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Re: Fiji 2014

Post by foamy » Mon Jun 02, 2014 8:13 pm

A female friend, a very active sports person, travelled into deepest darkest Wales to watch a soccer game. It was a great game which was followed by a huge night on the grog. Next morning, she and her mate drove unsteadily back across the border into England. Feeling desperately worse for wear, she pulled over at the first pub she noticed, the Bulldog Hotel in Bristol, a renowned local bloodhouse. As she sipped on a restorative pint, she noticed a group of men in the corner avidly watching a game on the TV. Passionately discussing, arguing and following the game. As she walked out, she noticed that they were actually watching a game of women's rugby. As a keen sportswoman, she thought it was absolutely fantastic!

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Re: Fiji 2014

Post by Beerfan » Mon Jun 02, 2014 8:20 pm

Braithy wrote:
Nick Carroll wrote:jesus h christ. maybe leave the sexism scale creation to the people affected by it, ie women.
get outta here! Here, is no place for common sense or reason.

The men's event is about to go dire, I think. Can cloudbreak even break under 4-foot? They were saying last year on one particular day, this is the smallest you can surf it, and it was 4ft and sectiony as anything. The wave was kinda broken up into about 5 peaks ,each peak at the end of an unmakeable section. It was more like a beachie.

A goofy will win it.

If it is in small crap waves, and we see poor scores from the men, are we going to get 4 pages of outrage??. I mean, have the guys as professionals trained enough for 4' junk? Are they too physically heavy for the junky waves? Are the men physically unable to surf smaller waves, because they're men?

Only time will tell.

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Re: Fiji 2014

Post by bobjs » Mon Jun 02, 2014 8:35 pm

Tuned in based on the great looking forecast. Solid cloudbreak and restuarants live. Why wouldn't you. First female event I have ever properly watched. Quite enjoyed it too.

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Re: Fiji 2014

Post by rmb » Mon Jun 02, 2014 8:37 pm

Surfie C would turn over in her grave after reading the criticism posted here if she was dead.

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Re: Fiji 2014

Post by crabmeat thompson » Mon Jun 02, 2014 8:46 pm

Beerfan wrote:

If it is in small crap waves, and we see poor scores from the men, are we going to get 4 pages of outrage??. I mean, have the guys as professionals trained enough for 4' junk? Are they too physically heavy for the junky waves? Are the men physically unable to surf smaller waves, because they're men?

Only time will tell.

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Re: Fiji 2014

Post by steve shearer » Tue Jun 03, 2014 7:20 am

total crapshoot.

the winner will be the guy who can blitz limited opportunity. I hate to say it but that means Fanning over Smelly Skater.

and if Holy Toledo wins it doing twirly birds I'm gunna kick both Braithwaite and Beerfan in the nutz with steel capped boots.
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Re: Fiji 2014

Post by Nick Carroll » Tue Jun 03, 2014 7:28 am

well the wind sucks for airs and it's prolly going to be windy along wih everything else.

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Re: Fiji 2014

Post by andy2476 » Tue Jun 03, 2014 7:47 am

Braithy wrote:
tonks wrote:Can everyone just calm the fcuk down?!
As soon as shearer devises his scale of sexism I'll calm down. There must be a scale.

While I admit, what I'm saying is sexist. I feel that would be at the lower end of sexism, while Christians who've suppressed, beaten, tortured, humiliated and raped women systematically for hundreds of years are quite possibly at the upper end.

fixed it for you.

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Re: Fiji 2014

Post by andy2476 » Tue Jun 03, 2014 7:51 am

rmb wrote:Surfie C would turn over in her grave after reading the criticism posted here if she ever existed in the first place.
Fixed, again
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Re: Fiji 2014

Post by Nick Carroll » Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:34 am

wondering what sorta crazy moves would be invented in the mens round to go with "cut" etc

and straight away it appears Kai Otton has done a "jam"

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Re: Fiji 2014

Post by PeepeelaPew » Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:35 am

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Re: Fiji 2014

Post by steve shearer » Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:43 am

dire.
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Re: Fiji 2014

Post by steve shearer » Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:46 am

breaking news, an unsponnoed ex world champ gets a new no-name sponsor.

this is bush league to the max.
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Re: Fiji 2014

Post by Nick Carroll » Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:50 am

yeah well talk it down boys, youse were all like "I could kick those chicks out of the water" but I bet none of you cnuts can do a jam.

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Re: Fiji 2014

Post by alakaboo » Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:55 am

I'm sort of enjoying mind surfing it, ignoring all the jams and punches through the roof.

My new little 5'6" would be perfect in those waves.

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Re: Fiji 2014

Post by steve shearer » Tue Jun 03, 2014 9:10 am

judges are overcooking Bourez.
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Re: Fiji 2014

Post by swvic » Tue Jun 03, 2014 9:34 am

Nick still won't answer my coaching questions
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Re: Fiji 2014

Post by foamy » Tue Jun 03, 2014 9:39 am

I had to jam on the brakes once.

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