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Re: Quiver thread

Posted: Thu May 11, 2017 7:01 am
by crabmeat thompson
i might start shaping, just so i can release that model!

Re: Quiver thread

Posted: Thu May 11, 2017 8:11 am
by saltman
Step towards the light in the tunnel

Re: Quiver thread

Posted: Thu May 11, 2017 8:28 am
by Beerfan
crabmeat thompson wrote:i might start shaping, just so i can release that model!

There's could be a whole series. The raging roid etc

Re: Quiver thread

Posted: Thu May 11, 2017 9:23 am
by Nick Carroll
The Engorged Organ.

Re: Quiver thread

Posted: Thu May 11, 2017 9:29 am
by saltman
Smoking Gun

Re: Quiver thread

Posted: Thu May 11, 2017 9:54 am
by crabmeat thompson
The french whistler

the Hot Carl

Daddy's Mooseknuckle

etc etc ...

Re: Quiver thread

Posted: Thu May 11, 2017 11:52 am
by ctd
offshore1 wrote:The Bleached Anus. That's a marketing gold mine right there.

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Re: Quiver thread

Posted: Thu May 11, 2017 2:42 pm
by Davros
I'd buy a board called The Bleached Anus or maybe the Dr Jelly Finger possibly Pussy Whiskers?

"The Bleached Anus is the ultimate all round surfboard. The extra volume under your flaccid bum cheeks not only makes surfing a dream, but gives you so much speed on an open face. The outline is very similar to an old school twin fin from the nose, with a tight pin tail through the bottom giving it plenty of speed, but maintaining the ability to get into those tighter areas"

^^^^Change as required to sell "The Bleached Anus"

Funnily enough I have just slightly changed the Hypto Kryto blurb

Re: Quiver thread

Posted: Thu May 11, 2017 4:18 pm
by JET01
The marketing possibilities really are endless.

The Bleached Anus.... all you need is a little water, and you're sure to find your way into a tight cavity...

The Bleached Anus... perfect for blow ins

The Bleached Anus... don't forget to wax for maximum enjoyment

Re: Quiver thread

Posted: Thu May 11, 2017 5:13 pm
by crabmeat thompson
And! weekend warriors, don't despair. your bleached anus is forgiving!

Re: Quiver thread

Posted: Thu May 11, 2017 5:22 pm
by Davros
"Hi Crabmeat,

I'm so stoked with my Bleached Anus..."

Re: Quiver thread

Posted: Thu May 11, 2017 5:26 pm
by Beerfan
crabmeat thompson wrote:And! weekend warriors, don't despair. your bleached anus is forgiving!
Woo hoo! We all know the best type of anus is a forgiving anus

Re: Quiver thread

Posted: Thu May 11, 2017 5:34 pm
by ctd
surely 'bleached anus - for the cleanest barrel'

Re: Quiver thread

Posted: Thu May 11, 2017 5:51 pm
by Beanpole
The Bleached Anus is waiting to give you the ride of your life. Try one today.

Re: Quiver thread

Posted: Fri May 12, 2017 9:19 am
by Cranked
There's a new Gerry Lopez pintail gun at a local boardstore: 7'6 x 21" x 3.1", guessing the nose is around 12.5", tail 12"

Rails are skinny, super sharp edge almost from the middle. Shallow concave in a V. Thick stringer, full gloss and spray.

Should be an easy paddler and handle anything I might go for. $700

Re: Quiver thread

Posted: Fri May 12, 2017 1:06 pm
by Beerfan
You'll miss the other 6" of tail width though :)

Re: Quiver thread

Posted: Fri May 12, 2017 1:20 pm
by Cranked
My zots have comparatively skinny little tails, guessing 16" or 16.5" :-D-:

Re: Quiver thread

Posted: Fri May 12, 2017 2:00 pm
by surfywurfy
Cranked wrote:There's a new Gerry Lopez pintail gun at a local boardstore: 7'6 x 21" x 3.1", guessing the nose is around 12.5", tail 12"

Rails are skinny, super sharp edge almost from the middle. Shallow concave in a V. Thick stringer, full gloss and spray.

Should be an easy paddler and handle anything I might go for. $700
Trusta?