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Drop in on Tony Abbott

Post by rmb » Sun Feb 16, 2014 6:04 pm

If you see Tony Abbott pretending to go for a surf at your local drop in on him. Show this Cnut some heavy localism.

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Re: Drop in on Tony Abbott

Post by Hollowed out » Sun Feb 16, 2014 6:24 pm

whats he look like?

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Re: Drop in on Tony Abbott

Post by rmb » Sun Feb 16, 2014 6:26 pm

Big ears, black hair point nose pretends to be a sports fanatic

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Re: Drop in on Tony Abbott

Post by BA » Sun Feb 16, 2014 6:29 pm

He's been out at the Bower when I've been there (pre-PM). He just paddled around a lot and hung on the shoulder.

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Re: Drop in on Tony Abbott

Post by rmb » Sun Feb 16, 2014 6:33 pm

BA wrote:He's been out at the Bower when I've been there (pre-PM). He just paddled around a lot and hung on the shoulder.
If he's ever out again punch his fins out.

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Re: Drop in on Tony Abbott

Post by Hollowed out » Sun Feb 16, 2014 6:51 pm

rmb wrote:
BA wrote:He's been out at the Bower when I've been there (pre-PM). He just paddled around a lot and hung on the shoulder.
If he's ever out again punch his fins out.
or tow him to Indo! :-)(

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Re: Drop in on Tony Abbott

Post by andy2476 » Sun Feb 16, 2014 7:00 pm

send him in and tell him to GO BACK
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Re: Drop in on Tony Abbott

Post by andy2476 » Sun Feb 16, 2014 7:00 pm

send him in and tell him to GO BACK
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Re: Drop in on Tony Abbott

Post by Hatchnam » Sun Feb 16, 2014 7:20 pm

this is prob the funniest public abbott smackdown out there
http://youtu.be/6Ba3D_mTd7U

SHAME !
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Re: Drop in on Tony Abbott

Post by Hollowed out » Sun Feb 16, 2014 7:45 pm

rmb wrote:
BA wrote:He's been out at the Bower when I've been there (pre-PM). He just paddled around a lot and hung on the shoulder.
If he's ever out again punch his fins out.
No use punchin his fins out he's a team rider for FCS owned by Macquarie Bank and their cronies. Shame on ya if you support them

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Re: Drop in on Tony Abbott

Post by channels » Sun Feb 16, 2014 8:31 pm

BA wrote:He's been out at the Bower when I've been there (pre-PM). He just paddled around a lot and hung on the shoulder.
I've seen him there as well , hanging out next to surge on a ugly as shit mal. Paddled for one quite hard, but completely ignoring the guy flying along from the inside take off who had been calling him off for 20 metres or so before he got to his feet and got sucked over the falls. It was a funny sight watching this guy scream at Abbott.

I've always wondered if protective guards now paddle out with him.

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Re: Drop in on Tony Abbott

Post by speedneedle » Sun Feb 16, 2014 9:08 pm

bombproof.jpg

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Re: Drop in on Tony Abbott

Post by andy2476 » Sun Feb 16, 2014 10:21 pm

Tell him to go back to boxing

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Re: Drop in on Tony Abbott

Post by el rancho » Sun Feb 16, 2014 11:23 pm

abbott is one of those 'sporty outdoorsy' guys obsessed with telling everyone how active they are yet when you actually do something with them like play footy or climb a mountain they are useless and sweaty as shit

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Re: Drop in on Tony Abbott

Post by Karlos » Mon Feb 17, 2014 7:45 am

andy2476 wrote:Tell him to go back to boxing

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Abbott getting punched in the face. Thank you Andy90210.

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Re: Drop in on Tony Abbott

Post by Nick Carroll » Mon Feb 17, 2014 8:31 am

Be really nice, i.e. "Hi! It's the Prime Minister! Awesome!" and just continue taking all the waves as if nothing was happening.

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Re: Drop in on Tony Abbott

Post by Natho » Mon Feb 17, 2014 2:29 pm

What an absolute disgrace. Tony the Pony surfs?
Stone him I say via public stoning ceremony then off with his head. This must not be tollerated.
That nasty, horrible, sweaty PM of Australia. We must rise up against this evil man.
Upon his ashes we shall lay a statue. A statue of the great William Richard Shorten. Rise up my firends. Join me in this orgy of hate and may our erections throb to the rise of the great William .To William.

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Re: Drop in on Tony Abbott

Post by Beanpole » Mon Feb 17, 2014 4:23 pm

Classic photo. A bit like seeing a good surf shot and imagining yourself there. Love the look on the guys face.
One thing I couldn't work out when I saw Abbott having lunch at Nth Steine was why there was a soft board next door at dripping wet with bright red Tony Abbotts all over the bottom. That's the first clue that he was around.
Was that his ride?
Was it the Afghani guys ride?
Put your big boy pants on
I mean, tastebuds? WGAF?

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