the most annoying surfer

[kreepykrawly]

Facts
1)Im not fat
2)Im not blad
3)I never 'holiday' @ Blueys but have surfed there on rare occasion. ..kooks or rather lack off...permitting.
4)I dont really have an accent...I suffer analytical identification linguistic syndrome.
5)Im a Panagyrist.

...and you all suck dogs balls !!!

[steve shearer]

you are South African though right?

[kreepykrawly]

My mum gave birth to me on a fishing vessel off Madagascar. I truly am a man of the sea. My father used to beat me like a wild dog and my mum spend much of my youth scalding me for being so overlly aggressive towards the wildlife.

[kreepykrawly]

Im not fat you idiot !!!!

Can admin please remove Merkins picture !!!???.

[andy2476]

I keep my hair short so the victims have nuffin to hold onto

Im not fat

real surf code for I'm bald and fat

[spork]

He didn't say he wasn't bald, he said he wasn't 'blad' whatever that is

[Hatchnam]

KK.
Can u post up that video of ur NN drop in again ? It's a gem that needs reviving

[JaM71]

Hipsters........ pretentious, stinky, bearded, hipsters usually on extremely expensive resin tinted craft often found at noosa, snapper & Byron area.

[BA]

My mum gave birth to me on a fishing vessel off Madagascar.

[andy2476]

Hipsters........ pretentious, stinky, bearded, hipsters usually on extremely expensive resin tinted craft often found at noosa, snapper & Byron area.

And thats the only people that give you the shits in the surf in the Noosa, Snapper and Byron area ?

[Larry]

.. the guy who's standing by his car drying off, been out since dark at YOUR local spot and you've just shown up in one farken dreadful hurry because it's about 7.30 am and out there is 6', offshore, breaking way out.
- with about 30 on it
- and this most annoying guy says, as you piss on by with no hair and a red face ... you shoulda been here early Carroll.

That guy. 1994 thereabouts, Newport (not fat that day!) reef.

[Beerfan]

Definitely the sheep. The one's who paddle out and sit right beside you when there's peaks everywhere. Then you paddle to a different peak, and they slowly drift down to that one.

Got to be the worst. All the beach is empty, banks everywhere, but nope, gotta paddle right next to me.

Other than that it's the really serious looking dudes. You know, the ones with the game face. Mate, you're not wearing a vest, and you're not getting paid, just relax FFS.

[daryl]

.. the guy who's standing by his car drying off, been out since dark at YOUR local spot and you've just shown up in one farken dreadful hurry because it's about 7.30 am and out there is 6', offshore, breaking way out.
- with about 30 on it
- and this most annoying guy says, as you piss on by with no hair and a red face ... you shoulda been here early Carroll.

That guy. 1994 thereabouts, Newport (not fat that day!) reef.

You 're a Carroll?

[Larry]

geez dazzer, some guys have to have explained ... Carroll was the guy, I was annoying him. That's how you get to meet important people, later that day I shook hands with Bronwyn Bishop in the Av news agency, winked at her, down at her.
She looked annoyed at that. It was a good day

[JaM71]

Hipsters........ pretentious, stinky, bearded, hipsters usually on extremely expensive resin tinted craft often found at noosa, snapper & Byron area.

And thats the only people that give you the shits in the surf in the Noosa, Snapper and Byron area ?

Hell no, I just went for the most annoying on land AND in the water

[DucksNuts]

The Disgusting Wetsuit Modeller, typically an enthusiastic kook.

One wetsuit in particular sticks out in mind: like a blue snakeskin.

[Beanpole]

Hatchy the first cow photo is as I'm sure you realize the best. The angular in fact rectangular profile of the cow which is echoed by the calf adds not just to the picture of tranquility but designates them as prime beef as well. George Stubbs would approve I'm sure.

KKK denial will get you nowhere.
Mate you own the Blueys Deli.