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Re: Bucket List

Post by steve shearer » Thu Feb 23, 2017 7:12 am

Pakistan sounds like a hell fun trip.

Actually, I wonder what it would be like to don a beard and join a crowd of angry beards calling for the stoning of women or some other righteous cause.
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Re: Bucket List

Post by Beanpole » Thu Feb 23, 2017 7:18 am

I know someone who had to get an intravenous drip for disentry because it was Ramadan over there and they wouldnt give him any water.
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Re: Bucket List

Post by Beanpole » Thu Feb 23, 2017 7:26 am

Hatchnam wrote:It's not a "plan". Therefore there's no emotional investment on my part whether I do or don't. You care more about it than I do.

Anyway. It's 6.31am. Time for your breakfast wine.
Time for your breakfast whine.
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Re: Bucket List

Post by Nick Carroll » Thu Feb 23, 2017 8:36 am

steve shearer wrote:Pakistan sounds like a hell fun trip.

Actually, I wonder what it would be like to don a beard and join a crowd of angry beards calling for the stoning of women or some other righteous cause.
But...but what if they actually started stoning a woman?

And ol Abdul next to you thrusts a couple of rocks into your hands and says "Join us, brother!"

Ummm sorry mate I've got a cold?

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Re: Bucket List

Post by crabmeat thompson » Thu Feb 23, 2017 8:39 am

Nick Carroll wrote:
steve shearer wrote:Pakistan sounds like a hell fun trip.

Actually, I wonder what it would be like to don a beard and join a crowd of angry beards calling for the stoning of women or some other righteous cause.
But...but what if they actually started stoning a woman?

And ol Abdul next to you thrusts a couple of rocks into your hands and says "Join us, brother!"

Ummm sorry mate I've got a cold?

Nup. my shoulder is cooked bro. i surfed raglan too much as a child, and now I can't throw rocks. but throw one for me. then disappear through the side entrance.


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Re: Bucket List

Post by steve shearer » Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:25 am

What if Iggy was there and they put a house brick in his hands and all the old instincts came flooding back?
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Re: Bucket List

Post by Hatchnam » Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:50 am

I'm saving those instincts for a certain brickworthy dweeb on these forums
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Re: Bucket List

Post by Yuke Hunt » Thu Feb 23, 2017 10:04 am

Bricktards ?
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Re: Bucket List

Post by shaunmorrison » Thu Feb 23, 2017 10:42 am

A Realsurf bbq is on the top of my list.

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Re: Bucket List

Post by offshore1 » Thu Feb 23, 2017 2:43 pm

Good Jehovah morning to you ShaunMorrison.
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Re: Bucket List

Post by offshore1 » Thu Feb 23, 2017 2:44 pm

And good morning to everyone. Everyone in the whole Jehovah world.
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Re: Bucket List

Post by RickyG » Thu Feb 23, 2017 4:16 pm

Christ, my list is so basic it's embarrasing. Can't see myself getting to any exotic locations any time soon, but hiring a board a catching a few at Waikiki is definitely on the list just for the history of it. Maybe Malibu as well for similar reasons. Crescent too (I must be about the only longboarder in Aus who hasn't surfed it).
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Re: Bucket List

Post by Beanpole » Thu Feb 23, 2017 6:31 pm

steve shearer wrote:What if Iggy was there and they put a house brick in his hands and all the old instincts came flooding back?
That's why the religion suits him so well.
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Re: Bucket List

Post by BA » Thu Feb 23, 2017 6:45 pm

RickyG wrote:hiring a board a catching a few at Waikiki is definitely on the list just for the history of it.
Did that last May for the same reason. Great fun.

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Re: Bucket List

Post by Trev » Thu Feb 23, 2017 6:58 pm

BA wrote:
RickyG wrote:hiring a board a catching a few at Waikiki is definitely on the list just for the history of it.
Did that last May for the same reason. Great fun.
Me too. Back in 2002.
Still managed to upset a local though. #*!
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Re: Bucket List

Post by Cranked » Thu Feb 23, 2017 7:03 pm

If I was beyond wealthy I would lure Martin Daly out of retirement, have an Indies Trader replica constructed, make an offer to Shearer and Carroll to accompany me as surf guides, perhaps also to Marauding and Beany to provide comic relief, and we would tour the oceans of the world, stopping at our whim and surfing our brains out.

Only death would interrupt this new endless search. I would of course establish a trust to ensure the continuation of the voyage if anything untoward happened to me.

Oh yeah, I' sure we could not do without Professor Brainwave, I'm just not sure in what capacity though. Obviously, Cements would be needed to document the whole caper for an extended ABC series.
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Re: Bucket List

Post by Beanpole » Thu Feb 23, 2017 7:18 pm

What would the boat be called?
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Re: Bucket List

Post by Drailed » Thu Feb 23, 2017 7:20 pm

"The last resort"
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