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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by BA » Wed Oct 16, 2019 5:00 pm

Ursula Andress. Phwoar.
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Lol good for you BA.
Can I dry hump your numb patch?
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Great. Now I'm imagining BA's majestic snow-capped erection, upon which scores of brave men have perished

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Nick Carroll » Wed Oct 16, 2019 5:07 pm

Back then I'd have swum swiftly yet langourously to Ursula and whispered softly to her as she clung to me, "It's OK baby, nothing bad's gonna happen to you when I've got ya." Of course omitting to mention the drugs and the anal sex, and the other assorted humiliations that lay in her near future etc

This time, encouraged by the sense of being encased in the most expensive wetsuit in the world, I also swam swiftly but not very langourously. At one point, heading out to the cans, I actually found myself out ahead of the pack! This pack included four Nutri Grain racers and the legendary Ky Hurst, the greatest surf swimmer ever to have lived. Good God! I thought, this suit really is magical! Then I remembered I was in a rip and they weren't.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by alakaboo » Wed Oct 16, 2019 5:19 pm

Nick Carroll wrote:
Wed Oct 16, 2019 5:07 pm
Back then I'd have swum swiftly yet langourously to Ursula and whispered softly to her as she clung to me, "It's OK baby, nothing bad's gonna happen to you when I've got ya." Of course omitting to mention the drugs and the anal sex, and the other assorted humiliations that lay in her near future etc

This time, encouraged by the sense of being encased in the most expensive wetsuit in the world, I also swam swiftly but not very langourously. At one point, heading out to the cans, I actually found myself out ahead of the pack! This pack included four Nutri Grain racers and the legendary Ky Hurst, the greatest surf swimmer ever to have lived. Good God! I thought, this suit really is magical! Then I remembered I was in a rip and they weren't.
I'm not sure what's more dreamy, beating Ky in a surf swim, or heading out to the cans...I was still thinking about Ursula at that point and had a different set of cans in mind.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by BA » Wed Oct 16, 2019 5:21 pm

For those playing at home, this is Ursula. Almost ethereal.

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Now picture this bloke performing all kinds of unnatural acts upon her.

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marauding mullet wrote:
Wed Apr 29, 2020 1:35 pm
Lol good for you BA.
Can I dry hump your numb patch?
Sniff wrote:
Wed Jun 03, 2020 5:22 pm
Great. Now I'm imagining BA's majestic snow-capped erection, upon which scores of brave men have perished

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by alakaboo » Wed Oct 16, 2019 5:25 pm

See I nearly used the word fanciful in my post above, but thought it would be unkind.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Nick Carroll » Wed Oct 16, 2019 5:35 pm

Dude I was a dirty bastard in my 20s.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Nick Carroll » Wed Oct 16, 2019 5:37 pm

And I can tell ya, Ursula might look ethereal in that special studio pic, but she'd have been a different thing altogether after a good pounding in the Newport shore break.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Nick Carroll » Wed Oct 16, 2019 5:38 pm

Hair everywhere, swimsuit all crooked, and gasping for breath. "See honey I told you everything was gonna be all right."

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by BA » Wed Oct 16, 2019 5:41 pm

Nick Carroll wrote:
Wed Oct 16, 2019 5:37 pm
a good pounding in the Newport shore break.
That’s a euphemism right?
marauding mullet wrote:
Wed Apr 29, 2020 1:35 pm
Lol good for you BA.
Can I dry hump your numb patch?
Sniff wrote:
Wed Jun 03, 2020 5:22 pm
Great. Now I'm imagining BA's majestic snow-capped erection, upon which scores of brave men have perished

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by buddy » Wed Oct 16, 2019 5:42 pm

I love it when Nick brings his tangential fantasies to the public forums.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Drailed » Wed Oct 16, 2019 5:45 pm

Nick “Jackhammer” Carrol
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by offshore1 » Thu Oct 17, 2019 1:23 am

The Newport Shore Break is the name of Nick's van.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Cranked » Thu Oct 17, 2019 7:47 am

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“I don’t necessarily agree with everything I say ”— Marshall McLuhan

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Nick Carroll » Thu Oct 17, 2019 9:16 am

That's not a knife, sweetie. This is a knife.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Cranked » Thu Oct 17, 2019 9:44 am

Are those shoulders the real attraction Nick?
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Hatchnam » Thu Oct 17, 2019 10:09 am

She’s attractive but kinda looks like a dude. Square jaw, broad shoulders. And her body looks a little androgynous, and her skull looks more than just a little insect looking

Put her beside even a moderately hot Turkish or Persian woman and she’d look like a Plain Jane, a 6.5/10 at best.

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scant swell window
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I had a swim.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Nick Carroll » Thu Oct 17, 2019 10:25 am

Cranked wrote:
Thu Oct 17, 2019 9:44 am
Are those shoulders the real attraction Nick?
Nah mate, I just grabbed her name out of the air while I was writing.

Hopefully everybody understands I was kind of taking the piss.

Not A piss of course! I would never piss in that wetsuit. It's more expensive than my toilet.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by ajohnsen » Thu Oct 17, 2019 12:22 pm

I think you've been reported to the Clementine Ford Foundation for assessment.

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