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engagement presents...

Post by tim » Sun Feb 15, 2004 12:28 am

yeah this one's pretty random.. my mate got engaged (finally..only had to go out with her for 7 years) and i'm having a bit of trouble finding him a good pressie...he's a keen surfer, so i was wondering if anyone knew of any good surf-related stuff out there that'd make a good present (and also please his fiance...so i'm not talking the essentials, but something surf related...)???

Geoff

Post by Geoff » Sun Feb 15, 2004 5:14 am

A watch from Fossil, or sunnies.

stuey

Post by stuey » Sun Feb 15, 2004 11:34 am

A list of excuses to escape the monotony of havin to make them up, for why he cant be home on time cos the waves are crankin.

whackenauffe

Post by whackenauffe » Sun Feb 15, 2004 12:52 pm

a gift voucher.

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Post by theboat » Sun Feb 15, 2004 1:28 pm

Best present you could give him is to tell his new missus that surfing will greatly improve his performance in the sack, and therefore, he should be able to go whenever possible.

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Post by Clif » Sun Feb 15, 2004 1:48 pm

a trip down the coast ... pity the marriage will be off upon return as he decides to jet off to fiji, followed by tahiti, carribean, santa-cruz, hawaii, france, spain, porugal, south africa and norway. :)

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Post by theboat » Sun Feb 15, 2004 1:49 pm

All funded by his new, loving wifey of course!

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Post by Bunker Spreckels » Sun Feb 15, 2004 7:01 pm

Give her my name and number-I'll warm her petite pink perfumed plumeria for your bro' and teach her the line and time of love cum true.

Peace Out

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Post by marcus » Mon Feb 16, 2004 8:25 pm

a sex swing, or a tandem surfboard
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Post by _cant_touch_this » Mon Feb 16, 2004 9:19 pm

a house maid and a dildo...that way he can go surfing n she wont have a thing to worry about

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