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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 7:23 am
by crabmeat thompson
blow it up, all day every day. we'll cordon off a 25 metre exclusion zone and then fill it's arsehole with gunpowder.

take a selfie or two with it's dilated eyes. then it's... 'see you in hell Johnny!'


wooshka!!

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 7:23 am
by crabmeat thompson
ah shit

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 7:32 am
by swvic
You could be our Paul Linnman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAW4mntPM-w

Iggy could be our George Thornton because he has ready access to explosives

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 8:02 am
by crabmeat thompson
hence the 25 metre exclusion zone. so that no one will be spared.

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 8:05 am
by Beerfan
crabmeat thompson wrote:
Thu Oct 19, 2017 7:23 am
blow it up, all day every day. we'll cordon off a 25 metre exclusion zone and then fill it's arsehole with gunpowder.

take a selfie or two with it's dilated eyes. then it's... 'see you in hell Johnny!'


wooshka!!
Even better, a Japanese game/culinary show. "Irrefutable dinner!!" Sounds good

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 8:37 am
by tootr
Bloke: Hello, I'd like to make an insurance claim on my car.
Operator: Yes, sir, what happened?
Bloke: It got crushed by fifty pounds of dead whale falling from a great height.
Operator: Click.

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 11:25 am
by Cranked
A friend had trouble making an insurance claim after an incident where he stopped at a set of lights and an elephant on a low loader plucked off his side wing mirror

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 12:21 pm
by marauding mullet
Give Grooter a pair of chopsticks, a bottle of soy sauce and turn him loose down there.

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2017 10:54 am
by Trev
Despite their massive phuck up, someone at Sunshine Coast Council has a sense of humour. The skip bins they used to carry away the whale's remains were from Whale Skip Bins Company.

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2017 6:25 pm
by steve shearer
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DPI Fisheries advise: tagged white shark detected by Sharpes Beach, Ballina receiver at 09:47:00 AM (AEDT) on 28-Oct-2017
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DPI Fisheries advise: tagged white shark detected by Sharpes Beach, Ballina receiver at 09:39:00 AM (AEDT) on 28-Oct-2017
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DPI Fisheries advise: tagged white shark detected by Sharpes Beach, Ballina receiver at 09:33:00 AM (AEDT) on 28-Oct-2017


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NSWDPI advise 2.8m Male White Shark caught on SMART drumlines at Boulders Beach, Ballina. Shark tagged & released offshore.


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NSWDPI advise 3.06m White Shark caught on SMART drumlines at South Ballina Beach. Shark tagged & released offshore.

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2017 6:44 pm
by The Mighty Sunbird
Guy got a bite at Birubi this morning

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2017 6:44 pm
by The Mighty Sunbird
KILL THEM ALL!!!

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2017 9:54 pm
by Davros
Brown snake season, GWS season and funnel web season coming up. Lovely.

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2017 10:47 am
by Rustt

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2017 11:05 am
by tootr
For those interested, here are some stats from the DPI tagging program.
(Non target species include grey nurse, various whalers, rays, and a mako)
(The Coffs and Forster programs started in Jul-Aug 17)

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Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2017 12:36 pm
by Legion
Jeez. They're doing alright on the whites. More information would be good, like juvies or not, specific location etc.

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2017 5:01 pm
by steve shearer
They are all juvey/sub-adults. I think the largest was caught in Evans around the 4m mark.

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2017 10:03 pm
by Beanpole
Bright future ahead for us.