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He’s obsessed with Wales, just like iggy

godsavethequeen wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 10, 2020 8:27 pm

Yeah but that was just the faux humility talking. Underneath he was shouting ‘I AM A SURFING GOD’

I don't really need to shout that do I god save. I don't even need to say it.

You have to accept the truth about yourself. Famous people do this all the time. They look at the fan mail and shit and just say, "Well of course this exists, it is merely a recognition of who I truly am."

Whereas I have some guy calling himself gcuts bagging me on real surf.

Nick Carroll wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 10, 2020 8:30 pm

Trev wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 10, 2020 7:38 pm

What? The seaplane one?

WTF does Trev watch ads for Wales????

This whole thing is way more fcuked up than I thought

Well no.
Godsave was bragging about a new Wales ad.
So I googled Visit Wales advert and that came up.
Pretty ordinary actually.
Not even an appearance by Thomas.

Anyway, some people watch horror movies for entertainment.
Looking for an ad for Wales is just next level.

Nick Carroll wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 10, 2020 8:34 pm

godsavethequeen wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 10, 2020 8:27 pm

Yeah but that was just the faux humility talking. Underneath he was shouting ‘I AM A SURFING GOD’

I don't really need to shout that do I god save. I don't even need to say it.

You have to accept the truth about yourself. Famous people do this all the time. They look at the fan mail and shit and just say, "Well of course this exists, it is merely a recognition of who I truly am."

Whereas I have some guy calling himself gcuts bagging me on real surf.

Awesome. You know you've got cred when that happens.

I wasn’t bragging about it you chump. I was trying to point out that it is so unrepresentative of where I live that I didn’t even recognise it. Jesus Christ

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Is there a Welsh Kylie?

Indeed there is

I think we are all obsessed with Wales. Who wouldn’t be. You’ve done a fine job as the ambassador.

Highly guarded ordinary reef points and the odd slab that works so rarely they’re near myths.

Laughable fairy floss beach breaks.

Freezing cold

Quarter mile paddle outs.

Brown water.

Wind battered slop

6 mil rubber with hoodies and booties.

Mud everywhere.

Kooks that think they’re ripping.

Narrow swell window.

See what you started, gcuts.

GSTQ is just gcuts with a plum in his mouth and noddy car.

Well this is a surprise iggy. Fancy seeing you here

BTW, for some reason, Google feeds my phone articles it's algorithm thinks I'll find interesting. It actually does a pretty good job.
Along with the latest dwarf porn news, they've been sneaking in the odd Carroll piece. The one about unexpected things that happened in surfing the last decade was a really good read.

And Nick occasionally sneaks into the odd little people porn piece.

My missus just texted me a snap from the end of the lane. Whatcha think iggy? I mean, it’s shit and that’s a particularly softcock wave but pretty epic compared your normal rubbish right?

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Hard to guess size, godsave, how big?
Iggy scale, of course.

2-3 ft