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alakaboo wrote: ↑

Mon Oct 16, 2017 11:57 am

Calf is 30m long?!
So, roughly twice as long as the adults get?

Fcuking ming mong.

Sunshine Coast buried whale drama hotting up. So called experts suggest it will decompose in short order.
Nup.
Whale buried Bar Beach June 2010
http://www.theherald.com.au/story/45602 ... bar-beach/

Whale carcass Bar Beach exposed December 2016.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-12-09/i ... pg/8107386

That's 6 1/2 half years.

tonks wrote: ↑

Wed Oct 18, 2017 11:20 am

It's started erupting.

Sunny Coast Council the mob to call if you need a shallow grave.

Perfect bait.

Drailed wrote: ↑

Wed Oct 18, 2017 12:25 pm

tonks wrote: ↑

Wed Oct 18, 2017 11:20 am

It's started erupting.

Sunny Coast Council the mob to call if you need a shallow grave.

Perfect bait.

Got an email just now from Div 3 confirming the whale will be exhumed.

Good afternoon

 

Due to your interest in the Whale on Wurtulla Beach I am pleased to advise the following:-

 

Sunshine Coast Council will exhume a whale buried at Wurtulla Beach after on-going monitoring of its condition, seeking expert advice and considering safety concerns raised by residents.

 

CEO Michael Whittaker said council had been engaged in discussions with the Department of Environment and Heritage Protection (EHP) since the whale washed ashore at the weekend.

 

“Council’s focus has remained on delivering the best outcome for our environment and our community,” Mr Whittaker said.

 

“Our staff have consistently raised concerns regarding the community’s feelings on this matter with the state regulatory authority EHP since Sunday afternoon.

 

“I have today asked council officers to exhume and remove the whale carcass from the beach.

 

“The decomposed nature of the whale when it came to shore meant it could not be towed out to sea and has added to this challenging task.

 

“Our staff are working with contractors to mobilise trucks, excavators and any machinery and expertise required to work the carcass into manageable sizes and remove it from the site to a local landfill.

 

“The public should keep clear of the area to ensure the carcass is removed as quickly and safely as possible.

 

“We appreciate the community’s patience and support as we carry out this work.”

 

Regards

 

Kim Rosser | Councillor Support Officer

Cr Peter Cox | Division 3

Councillor Governance | Corporate Governance
Office of Mayor & CEO | Sunshine Coast Council

What a debacle. Local councils are retarded.

There's a niche business here. Crabmeats whale removal business, heavy machinery on soft sand close to water with poor site access, what could go wrong??!!??

Could also be a side business feeding Japanese tourists on the Gold Coast

blow it up, all day every day. we'll cordon off a 25 metre exclusion zone and then fill it's arsehole with gunpowder.

take a selfie or two with it's dilated eyes. then it's... 'see you in hell Johnny!'


wooshka!!

ah shit

You could be our Paul Linnman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAW4mntPM-w

Iggy could be our George Thornton because he has ready access to explosives

hence the 25 metre exclusion zone. so that no one will be spared.

crabmeat thompson wrote: ↑

Thu Oct 19, 2017 7:23 am

blow it up, all day every day. we'll cordon off a 25 metre exclusion zone and then fill it's arsehole with gunpowder.

take a selfie or two with it's dilated eyes. then it's... 'see you in hell Johnny!'


wooshka!!

Even better, a Japanese game/culinary show. "Irrefutable dinner!!" Sounds good

Bloke: Hello, I'd like to make an insurance claim on my car.
Operator: Yes, sir, what happened?
Bloke: It got crushed by fifty pounds of dead whale falling from a great height.
Operator: Click.

A friend had trouble making an insurance claim after an incident where he stopped at a set of lights and an elephant on a low loader plucked off his side wing mirror

Give Grooter a pair of chopsticks, a bottle of soy sauce and turn him loose down there.

Despite their massive phuck up, someone at Sunshine Coast Council has a sense of humour. The skip bins they used to carry away the whale's remains were from Whale Skip Bins Company.

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