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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Thud » Thu Oct 22, 2020 8:53 am

In the spirit of Byron Bay murfers in Vanity Fair mag.

Check out Ronnie Blakey and his wife’s Instagram site. Completely repugnant ego driven “beautiful people“ tripe.
marauding mullet wrote:
Sun Nov 22, 2020 9:57 pm

….this was pushing off the wall not diving in.

...running out of breath underwater hasn’t been an issue. Not too bad for a 62 y/o who surfs irregularly.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by buddy » Thu Oct 22, 2020 8:57 am

You'll get there one day, thuddy.
Keep trying.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Thud » Thu Oct 22, 2020 9:44 am

Byron? No beach, Sharks, Double Bay on the beach, the Pass.

No thanks Mr Chiropractor.

You know in the US they are seen on par with a masseuse
marauding mullet wrote:
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….this was pushing off the wall not diving in.

...running out of breath underwater hasn’t been an issue. Not too bad for a 62 y/o who surfs irregularly.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by offshore1 » Thu Oct 22, 2020 11:23 am

Thud wrote:
Thu Oct 22, 2020 9:44 am
...

You know in the US they are seen on par with a masseuse
Bullshit. No comparison.
A masseuse will throw in a wristie for good luck.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by steve shearer » Thu Oct 22, 2020 11:39 am

how come you're so grumpy Thud?
I want Nightclub Dwight dead in his grave I want the nice-nice up in blazes

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by alakaboo » Thu Oct 22, 2020 11:50 am

Hasn't been to the masseuse for a while.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by buddy » Thu Oct 22, 2020 12:20 pm

:lol:

That’s a bit narrow minded of you, thud.

I’m not a chiro though.
I do give a good wristie but.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Thud » Thu Oct 22, 2020 1:31 pm

So boring Budpole
marauding mullet wrote:
Sun Nov 22, 2020 9:57 pm

….this was pushing off the wall not diving in.

...running out of breath underwater hasn’t been an issue. Not too bad for a 62 y/o who surfs irregularly.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Thud » Thu Oct 22, 2020 1:36 pm

steve shearer wrote:
Thu Oct 22, 2020 11:39 am
how come you're so grumpy Thud?
I think Im a little bored Steve. Life’s been too easy of late and not much surf here either.

RS needs spakers, villains, experts etc...to equal out the boring hanger ons. I think I’m just tired of trying to maintain the balance. I’m finding things a little dull to be frank.
marauding mullet wrote:
Sun Nov 22, 2020 9:57 pm

….this was pushing off the wall not diving in.

...running out of breath underwater hasn’t been an issue. Not too bad for a 62 y/o who surfs irregularly.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by offshore1 » Thu Oct 22, 2020 2:18 pm

What you need is a good old fashioned Nigerian trannie.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Thud » Thu Oct 22, 2020 4:33 pm

I need a Cuban trannie. At the end of the session they’ll explain photosynthesis to me while we smoke a stoggie (insert obvious rude joke below)
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Sun Nov 22, 2020 9:57 pm

….this was pushing off the wall not diving in.

...running out of breath underwater hasn’t been an issue. Not too bad for a 62 y/o who surfs irregularly.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Beanpole » Thu Oct 22, 2020 4:39 pm

Thud wrote:
Thu Oct 22, 2020 1:36 pm
steve shearer wrote:
Thu Oct 22, 2020 11:39 am
how come you're so grumpy Thud?
I think Im a little bored Steve. Life’s been too easy of late and not much surf here either.

RS needs spakers, villains, experts etc...to equal out the boring hanger ons. I think I’m just tired of trying to maintain the balance. I’m finding things a little dull to be frank.
True. However we accept boring hangers on like you Thudster.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by marauding mullet » Thu Oct 22, 2020 4:50 pm

I have a theory, that each time thud reads the word “thudster” in one of Beany’s posts, one of his eyes twitches and he tugs his ear.
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You fuschia pricks poured your Ritalin into the shitter? Look at this manic diarrhoea. Jesus

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Thud » Thu Oct 22, 2020 5:23 pm

Beanpole wrote:
Thu Oct 22, 2020 4:39 pm
Thud wrote:
Thu Oct 22, 2020 1:36 pm
steve shearer wrote:
Thu Oct 22, 2020 11:39 am
how come you're so grumpy Thud?
I think Im a little bored Steve. Life’s been too easy of late and not much surf here either.

RS needs spakers, villains, experts etc...to equal out the boring hanger ons. I think I’m just tired of trying to maintain the balance. I’m finding things a little dull to be frank.
True. However we accept boring hangers on like you Thudster.
That’s awesome.

“A few years ago...”

“I remember when...”

I then assume position in lounge room with noose and chair.
marauding mullet wrote:
Sun Nov 22, 2020 9:57 pm

….this was pushing off the wall not diving in.

...running out of breath underwater hasn’t been an issue. Not too bad for a 62 y/o who surfs irregularly.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Thud » Thu Oct 22, 2020 5:25 pm

marauding mullet wrote:
Thu Oct 22, 2020 4:50 pm
I have a theory, that each time thud reads the word “thudster” in one of Beany’s posts, one of his eyes twitches and he tugs his ear.
I cut myself to take away the pain. Fucking guy is a android sent from the future to bore me to death. I’m a regular Sara Connor.

The Beaninator.

“I’ll be boring”
marauding mullet wrote:
Sun Nov 22, 2020 9:57 pm

….this was pushing off the wall not diving in.

...running out of breath underwater hasn’t been an issue. Not too bad for a 62 y/o who surfs irregularly.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by BA » Thu Oct 22, 2020 5:44 pm

I’m not gonna lie, I was hoping Beany would chime in.
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Lol good for you BA.
Can I dry hump your numb patch?
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Great. Now I'm imagining BA's majestic snow-capped erection, upon which scores of brave men have perished

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by Thud » Thu Oct 22, 2020 5:45 pm

You know you’re getting a massive nomination for Rainbow Bridge right?

That’s been my fav all year and Loofys response.
marauding mullet wrote:
Sun Nov 22, 2020 9:57 pm

….this was pushing off the wall not diving in.

...running out of breath underwater hasn’t been an issue. Not too bad for a 62 y/o who surfs irregularly.

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Re: Just general surfing stuff

Post by BA » Thu Oct 22, 2020 5:48 pm

Oh definitely. It’ll be my first ever.
marauding mullet wrote:
Wed Apr 29, 2020 1:35 pm
Lol good for you BA.
Can I dry hump your numb patch?
Sniff wrote:
Wed Jun 03, 2020 5:22 pm
Great. Now I'm imagining BA's majestic snow-capped erection, upon which scores of brave men have perished

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