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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by crabmeat thompson » Tue Sep 11, 2018 11:11 am

not even if you had the pool all to yourself?
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by tootr » Tue Sep 11, 2018 11:40 am

He could do a poo in it as a token of his disgust.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by The Mighty Sunbird » Tue Sep 11, 2018 11:52 am

I’m hoping to get to Waco. Looks fun
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by marauding mullet » Tue Sep 11, 2018 11:55 am

Nick already told us he did wee wees in there the first time, we can be happy in that
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by The Mighty Sunbird » Tue Sep 11, 2018 1:13 pm

I take great pleasure that NC heard social d do a sound check while floating in a pool of middle American piss and sweat
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Nick Carroll » Tue Sep 11, 2018 1:51 pm

crabmeat thompson wrote:
Tue Sep 11, 2018 11:11 am
not even if you had the pool all to yourself?
Mate just before coming over here I had a 10-12'+ deepwater reef to myself, about a k and a half from my house (800m of that was water)

Got six or seven waves, any one of which was worth a day by yourself in that pool.

I might feel more like it after the Lemoore hangover wears off I guess, but right now, you'd have to pay me the $55,000 daily rate

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Drailed » Tue Sep 11, 2018 2:01 pm

Nick Carroll wrote:
Tue Sep 11, 2018 1:51 pm
crabmeat thompson wrote:
Tue Sep 11, 2018 11:11 am
not even if you had the pool all to yourself?
Mate just before coming over here I had a 10-12'+ deepwater reef to myself, about a k and a half from my house (800m of that was water)

Got six or seven waves, any one of which was worth a day by yourself in that pool.

I might feel more like it after the Lemoore hangover wears off I guess, but right now, you'd have to pay me the $55,000 daily rate
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Nick Carroll » Tue Sep 11, 2018 2:10 pm

I'm here in the LAX one world lounge and yet I feel as if we are holding hands.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by steve shearer » Tue Sep 11, 2018 2:38 pm

I spent 2 days penniless in LAX bumming nickels to try and phone a friend I met in Hawaii to come and rescue me.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by saltman » Tue Sep 11, 2018 2:42 pm

Didn’t know Loof had lived in California
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by steve shearer » Tue Sep 11, 2018 2:46 pm

one second it was bumming quarters the next I was up to my eyeballs in cocaine, fake tits and old money.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Thud » Tue Sep 11, 2018 3:00 pm

Chatting to a few punters in the surf today. The overwhelming view was that the Surf Ranch event was boring. Abhorrently dull.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by crabmeat thompson » Tue Sep 11, 2018 3:08 pm

Nick Carroll wrote:
Tue Sep 11, 2018 1:51 pm
crabmeat thompson wrote:
Tue Sep 11, 2018 11:11 am
not even if you had the pool all to yourself?
Mate just before coming over here I had a 10-12'+ deepwater reef to myself, about a k and a half from my house (800m of that was water)

Got six or seven waves, any one of which was worth a day by yourself in that pool.

I might feel more like it after the Lemoore hangover wears off I guess, but right now, you'd have to pay me the $55,000 daily rate
well in that case they can pay me 55k too!
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Drailed » Tue Sep 11, 2018 3:20 pm

Thud wrote:
Tue Sep 11, 2018 3:00 pm
Chatting to a few punters in the surf today. The overwhelming view was that the Surf Ranch event was boring. Abhorrently dull.
Same, even with a die hard fcckn surf loving guy to the point of being a bit tragic about these things for someone in his mid forties - he was like "What the utter fccck are they thinking"
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Trev » Tue Sep 11, 2018 3:46 pm

Thud wrote:
Tue Sep 11, 2018 3:00 pm
Chatting to a few punters in the surf today. The overwhelming view was that the Surf Ranch event was boring. Abhorrently dull.
Even the sports presenter (Shane Webcke) and the female news reader, made disparaging comments about it last night on the Chanel 7 Brisbane news.

Along the lines of how unnatural it looked to see a wave in a swimming pool.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by tootr » Tue Sep 11, 2018 4:04 pm

Hundred litres of bubble bath in it would look pretty cool.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Thud » Tue Sep 11, 2018 4:28 pm

tootr wrote:
Tue Sep 11, 2018 4:04 pm
Hundred litres of bubble bath in it would look pretty cool.
You magnificent bastard. That's the best idea I've heard.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Thud » Tue Sep 11, 2018 4:37 pm

Trev wrote:
Tue Sep 11, 2018 3:46 pm
Thud wrote:
Tue Sep 11, 2018 3:00 pm
Chatting to a few punters in the surf today. The overwhelming view was that the Surf Ranch event was boring. Abhorrently dull.
Even the sports presenter (Shane Webcke) and the female news reader, made disparaging comments about it last night on the Chanel 7 Brisbane news.

Along the lines of how unnatural it looked to see a wave in a swimming pool.
"That" Shane Webcke? Is he any good?
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