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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by channels » Wed Sep 12, 2018 8:50 pm

Wtf?

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Cranked » Wed Sep 12, 2018 8:51 pm

Nick Carroll wrote:
Wed Sep 12, 2018 8:16 pm
Honestly gang, can I tell ya, they could not give a rats arse about the surf media or the core surfers, at all. At all.

Like this is the planet they live on: Natasha Ziff is currently employing Nathan “Hog” Hedge to scout the Philippines and Hainan etc for spots to visit on her next surf trip. Hog is up there right now as the big typhoon is flaring.

It’s an ENTIRELY different world.
Ziff: Honey, you interested in surfing?
Natasha: Sort of... maybe
Ziff: Same here
Natasha: How would we learn, we don't know anyone who surfs
Ziff: Hmmm
A few days later
Ziff: Honey
Natasha: What?
Ziff: I bought a sort of surf company, there must be someone there who can show us the ropes, give us a Waterman award, be a cheer squad as we fumble our way along
Natasha: That's nice dear
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by PeepeelaPew » Wed Sep 12, 2018 11:48 pm

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by offshore1 » Thu Sep 13, 2018 12:38 am

alakaboo wrote:
Wed Sep 12, 2018 8:29 pm
How did the hog get that gig?
Hog is the name he gave his penis.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Slobadan Madicubich » Thu Sep 13, 2018 6:00 am

alakaboo wrote:
Wed Sep 12, 2018 8:29 pm
How did the hog get that gig?
A reference from Dooma.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by crabmeat thompson » Thu Sep 13, 2018 6:02 am

alakaboo wrote:
Wed Sep 12, 2018 8:29 pm
How did the hog get that gig?
he started out as a surf coach with some high end clients.

The wife of the owner of google is an avid surfer and surfs regularly with natasha ziff. she introduced hog to Mrs Ziff. Hog goes on all kinds of exotic trips on the royal google charter boat, some 250mil monstrosity spewing its commercial load of diesel fumes out into pristine waters.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Yuke Hunt » Thu Sep 13, 2018 6:12 am

crabmeat thompson wrote:
Thu Sep 13, 2018 6:02 am
alakaboo wrote:
Wed Sep 12, 2018 8:29 pm
How did the hog get that gig?
he started out as a surf coach with some high end clients.

The wife of the owner of google is an avid surfer and surfs regularly with natasha ziff. she introduced hog to Mrs Ziff. Hog goes on all kinds of exotic trips on the royal google charter boat, some 250mil monstrosity spewing its commercial load of diesel fumes out into pristine waters.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by crabmeat thompson » Thu Sep 13, 2018 6:40 am

even has its own helicopter to scout breaks with.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Nick Carroll » Thu Sep 13, 2018 6:43 am

It’s the 2018 version of the Waikiki beach boy.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by PeepeelaPew » Thu Sep 13, 2018 7:35 am

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Nick Carroll » Thu Sep 13, 2018 12:26 pm

How was the shot where he gets bucked through the chandelier by the foam ball. Red Phantom shot.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by steve shearer » Thu Sep 13, 2018 12:43 pm

just watched it.

great timing, presumably deliberate by JJF and Dane, to contrast their surfing with the pool version of pinnacle surfing.

Watching that stuff of John free surfing makes me even more set in my view that WSL needs to get some kind of leaderboard style set-up before they go man on man so people can actually surf properly to their limit and we only truly get the best of the best progressing.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by alakaboo » Thu Sep 13, 2018 1:17 pm

What is this, leej?
Got a link yet?

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by steve shearer » Thu Sep 13, 2018 1:29 pm

up on every surf site Boo.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by The Mighty Sunbird » Thu Sep 13, 2018 1:55 pm

Yeah but who looks at surf sites?
Erase.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by PeepeelaPew » Thu Sep 13, 2018 2:37 pm

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Nick Carroll » Thu Sep 13, 2018 2:40 pm

Legion wrote:
Thu Sep 13, 2018 12:34 pm
Sick.

Despite the fake news, it'll be on Vimeo tomorrow.
It's on vimeo now.

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