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Re: how much more metrosexual can surfing become?

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2015 11:58 am
by steve shearer
I actually know a kid called moon beam.
He doesn't surf.

Re: how much more metrosexual can surfing become?

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2015 1:12 pm
by carvin marvin
I am looking forward to the day when volume calculators ask you to enter your star sign.

Re: how much more metrosexual can surfing become?

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2015 9:30 am
by Slobadan Madicubich
I have been using nail polish remover to clean tacky resin off my hands for many decades. Could this be the start of a slippery slope?

Re: how much more metrosexual can surfing become?

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2015 10:17 am
by pinhead
Slobadan Madicubich wrote:I have been using nail polish remover to clean tacky resin off my hands for many decades. Could this be the start of a slippery slope?
I use balsamic vinegar to clean epoxy off my hands

Re: how much more metrosexual can surfing become?

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2015 10:22 am
by Beanpole
I wear disposable gloves.......then always manage to grab something after I take them off.....and use acetone to get it off.

Re: how much more metrosexual can surfing become?

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2015 1:30 pm
by aaarating
I demand someone immediately set up a board factory in Byron using quinoa fibre glass and soy extract resin. Bamboo fins will be optional.

Re: how much more metrosexual can surfing become?

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2015 6:54 pm
by aaarating
Apparently they were first recorded circa 1994 and David Beckham is/was rated number 1 metrosexual man on the planet. Who would be nominated as the number 1 metrosexual man from the WSL arena (excluding the commentators who obviously have a metrosexual behavioural clause in their contracts) and why?

Re: how much more metrosexual can surfing become?

Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2015 6:12 am
by Cuttlefish
Matt Hoy. Wait...is he still on tour?

Re: how much more metrosexual can surfing become?

Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2015 8:16 am
by aaarating
Hoy would need to have had a fragrance named in his honour to be up there with Mr. Posh Spice. By all accounts Hoyo's metrosexual par fume of choice would have consisted of a bottle of VB with a little bong water and tattoo ink mixed in and splashed liberally around the nether regions. Does he live still live in Byron?

Re: how much more metrosexual can surfing become?

Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2015 10:16 am
by Davros
I think mens wetsuits with vaginas and boobs painted on them to signify we are in touch with our feminine side.

Re: how much more metrosexual can surfing become?

Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2015 3:22 pm
by daisy
great thread! and i agree, we still have a ways to go. but it isn't easy - i mean, how can we ensure that the hurly burly of jockeying for position in the lineup is only based on actual ability, and not on irrelevant surface features?

Re: how much more metrosexual can surfing become?

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2015 7:40 am
by Roy_Stewart
Beanpole wrote:I wear disposable gloves.......then always manage to grab something after I take them off.....and use acetone to get it off.
Thtat's a bad idea, the acetone will make you absorb the epoxy.

Re: how much more metrosexual can surfing become?

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2015 9:18 am
by swvic
Depends on the glove. For acetone: Nitrile - No, Latex - Yes

http://www.ansellpro.com/download/Ansel ... eGuide.pdf

Re: how much more metrosexual can surfing become?

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2015 9:23 am
by Grooter
Davros wrote:I think mens wetsuits with vaginas and boobs painted on them to signify we are in touch with our feminine side.
:lol:

Re: how much more metrosexual can surfing become?

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2015 7:45 pm
by Beanpole
Roy_Stewart wrote:
Beanpole wrote:I wear disposable gloves.......then always manage to grab something after I take them off.....and use acetone to get it off.
Thtat's a bad idea, the acetone will make you absorb the epoxy.
Not epoxy :-D-:

I'm thinking long neoprene tube in the front of the crotch with an ample key pouch underneath.

Re: how much more metrosexual can surfing become?

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2015 8:27 pm
by Roy_Stewart
swvic wrote:Depends on the glove. For acetone: Nitrile - No, Latex - Yes

http://www.ansellpro.com/download/Ansel ... eGuide.pdf
I thought that it was being used after the gloves were taken off i.e. on the skin?

Re: how much more metrosexual can surfing become?

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2015 8:32 pm
by Beanpole
Right you are Roi.

Re: how much more metrosexual can surfing become?

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2015 7:58 am
by swvic
:oops: at least there is now a link to a glove chart that anyone can refer to. Where else would you look?