Roll call

[Larry]

Sure, go ahead, walk me through it.

[offshore1]

I waste enough time in the forums, ain't nobody got time for no front page. But good luck Laz.

ummm if you're looking for ideas
Maybe photos of members' members wrapped in their favourite teams' scarves?

[Larry]

Wouldn't mind seeing a pic of Sunstroke cutting back ... that could be a laugh.

[--++sunstroke++--]

Sure, go ahead, walk me through it.

Come on let's be honest here Laz, Realsurf is not. going. places.

Not today, not tomorrow, next week or next year.

Compared to Swellnet, Coastalwatch & all the other professional surfing websites, RS would be at the bottom of the list - more of an amateur / niche page, than a serious surfing website. Apart from when Don goes on trips or holidays, you won't see anything outside of DY / NB's.

Most people don't even look at the front page - just jump straight into the forums. And those that are serious surfers most likely use other sites for proper reports & forecasts.

Apart from shitz n giggles what are we/Realsurf likely to gain out of your (mis)adventure?

Who would actually sign up & do it?

Would you trust any of these cretins to post a proper surfing report & not a picture of their ballsack?

p.s. If you do actually speak with Don, can you ask him where our $12G's went


OKTHNXGDBYE <: <: <:

[--++sunstroke++--]

Wouldn't mind seeing a pic of Sunstroke cutting back ... that could be a laugh.

It would be Laz - usually I was in the barrel or taking off over the falls like on this little one

[crabmeat thompson]

Hold the fcuking phone.

Our resdident doomsday prepper and buyer of all things silver... Rides a bodyboard?

This is delicious.

[Drailed]

No wonder he thinks the worlds gonna end.

[Trev]

Hold the fcuking phone.

Our resdident doomsday prepper and buyer of all things silver... Rides a bodyboard?

This is delicious.

Yep. Iggy would have got a shock if they'd ever made that moonlight surf at Dee Why happen.

[Beanpole]

Maybe sunny would have converted hatchie to lid riding. It's very egalitarian. Level playing field and all that. Lowest common denominator.

[Beerfan]

The silver lidder

[Hatchnam]

Sunstroke riding a lid is old news. Besides, anyone who'd be wanting to hang shit on him for it, would also be the ones not taking on a ribbed face eight foot Dee Why bowl like the one pictured.

Hey beanpole

[Beanpole]

How can you think my encouragement for you to try lid riding could be misconstrued as criticism?
Jeez, some people.

[Larry]

This has got to be the oldest site of its kind left on the internet - everyone has come through here. I reckon the front page needs a kickalong ... but first you have to deal with blokes like sunstroke: quote

"p.s. If you do actually speak with Don, can you ask him where our $12G's went."

What do reckon it might cost to host this place sunnylad, per annum? Then multiply that by number of years it's been up. Then get back to us.

[crabmeat thompson]

Ex fcuking zactly.

The next Cnut who disses the don tastes the back of my hand.

[offshore1]

Ex fcuking zactly.

The next Cnut who disses the don tastes the Milt on back of my hand.

fixed

[crabmeat thompson]

Milt tastes so good.

[offshore1]

Braithwaite defies the odds one more time .

[crabmeat thompson]