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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 10:52 pm
by Beanpole
Mini mal?

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 6:52 am
by steve shearer
Flaming heck Godsave, are you on the payroll from these bumbling amateurs?

It says Lennox Head Surf Report and Forecast (not Byron Buoy forecast) and then has a little graph with Lennox Head Surf Forecast and below the graph a title (breaking wave height (ft)) ......I think that is clear enough.

They are saying Lennox head will be 7ft on Mon and Ballina will be 3-4ft. Breaking wave height brother.

I want these cnuts in stocks parading down the main street so I can pelt them with rotten eggs, do you hear me?

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 8:16 am
by crabmeat thompson
godsavethequeen wrote:
Fri Aug 10, 2018 6:29 pm
Apostrophised plural. Nice

Have a look at the Ballina report. See that blue bar on the left under the heading 'SURF'? That's their estimate of the height of the waves on the beach. Now have a look at the Lennox report. Do you see that blue bar or the heading 'SURF'? No you do not. Just a star rating for the swell. Two different forecasts telling you slightly different things. We'll get there eventually steve, but you're gonna have to do a bit of the heavy lifting yourself
wow, just wow. this is shit your pants and paint yourself with it retarded, godsave.

you're nominated pal, and to be frank. you and simon are a shoe in for the final.

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 8:31 am
by godsavethequeen
Strap yourself in braithwaite because I will be pursuing shearer relentlessly until he admits how wrong he is. Sure in private he’s going all hot and cold over those reams of outraged notes hotly transcribed in that feverish 6 months, but I want a public apology, his badge and his gun

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 8:34 am
by crabmeat thompson
:lol:

i hope you get his badge and gun, sergeant ... it's the very minimum of what you deserve here.

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 9:34 am
by alakaboo
Godsave is launching himself headlong into tard season.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BmTiI_6HQkE ... yxqes4izb2

You cruel man, you know he's got deadlines this week so is honour bound to argue with you.

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 10:00 am
by steve shearer
I dont even know what Godsave is arguing for here save the right for spastic tardery to be published on the internet

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 12:14 pm
by channels
steve shearer wrote:
Sat Aug 11, 2018 6:52 am
Flaming heck Godsave, are you on the payroll from these bumbling amateurs?

It says Lennox Head Surf Report and Forecast (not Byron Buoy forecast) and then has a little graph with Lennox Head Surf Forecast and below the graph a title (breaking wave height (ft)) ......I think that is clear enough.

They are saying Lennox head will be 7ft on Mon and Ballina will be 3-4ft. Breaking wave height brother.

I want these cnuts in stocks parading down the main street so I can pelt them with rotten eggs, do you hear me?
It’s clearly wrong as there is no such thing as 7 foot.

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 12:57 pm
by Hatchnam
Damn straight. It’s 1,2,3,4,5,6,8,10,12,15,18,huge

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 2:16 pm
by Beanpole
1, 2-3,3, 3-4, 3-5, 4-5, 5, 4-6, 5-6, 6, 6-7, 6-8, 8, 8-10, 10, 10-12, 15, 18, 20, 25, 30.

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 2:50 pm
by Hatchnam
Theres no 7. Immediate rescind your login and leave the forum indefinitely

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 2:56 pm
by Beanpole
:P

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:06 pm
by Over55yrs
Interesting what grown men (?) will argue about

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:07 pm
by steve shearer
Magic Seaweed said its 13 and a half foot, then 9 foot, then 7foot.
I demand justice.

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:18 pm
by Cranked
I've been toying with some concepts involving user engagement with an algorithm to enhance the accuracy of surf forecasts. The same algorithm could quite possibly be tweaked to monitor and measure the truthfulness of internet "facts".

If it worked this concept would be worth billions and I would be forever known as the genius that tamed the internet. Should I share it or just document and patent it.

It could be gamed by mass attacks but that in itself would be interesting

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:20 pm
by Beanpole
They will be taken to the High Court of Surfing at Hatchies Garage Gym in Lakemba before being beheaded outside the Mosque.

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:21 pm
by Cyclone
Cranked wrote:
Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:18 pm
I've been toying with some concepts involving user engagement with an algorithm to enhance the accuracy of surf forecasts. The same algorithm could quite possibly be tweaked to measure the truthfulness of internet "facts".
Test it on here.
:-)( :D:

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 4:36 pm
by alakaboo
Some uni student did that a few years back.

It didn't end well.