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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Trev » Fri Jul 26, 2019 10:48 am

Nick Carroll wrote:
Fri Jul 26, 2019 9:58 am
I think you should team up!

shearer/loofy men's stock prone team. Lightning in a bottle. Actually because it'd be your first time, you can have three people in a team. Hatchnam? Godsavethequeen? TardG????

I'd be on the plane home before you cnuts finished.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Drailed » Fri Jul 26, 2019 11:34 am

Nick Carroll wrote:
Fri Jul 26, 2019 9:58 am
I'd be on the plane home before you cnuts finished.
Nah, massively overestimating yourself here Nick.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by pinhead » Fri Jul 26, 2019 1:05 pm

Drailed wrote:
Fri Jul 26, 2019 11:34 am
Nick Carroll wrote:
Fri Jul 26, 2019 9:58 am
I'd be on the plane home before you cnuts finished.
Nah, massively overestimating yourself here Nick.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Nick Carroll » Fri Jul 26, 2019 1:11 pm

Cranked wrote:
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They'd be lost at sea. There would be a huge search and rescue effort, but their bodies would never be found.

Realsurf pages would have black borders as a mark of respect
Loofy's name would be forever remembered alongside Eddie Aikau's.

Except the truth will be that he abandoned shearer in his hour of need and took off into the distance after shearer's board was destroyed in a terrible tiger shark attack.

Sadly for Loofy he went the wrong way and disappeared into the fabled Makapu'u Current.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by BA » Fri Jul 26, 2019 1:45 pm

Nick Carroll wrote:
Fri Jul 26, 2019 9:58 am
I think you should team up!

shearer/loofy men's stock prone team.
Laying on top of each other?

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by steve shearer » Fri Jul 26, 2019 1:58 pm

imagine if me and Loofy tandem paddling beat Carroll.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by tootr » Fri Jul 26, 2019 2:24 pm

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Nick Carroll » Fri Jul 26, 2019 3:11 pm

Sad!

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Hatchnam » Fri Jul 26, 2019 3:15 pm

Nick Carroll wrote:
Fri Jul 26, 2019 9:58 am
I think you should team up!

shearer/loofy men's stock prone team. Lightning in a bottle. Actually because it'd be your first time, you can have three people in a team. Hatchnam? Godsavethequeen? TardG????

I'd be on the plane home before you cnuts finished.
Yeah I dunno. Kinda sound like the cyclists of the sea. A bit boring.
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Not enough for a full handbeak
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Nick Carroll » Fri Jul 26, 2019 3:16 pm

Drailed wrote:
Fri Jul 26, 2019 11:34 am
Nick Carroll wrote:
Fri Jul 26, 2019 9:58 am
I'd be on the plane home before you cnuts finished.
Nah, massively overestimating yourself here Nick.
Yeah OK I'd still be checking in maybe.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Drailed » Fri Jul 26, 2019 3:17 pm

Nick Carroll wrote:
Fri Jul 26, 2019 3:16 pm
Drailed wrote:
Fri Jul 26, 2019 11:34 am
Nick Carroll wrote:
Fri Jul 26, 2019 9:58 am
I'd be on the plane home before you cnuts finished.
Nah, massively overestimating yourself here Nick.
Yeah OK I'd still be checking in maybe.
Give me 3 mths training and you will beat me by 10-15% max.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Nick Carroll » Fri Jul 26, 2019 3:20 pm

But we all know how this would turn out -- pretty much exactly like when I tried to recruit you cnuts into a Coolangatta Gold team. All the talk went out the fcuken window then didn't it. "Oh I have to rearrange my sock drawer that weekend"

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Nick Carroll » Fri Jul 26, 2019 3:21 pm

It was almost as bad as when dinosaur and hatchnam challenged each other to a surfing contest at Bungan Beach

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Hatchnam » Fri Jul 26, 2019 3:25 pm

Oh that’s right :lol: he had to attend a Kiama quilt expo the following weekend, therefore couldn’t make it.

And. Sorry. I love the ocean, and surfing. But paddle racing? It’s all a bit too mongo Nutri grain to get me interested. Like I appreciate the stamina etc. but I’d rather surf, lift weights, and skate a bowl.
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Not enough for a full handbeak
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by ajohnsen » Fri Jul 26, 2019 3:47 pm

And we all know where you stand on cereals, right?

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by steve shearer » Fri Jul 26, 2019 4:03 pm

Agree Iggs.

I've got enough self indulgences in my life without trying to beat people in a paddle race, just to get some certificate of achievement and a T-shirt that some booze hag in the Lennox Pub might get a little gooey over.

Fair enough for Jamie Mitchell and people making a living doing it but for plonkers (like me) it just seems like a massive waste of time.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by ajohnsen » Fri Jul 26, 2019 4:53 pm

In case you've only just joined us, Steve's not into the paddle board thing.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by steve shearer » Fri Jul 26, 2019 4:57 pm

I'm playing the devils advocate AJ.
I want Nightclub Dwight dead in his grave I want the nice-nice up in blazes

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