Kelly's wave.

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Re: Kelly's wave.

Post by Rustt » Fri Sep 22, 2017 7:52 am

Drailed wrote:
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I also also think, no I totally know this, I will never pay anyone for a wave, ever. I'll pay to fly to a spot where there's waves. I'll pay for accommodation near a wave. I'll pay for a board to ride a wave. I'll pay for wax and boards etc etc. I will never fcuken pay someone to make the wave for me. If that's where my surfing experience ends, well fcuken whacko.
Nick, we are brothers. Not by blood but by brine.
I like that, can we have it written in stone?

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Re: Kelly's wave.

Post by Drailed » Fri Sep 22, 2017 7:58 am

Until Nick apologises to GSTQ I am not sure I want to be his brine brother.
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Re: Kelly's wave.

Post by Rustt » Fri Sep 22, 2017 7:59 am

Oh um, Nick. I have to ask, would you ride a wave at a wave park in a professional standing? Like doing an article or review. If it was a freebie. And if the situation arises, could you take some of us along. To get the kook point of view. :)

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Re: Kelly's wave.

Post by Rustt » Fri Sep 22, 2017 8:02 am

Drailed wrote:
Fri Sep 22, 2017 7:58 am
Until Nick apologises to GSTQ I am not sure I want to be his brine brother.
Yeah, don't worry about that right now. Tell us about the prostitutes mate and your seedy dealings with them. I'm sick of watching telly.

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Re: Kelly's wave.

Post by offshore1 » Fri Sep 22, 2017 8:50 am

Drailed wrote:
Fri Sep 22, 2017 7:58 am
Until Nick apologises to GSTQ I am not sure I want to be his brine brother.
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Re: Kelly's wave.

Post by Hatchnam » Fri Sep 22, 2017 9:40 am

These last two or three pages have been pretty tardworthy.
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Not enough for a full handbeak
steve shearer wrote:full dionysian hand jive body torque

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Re: Kelly's wave.

Post by ctd » Fri Sep 22, 2017 10:12 am

dude, you ocean or pool?

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Re: Kelly's wave.

Post by Drailed » Fri Sep 22, 2017 10:21 am

There is nothing retarded about Nick and GSTQ nearly having a physical cyber fight about Kelly Slater's wave pool which neither of them will ever surf.
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Re: Kelly's wave.

Post by Beerfan » Fri Sep 22, 2017 11:29 am

Bit rough for god save to accuse nick of holding his view for social media likes though.

What we need loof, is for you to take them both up to the Byron hinterland for a men's festival of togetherness, where they, under your gentle but firm guidance, can heal these hurtful wounds.

Naked of course

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Re: Kelly's wave.

Post by Hatchnam » Fri Sep 22, 2017 12:08 pm

If the whole KS (or Webber?) wave pool thing isn't going to be a retail surfing (side serve) option for run of the mill surfers then its best ignored all together. In its current mode it's strictly pop culture. Plastic nothingness and about as relevant as what brand of sneakers Paris Hilton is wearing this month or what Tay Tays favourite brunch restaurant is
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Not enough for a full handbeak
steve shearer wrote:full dionysian hand jive body torque

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Re: Kelly's wave.

Post by Drailed » Fri Sep 22, 2017 12:15 pm

Those two soft middle class pussies wouldn't last a day in my shoes.
Trev wrote:I have always had a lot of time for Dick
smnmntll wrote:Got one in the mouth once, that was pretty memorable

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Re: Kelly's wave.

Post by tootr » Fri Sep 22, 2017 12:24 pm

Drailed wrote:
Fri Sep 22, 2017 12:15 pm
Those two soft middle class pussies wouldn't last a day in my shoes.
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Neither would most of us.

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Re: Kelly's wave.

Post by Hatchnam » Fri Sep 22, 2017 12:33 pm

:lol:
Sniff wrote:
Fri Feb 16, 2024 11:39 am
Not enough for a full handbeak
steve shearer wrote:full dionysian hand jive body torque

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Re: Kelly's wave.

Post by Drailed » Fri Sep 22, 2017 1:08 pm

:lol:
Pay that.
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smnmntll wrote:Got one in the mouth once, that was pretty memorable

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Re: Kelly's wave.

Post by crabmeat thompson » Fri Sep 22, 2017 1:33 pm

:lol:

old tootles has really grown into himself this year.
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Re: Kelly's wave.

Post by foamy » Fri Sep 22, 2017 5:03 pm

GSTQ probably thinks Nick has completed the Molokai to Oahu multiple times just so he can post about it on facebook.

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Re: Kelly's wave.

Post by godsavetheking » Fri Sep 22, 2017 5:16 pm

If I thought that I'd say it. And unlike you, I wouldn't post it then delete it ten minutes later because I was frightened the big boys wouldn't talk to me any more
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Re: Kelly's wave.

Post by Beerfan » Fri Sep 22, 2017 5:19 pm

Snap!!

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