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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Drailed » Sun Sep 09, 2018 9:28 pm

Kunji wrote:
Sun Sep 09, 2018 9:19 pm
Hahahahaahha this is gold! NC and Sean have blacklisted Steve for 2 decades because he wouldn't write what they wanted him to write. Now its all coming to the surface here where it belongs on realsurf.
Steve stayed true to his principles and he is finally being vindicated. Poor but vindicated.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Beanpole » Sun Sep 09, 2018 9:29 pm

Realsurf....keeping it real.
Put your big boy pants on
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by godsavetheking » Sun Sep 09, 2018 9:34 pm

This would make a fabulously camp musical
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by godsavetheking » Sun Sep 09, 2018 9:47 pm

Stevey drives the buses all day
Writing all night
He spends all his cash on chooks
Onnn choo-ooks

Said you gotta hold on to Lennox Head property
Even when you’re shafted by Carroll or Doherty
I’ve got my point waves
And my neoprene hood

That combo’s so good!

Oh, we’re halfway there
Woah oh, shame I lost my hair
Take my hand we’ll make it I swear
Woah oh livin on a prayer
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by The Mighty Sunbird » Sun Sep 09, 2018 9:48 pm

steve shearer wrote:
Sun Sep 09, 2018 7:31 pm
sean doherty wrote:
Sun Sep 09, 2018 7:14 pm
Steve's making a casual habit of putting us under the bus on issues du jour... sensing by the tone of Nick's response he's had enough too.
Thats a bit dramatic Sean.

Nick and I have had many differences in opinion and many agreements. And if history is any guide we will in the future.

As for the comment that kickstarted the shitstorm : that I was unpublishable for 20 years while gatekeepers like Carroll and Doherty preserved the status quo.....that might have been a little overly dramatic too, but close enough to the truth. You and Nick were the established surf journalists, the status quo.

You may have not "gate kept" me personally but the Hynd anecdote does kind of prove my point.

Without his strong petitioning and you hand balling the story my way there's no way on God's green Earth I would have got the jersey.

As for that coming back to bite you on the arse and me making life difficult for you, or some imaginary editors; that all sounds like a bit of empty drama too.
You've done well, nothing I've said has impacted you.

Carroll trying to paint me as some kind of flake suffering moral crises is pretty wide of the mark too.

I'm happy to put my record of producing the written word, on time as contracted with little beef with editors up there, anytime.

It's all just a bit of argy-bargy.

But my point: that the surf media was too close and too pally-wally with the people it was supposed to be reporting on, and that the nexus with the surf industry was compromising, has been admitted by Carroll himself.

Now, do we need to waste any more time rehashing this?

Stick around.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by julioadler » Mon Sep 10, 2018 3:24 am

Legion wrote:
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Maybe he visits every day. There's potentially a whole audience of voyeurs always watching.
That's me! <: #*!

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Nick Carroll » Mon Sep 10, 2018 4:45 am

Drailed wrote:
Sun Sep 09, 2018 9:28 pm
Kunji wrote:
Sun Sep 09, 2018 9:19 pm
Hahahahaahha this is gold! NC and Sean have blacklisted Steve for 2 decades because he wouldn't write what they wanted him to write. Now its all coming to the surface here where it belongs on realsurf.
Steve stayed true to his principles and he is finally being vindicated. Poor but vindicated.
Fcuken hell can’t you idiots go back to rinsing tomatoes or something

There is a huge tomato rinsing factory here in Lemoore actually, about a k from the pool. It’s horrendous. I don’t think I will ever be able to look at tinned tomatos the same way.

Oh and leave Seano alone or I’ll ... I’ll ... I don’t know what I’ll do.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by crabmeat thompson » Mon Sep 10, 2018 6:07 am

sean doherty wrote:
Sun Sep 09, 2018 7:14 pm


Last time I hung around here in another geological era I was accused of exploiting the Petersons
come on mate ... fair suck of the sav. we both agreed you were well out of line and I was very gracious to forgive you. now that we are bonded by our love of conserving australian marine habitat, we should be spending our time here together on realsurf by not being so negative.

just remember what i always say... you can't spell pandanus without anus.
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Would you mind throwing in a little more homoeroticism

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Drailed » Mon Sep 10, 2018 6:15 am

That bellend Ash Goggans will be on here next.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by BA » Mon Sep 10, 2018 7:01 am

Nick Carroll wrote:
Mon Sep 10, 2018 4:45 am
Drailed wrote:
Sun Sep 09, 2018 9:28 pm
Kunji wrote:
Sun Sep 09, 2018 9:19 pm
Hahahahaahha this is gold! NC and Sean have blacklisted Steve for 2 decades because he wouldn't write what they wanted him to write. Now its all coming to the surface here where it belongs on realsurf.
Steve stayed true to his principles and he is finally being vindicated. Poor but vindicated.
Fcuken hell can’t you idiots go back to rinsing tomatoes or something

There is a huge tomato rinsing factory here in Lemoore actually, about a k from the pool. It’s horrendous. I don’t think I will ever be able to look at tinned tomatos the same way.

Oh and leave Seano alone or I’ll ... I’ll ... I don’t know what I’ll do.
Awesome. So instead of going to a beach for a free surf, the pros can take a tour of the tomato rinsing factory. What a world we live in.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by offshore1 » Mon Sep 10, 2018 7:21 am

A tomato rinsing factory you say?

Schments is booking a flight as we speak.
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by steve shearer » Mon Sep 10, 2018 7:27 am

:lol:
I want Nightclub Dwight dead in his grave I want the nice-nice up in blazes

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Yuke Hunt » Mon Sep 10, 2018 7:32 am

Earlier this morning I tuned into the Lame-or Bathtub Classic, just in time to catch Sorefoot Slater catch a couple. It appeared (to me) that his right-hander was slightly larger and crisper than some of the other waves I'd seen ridden. After returning from a quick dawn patrol, it would now appear that there has indeed been some dissent in the ranks with regards to the consistency of the waves. Not the rights, mind you ... they're re-surfing the lefts again, as apparently there was indeed some inconsistencies in the wave quality.

Now, if one was inclined to latch onto conspiracy theories, one could possibly be inclined to think that old sorefoot might be getting his minions to tweak the knobs of destiny ...
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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Beerfan » Mon Sep 10, 2018 8:30 am

Owen ripped on one of his waves

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by ajohnsen » Mon Sep 10, 2018 8:32 am

This stoush is going to see some serious TotY noms. Not from the major players - although it could be argued that the very public airing of dirty laundry is worthy - but from the retards on the sideline. Drailed, attached to Steve's anus like a suckermouth catfish, would have to be a favourite.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by channels » Mon Sep 10, 2018 8:48 am

ajohnsen wrote:
Mon Sep 10, 2018 8:32 am
Drailed, attached to Steve's anus like a suckermouth catfish, would have to be a favourite.
Don't knock it till you tried it AJ

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Drailed » Mon Sep 10, 2018 9:03 am

ajohnsen wrote:
Mon Sep 10, 2018 8:32 am
This stoush is going to see some serious TotY noms. Not from the major players - although it could be argued that the very public airing of dirty laundry is worthy - but from the retards on the sideline. Drailed, attached to Steve's anus like a suckermouth catfish, would have to be a favourite.
Still waiting for your Mrs to choose the plants? you little fcckn bitch.
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smnmntll wrote:Got one in the mouth once, that was pretty memorable

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Drailed » Mon Sep 10, 2018 10:02 am

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Trev wrote:I have always had a lot of time for Dick
smnmntll wrote:Got one in the mouth once, that was pretty memorable

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