Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

[swvic]

Pay attention, mm, we're going to Bermagui. Fcuk Kirra & Snapper, Cuttagee Point will be our kingdom

[swvic]

Back to sharks; during my recent trip to the Sth coast of NSW the solution came to me in an epiphany while observing the southern migration of Humpbacks and Southern Rights. Next IWC session we change tack. We continue loudly voicing our objection to whaling in Antarctic waters, but we encourage the Japs and Norwegions to harpoon the fcuk out of them once they reach Australia's EEZ. No Northern migration = no whales = no sharks. For conservation purpose, we don't allow the same activities to occur in African and South American waters

[otway1949]

Now to tie it all together!

There is a large population of counter culturists in the hinterlands , some of whom surf.
The cuttagee crew migrate to Byron for the cold winter months and revert to south coasters for summer.
There is a whole art scene from Tilba to Pambula that wavers and waxes and wanes with the moon phases , there are lesbian wicca covens in secret valleys nearby, you can buy full milk unhomogenised and there more cheeses here than just Bega.
Tathra had a fatal shark attack several years ago.
Far South Byron it is.
BTW Bateman's Bay is the sea side suburb of Canberra with all that goes with that>

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Back to sharks; during my recent trip to the Sth coast of NSW the solution came to me in an epiphany while observing the southern migration of Humpbacks and Southern Rights. Next IWC session we change tack. We continue loudly voicing our objection to whaling in Antarctic waters, but we encourage the Japs and Norwegions to harpoon the fcuk out of them once they reach Australia's EEZ. No Northern migration = no whales = no sharks. For conservation purpose, we don't allow the same activities to occur in African and South American waters

Political incorrectness is spreading like a plague throughout the western world, its even infecting remote regions of Victoria as we speak!

Does your job really end soon swvic?

[swvic]

Political incorrectness? Nah, it's a compromise

Re the job; Yes, it does. Today I had to endure a lengthy morning tea farewell. I appreciate the intention and genuine sentiment, but I just don't like the attention. I even had to make a speech of sorts. Some others shed tears, but not me even though it is a bit sad. Will really miss our little core group. Fantastic people. Will not miss dealing with NATA accreditation or Faculty and School bigwigs. In fact, they can all Guang get fcuked

I received flowers, chocolates, 2 cards and a good bottle of Shiraz

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Are you sure the share house in Bermagui is a good idea?

[swvic]

Absolutely. We'll share the wine and chocolates, and with the delightful ambiance provided by lovely blooming lilies, the vibe will be everlasting

[crabmeat thompson]

Pay attention, mm, we're going to Bermagui. Fcuk Kirra & Snapper, Cuttagee Point will be our kingdom

it will be morning of the earth part II. the extended version.

[Trev]

What could go wrong?

[crabmeat thompson]

i can't foresee one single problem. just smooth sailing from here, trev, me old boy.

[Trev]

i can't foresee one single problem. just smooth sailing from here, trev, me old boy.

Souds like something Capt Edward John Smith migh have said as he sailed from Southampton in1912.

[Yuke Hunt]

Pay attention, mm, we're going to Bermagui. Fcuk Kirra & Snapper, Cuttagee Point will be our kingdom

it will be morning of the earth part II. the extended version.

I fear that the soundtrack will be a constant drumming of nut sacks on arse cracks.

[crabmeat thompson]

jesus christ guys.

we'll make it a 5-bedroom joint and you two can come as well.

[swvic]

I got a redundancy so can put down the bond and four weeks up front for a five bedroom. Any of you tards working in Bermagui real estate?

[crabmeat thompson]

I got a redundancy so can put down the bond and four weeks up front for a five bedroom. Any of you tards working in Bermagui real estate?

no, but i plan to delve knee deep into its fabled and glorious art scene. so i should be able to pay you back on the pronto.

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Something like this would be OK

[offshore1]

Pay attention, mm, we're going to Bermagui. Fcuk Kirra & Snapper, Cuttagee Point will be our kingdom

it will be morning of the earth part II. the extended version.

By extended version you mean boner right?
I'm seeing a Village People commune in my mind's eye and my mind is pleading for me to close that eye.

Not that there's anything wrong with a Village People commune.

[swvic]

C'mon over, offy. Fcuk renting, I'm putting down a deposit. When Braithy's junket art takes off, we'll be mortgage free in no time