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Re: Remote car keys

Post by Karlos » Sat Apr 05, 2014 5:14 pm

There you go, problem solved. Thank you Braithy.

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Re: Remote car keys

Post by el rancho » Sat Apr 05, 2014 6:45 pm

bury your keys in a fresh steamer
whoever's willing to dig it out deserves it

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Re: Remote car keys

Post by eel » Sat Apr 05, 2014 8:14 pm

Bury your keys near a beach sign and go surfing. Come back to find the sign has been moved. Get a mate to take you to the nearest shop that supplies metal detectors. Buy metal detector. Find keys on beach. Get in car. Take metal detector back and say it didn't work. Get money back.

Note: Don't try this in Forster as it's unlikely to work twice.

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Re: Remote car keys

Post by Trev » Sat Apr 05, 2014 8:47 pm

eel wrote:Bury your keys near a beach sign and go surfing. Come back to find the sign has been moved. Get a mate to take you to the nearest shop that supplies metal detectors. Buy metal detector. Find keys on beach. Get in car. Take metal detector back and say it didn't work. Get money back.

Note: Don't try this in Forster as it's unlikely to work twice.
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Re: Remote car keys

Post by Yuke Hunt » Sat Apr 05, 2014 8:57 pm

el rancho wrote:bury your keys in a fresh steamer
whoever's willing to dig it out deserves it
A recently purchased 3-2 should do the trick.
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Re: Remote car keys

Post by otway1949 » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:35 pm

fongss wrote:I have six stomachs so I just swallow my key than regurgitate it after my surf.

Give it a try :idea:
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Re: Remote car keys

Post by el rancho » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:48 pm

Womble wrote:
el rancho wrote:bury your keys in a fresh steamer
whoever's willing to dig it out deserves it
A recently purchased 3-2 should do the trick.

You like to shit in your steamer?

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Re: Remote car keys

Post by homebush » Sat Apr 05, 2014 11:02 pm

If you have a car with proximity keys, the key needs to be at least a metre away from anydoor or boot button otherwise anyone can just press your door button & open the car & start it. Buy a surf key & leave your proximity key under the bonnet near the passenger side headlight. Again leads to problems if your car is stolen & Insurance company asks where the key is.

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Re: Remote car keys

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Re: Remote car keys

Post by Skipper » Sun Apr 06, 2014 1:54 am

Yassou fluffy. Reh gammoto.

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Re: Remote car keys

Post by Yuke Hunt » Sun Apr 06, 2014 7:42 am

el rancho wrote:
Womble wrote:
el rancho wrote:bury your keys in a fresh steamer
whoever's willing to dig it out deserves it
A recently purchased 3-2 should do the trick.

You like to shit in your steamer?
Not deliberately ... but what's pooh got to do with you wanting to hide keys in a new wetsuit ?
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Re: Remote car keys

Post by Karlos » Sun Apr 06, 2014 9:39 am

Is anyone going to explain this one to Womble?

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Re: Remote car keys

Post by Trev » Sun Apr 06, 2014 12:36 pm

Karlos wrote:Is anyone going to explain this one to Womble?
Nah.

He's happy. :-o
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Re: Remote car keys

Post by Yuke Hunt » Sun Apr 06, 2014 12:53 pm

Karlos wrote:Is anyone going to explain this one to Womble?
Oh I get it alright ... I'm just refusing to comply.

El-rancid has recently purchased a new 3-2 full length wetsuit ... thats a fresh steamer.
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Re: Remote car keys

Post by alakaboo » Thu Apr 10, 2014 9:56 pm

How's the battery in your car?

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Re: Remote car keys

Post by bgreen » Sat Apr 12, 2014 10:26 am

Last year I hired some late model cars in France and the Renault had a thin wide gizmo that wouldn't fit into the surflock I travelled with while the other car didn't have a door keyhole at all - all electronic/no key. All I could do with Car # 1 was to stick the starter thingo above the wheel or take my wife with me when I went surfing; with car # 2 the starter gizmo fitted into the surflock, however when there were problems starting the car this also meant problems opening the door or even opening the bonnet.


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Re: Remote car keys

Post by el rancho » Sun Apr 13, 2014 2:22 pm

what sort of car fong?

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Re: Remote car keys

Post by Cuttlefish » Sun Apr 13, 2014 5:26 pm

Still curious about if you leave your key stashed in your car and use a non-electronic one to lock the door and go surfing will the insurance companies have grounds to deny a claim if the car is stolen using your key locked inside?
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