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Bennett's board for Barack !

Post by chrisb » Thu Jun 12, 2014 8:52 am

I heard on the ABC this morning that Bennett Surfboards of Brookvale was commissioned by Tony Abbott to create a custom board for Barack Obama and with just 7 days notice.

It is a 9'6" mal with a custom Air Force One design and must have cost a fortune.

However IMO it is an uncharacteristically clever move by Abbott: Obama surfs (bodysurfing at least), was born in Hawaii, and Bennett Surfboards are in Abbott's electorate and what better iconically Australian present than a surfboard (beats a stuffed toy koala). Proves that even the crappiest politician can make one good decision.

I can visualise Obama getting top-security surfing lessons in the gentle and uncrowded (!) Waikiki waves.

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Re: Bennett's board for Barack !

Post by purple pyramids » Thu Jun 12, 2014 2:42 pm

a 9'6" malibu?
the prime minister of australia gave a copy of a u.s. board to the u.s. president? geez, talk about cultural cringe...

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Re: Bennett's board for Barack !

Post by ctd » Thu Jun 12, 2014 2:48 pm

purple pyramids wrote:a 9'6" malibu?
the prime minister of australia gave a copy of a u.s. board to the u.s. president? geez, talk about cultural cringe...
Unless it has a thruster set up.

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Re: Bennett's board for Barack !

Post by purple pyramids » Thu Jun 12, 2014 3:23 pm

ctd wrote:
purple pyramids wrote:a 9'6" malibu?
the prime minister of australia gave a copy of a u.s. board to the u.s. president? geez, talk about cultural cringe...
Unless it has a thruster set up.
that would be multiculturalism. not on tony's watch!

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Re: Bennett's board for Barack !

Post by carvin marvin » Thu Jun 12, 2014 4:33 pm

What a great way to conceal a listening device.

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Re: Bennett's board for Barack !

Post by Trev » Thu Jun 12, 2014 8:46 pm

I heard Tony gave it to him "Just in case he (Obama) was right about climate change."
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Re: Bennett's board for Barack !

Post by scroopulis » Fri Jun 13, 2014 8:13 pm

Fu(k that.
Get him a Beef Week trucker cap.

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