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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by ajohnsen » Mon Sep 10, 2018 10:21 am

Drailed wrote:
Mon Sep 10, 2018 9:03 am
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This stoush is going to see some serious TotY noms. Not from the major players - although it could be argued that the very public airing of dirty laundry is worthy - but from the retards on the sideline. Drailed, attached to Steve's anus like a suckermouth catfish, would have to be a favourite.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by steve shearer » Mon Sep 10, 2018 11:47 am

I want Nightclub Dwight dead in his grave I want the nice-nice up in blazes

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by tootr » Mon Sep 10, 2018 11:53 am

Not bad, but disappointed you couldn’t get a reference to rinsed tomatos or duck crockery in there.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by carvin marvin » Mon Sep 10, 2018 11:57 am

Thud wrote:
Sun Sep 09, 2018 3:34 pm
Drailed wrote:
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Lennox surf rage in the Daily Mail now....

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... water.html
Ohhhhhhh juicy.
Does this Mark Thomson character also call himself 'the Lennox lizard'

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Thud » Mon Sep 10, 2018 12:34 pm

But seriously, this wasn't a full scoring WSL event, right?

I wonder if Kelly would have turned up if the pool wasn't his. I doubt it.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Kunji » Mon Sep 10, 2018 12:39 pm

There were some highlights on the big screen at a pub i was at briefly over the weekend and people were laughing at it. Looks crook.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by tootr » Mon Sep 10, 2018 12:39 pm

Pulled out of the next event apparently.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Thud » Mon Sep 10, 2018 12:51 pm

Typical
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Yuke Hunt » Mon Sep 10, 2018 1:11 pm

tootr wrote:
Mon Sep 10, 2018 12:39 pm
Pulled out of the next event apparently.
Joking right ?
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Nick Carroll » Mon Sep 10, 2018 3:46 pm

Thud wrote:
Mon Sep 10, 2018 12:34 pm
But seriously, this wasn't a full scoring WSL event, right?

I wonder if Kelly would have turned up if the pool wasn't his. I doubt it.
Why the fcuk do you reckon I went there? First pool CT since Allentown.

Here's some reporting I did

https://www.coastalwatch.com/surfing/25 ... at-lemoore

https://www.coastalwatch.com/surfing/25 ... at-lemoore

https://www.coastalwatch.com/surfing/25 ... at-lemoore

https://www.coastalwatch.com/surfing/25 ... at-lemoore

I thought it had promise but surprise surprise.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Thud » Mon Sep 10, 2018 3:59 pm

I was being facetious man

Thanks I'll read these today with the other RS's
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by BA » Mon Sep 10, 2018 4:19 pm

Nick Carroll wrote:
Mon Sep 10, 2018 3:46 pm
Thud wrote:
Mon Sep 10, 2018 12:34 pm
But seriously, this wasn't a full scoring WSL event, right?

I wonder if Kelly would have turned up if the pool wasn't his. I doubt it.
Why the fcuk do you reckon I went there? First pool CT since Allentown.

Here's some reporting I did

https://www.coastalwatch.com/surfing/25 ... at-lemoore

https://www.coastalwatch.com/surfing/25 ... at-lemoore

https://www.coastalwatch.com/surfing/25 ... at-lemoore

https://www.coastalwatch.com/surfing/25 ... at-lemoore

I thought it had promise but surprise surprise.
As pointed out to Steve, no mention of the tomato rinsing factory? Points deducted, but otherwise a good read.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Drailed » Mon Sep 10, 2018 4:20 pm

Still no article from Steve re the surf rage incident at Lennox. What's the hold up Steve?
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by saltman » Mon Sep 10, 2018 4:25 pm

Actually I think there on to something with the live commentary while riding
Extra points for literary entertainment value
imagine
Ace reciting James Joyce
Wilko doing racey limericks or sea shanties
A bit of freestyle rapping from Medina
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Thud » Mon Sep 10, 2018 4:28 pm

Steph reading Baudelaire. Nice touch.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by steve shearer » Mon Sep 10, 2018 4:32 pm

Drailed wrote:
Mon Sep 10, 2018 4:20 pm
Still no article from Steve re the surf rage incident at Lennox. What's the hold up Steve?
Nothing to add at this point Loof.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by tootr » Mon Sep 10, 2018 4:40 pm

Wise to keep schtum.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Beanpole » Mon Sep 10, 2018 5:33 pm

saltman wrote:
Mon Sep 10, 2018 4:25 pm
Actually I think there on to something with the live commentary while riding
Extra points for literary entertainment value
imagine
Ace reciting James Joyce
Wilko doing racey limericks or sea shanties
A bit of freestyle rapping from Medina
I was hoping for some Gabriel Garcia Marques.

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