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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by BA » Wed Oct 16, 2019 5:21 pm

For those playing at home, this is Ursula. Almost ethereal.

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Now picture this bloke performing all kinds of unnatural acts upon her.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by alakaboo » Wed Oct 16, 2019 5:25 pm

See I nearly used the word fanciful in my post above, but thought it would be unkind.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Nick Carroll » Wed Oct 16, 2019 5:35 pm

Dude I was a dirty bastard in my 20s.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Nick Carroll » Wed Oct 16, 2019 5:37 pm

And I can tell ya, Ursula might look ethereal in that special studio pic, but she'd have been a different thing altogether after a good pounding in the Newport shore break.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Nick Carroll » Wed Oct 16, 2019 5:38 pm

Hair everywhere, swimsuit all crooked, and gasping for breath. "See honey I told you everything was gonna be all right."

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by BA » Wed Oct 16, 2019 5:41 pm

Nick Carroll wrote:
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a good pounding in the Newport shore break.
That’s a euphemism right?

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by buddy » Wed Oct 16, 2019 5:42 pm

I love it when Nick brings his tangential fantasies to the public forums.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Drailed » Wed Oct 16, 2019 5:45 pm

Nick “Jackhammer” Carrol
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by offshore1 » Thu Oct 17, 2019 1:23 am

The Newport Shore Break is the name of Nick's van.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Cranked » Thu Oct 17, 2019 7:47 am

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Nick Carroll » Thu Oct 17, 2019 9:16 am

That's not a knife, sweetie. This is a knife.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Cranked » Thu Oct 17, 2019 9:44 am

Are those shoulders the real attraction Nick?
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Hatchnam » Thu Oct 17, 2019 10:09 am

She’s attractive but kinda looks like a dude. Square jaw, broad shoulders. And her body looks a little androgynous, and her skull looks more than just a little insect looking

Put her beside even a moderately hot Turkish or Persian woman and she’d look like a Plain Jane, a 6.5/10 at best.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Nick Carroll » Thu Oct 17, 2019 10:25 am

Cranked wrote:
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Are those shoulders the real attraction Nick?
Nah mate, I just grabbed her name out of the air while I was writing.

Hopefully everybody understands I was kind of taking the piss.

Not A piss of course! I would never piss in that wetsuit. It's more expensive than my toilet.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by ajohnsen » Thu Oct 17, 2019 12:22 pm

I think you've been reported to the Clementine Ford Foundation for assessment.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Nick Carroll » Thu Oct 17, 2019 2:27 pm

Oh dear.

anyway, surfed in the supersuit today, little rip bowl right, I kinda felt like I was on the wrong board, just not thinking it through!! but man it was so free feeling. I still can't get my head around the price tag but it feels like the future of wetsuits, or what they should be like - thinner, better, simpler cut, just less in the way, if you know what I mean. It's probably not that protective but it's over-warm for Sydney right now. Haven't ripped it yet.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Thud » Thu Oct 17, 2019 6:56 pm

What the f&ck is a super suit and did you look like Nadia Comaneci?
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Yuke Hunt » Thu Oct 17, 2019 7:23 pm

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