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Re: Roll call

Post by Larry » Sat Jul 09, 2016 8:01 pm

Steve, a Chinese feed at Cromer, and a flat battery in the Nissan for afters.

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Re: Roll call

Post by Trev » Sat Jul 09, 2016 8:10 pm

Larry wrote:Steve, a Chinese feed at Cromer, and a flat battery in the Nissan for afters.
Fcuk. All I ever got was a coffee at Dee Why. :-o :-)(
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Re: Roll call

Post by steve shearer » Sat Jul 09, 2016 8:11 pm

I had no idea this site ever had ideas above it's station.

I always saw it as the derelict pub in an unfashionable suburb where a working man could be himself or herself, or itself without fear of censure.
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Re: Roll call

Post by Trev » Sat Jul 09, 2016 8:11 pm

Oh. And a Tshirt. Musnt forget the Tshirt.
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Re: Roll call

Post by Larry » Sat Jul 09, 2016 8:17 pm

I did.

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Re: Roll call

Post by offshore1 » Sat Jul 09, 2016 10:14 pm

I'm pretty much exclusively on my phone now, rarely have reason to fire up the boilers of my pc.
Is there a way to get to the front page from here? I don't see anything to click to get me there.

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Re: Roll call

Post by The Mighty Sunbird » Sat Jul 09, 2016 10:29 pm

Don't bother it's shithouse
Erase.

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Re: Roll call

Post by Larry » Sun Jul 10, 2016 8:49 am

I remember that day - McCoy didn't get any shots.

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Re: Roll call

Post by crabmeat thompson » Sun Jul 10, 2016 8:05 pm

what was it like the day after, salty?
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Re: Roll call

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Re: Roll call

Post by Spoon » Thu Jul 21, 2016 3:38 pm

Hey Laz, when does your book come out I reckon it would be a good read and if you do a realsurf Book remember to mention Foamballs by Squid, I will admit that was a classic and each episode was looked forward to with great anticipation. Squid was actually a good bloke, I had a few waves with him but god knows where he is now.
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Re: Roll call

Post by Trev » Thu Jul 21, 2016 5:14 pm

Somewhere ive got a copy of most if not all of the foamballs saga saved in a word doc.
Great reading
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Re: Roll call

Post by marauding mullet » Thu Jul 21, 2016 6:01 pm

Trev wrote:Somewhere ive got a copy of most if not all of the foamballs saga saved in a word doc.
Great reading
Was it on here?
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Re: Roll call

Post by Trev » Thu Jul 21, 2016 6:41 pm

marauding mullet wrote:
Trev wrote:Somewhere ive got a copy of most if not all of the foamballs saga saved in a word doc.
Great reading
Was it on here?
Yep. But he went through and did a Legion on it all for some reason.

I found it all on one of those sites which seem to have links to every web page ever.
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Re: Roll call

Post by Trev » Fri Jul 22, 2016 10:05 am

The beginning....................................FOAMBALLS

episode 1
B u m b a c l o t

One hot summer morning in the suburb of One Beach, Bumbaclot woke up in a strange apartment beside a voluptuous naked blonde named Regina, who wore a large gold wedding ring, and was dead.

Feck, thought Bumbaclot.

She had seemed pretty healthy when they were going at it on the couch, only hours earlier. Before he passed out.

Fecken jesus, he said under his breath. Looks like a fricken cardiac arrest! And total respiratory fecken failure!

Call the cops? The ambulance?

Sure. Invite the cops in. That was impossible. The flat, he had learned the night before, belonged to a local psychopath -- a known hit-man, named Concrete. Gangsters would have his balls.

Anyway, what was the use? His richly tanned sex goddess, now cold and tinged grey, was, without a doubt, beyond resuscitation. She lay on her side, facing away from him on the fake-leather couch. Her ample breasts spilled over the clammy upholstery, one buttock cocked high, legs splayed, one petite foot hanging over the carpet, as if she had been jogging. He stared at the delicate base of her spine, where the summer sun had imprinted a soft, untanned triangle around the rear panel of a lacy g-string. Now the red lingerie lay torn and straggling from the deep crack of Regina's spectacular, pilates-toned arse. Funny how the strap looks like a question mark, thought Bumbaclot.

Fecken hell.
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Re: Roll call

Post by Larry » Sat Jul 23, 2016 8:42 am

Spoon, late November ...

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Re: Roll call

Post by Deesee » Mon Jul 25, 2016 8:08 am

My login worked!
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Re: Roll call

Post by Wyre » Mon Jul 25, 2016 11:16 am

Holy shit! See, I'm fairly late to the RS world. That said, I used to check daily the surf report way back when. Always could figure out what it would be like from the NB reports/The Goat.

That said, these days I bypass it straight to Tangents. I think this is about the second time I've entered the General Discussion.

Hope RS sticks around, it is golden.
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