Cornish

[Larry]

A bloke I don't know, name of Pete Green, told me that Warren Cornish scored out yesterday
Toughed it out with p.state, that bastard cancer. You were a hard little bastard Warren, and I never got to ride in your car, ever, but we were mates.
The boys who rode balsa.

[steve shearer]

lot of classic stories around here about Cornish......he was a hard bastard and not someone to be fcuked with.

[Larry]

happy days this morning steve ...... ?

[steve shearer]

relatively speaking yes.

Overhead roping rights with a very civilised local crowd.

no snapped boards, no parking tickets, no taxman.

Tooth is fcuked but I'm putting the dentist off and quaffing painkillers.

[Beanpole]

Didn't Cornish buy mctavishes name off him at one stage?

[steve shearer]

correct.

[crabmeat thompson]

Can you pull the tooth out?

[Trev]

Can you pull the tooth out?

We could do it for him.
I've got a great set of Vise Grips and some new Multi-grips.
I'll meet you down there.
You bring your hand cuffs.

[steve shearer]

I expect that is what will happen Braithy, because I sure haven't got the loose change for a root canal.

only one molar left back there though. Need to go to Thailand and get some dental work done.

[crabmeat thompson]

Dental work is ridiculously expensive.

I knew a girl who was a dentist, and she'd do work for free on me. It helped her, bcos she was just out of uni, and it helped me because it was free.

Then she got a rich, weasel-looking, bmw driving lawyer boyfriend and he knocked our whole little deal on the head. They got married after about 3 months of knowing each other.


Every now and again -- pretty much whenever I have a toothache -- I'll go make small talk on her FB wall just to piss the weasel off.

[godsavetheking]

can't you combine a trip to see the outlaws with a gentle dental scam? root canal work costs £49 on the nhs

[alakaboo]

Supply and demand.

Dentists have the highest suicide rate at uni.

[steve shearer]

going to the Old Dart in winter to get a root canal....now that sounds like good times.

*necks oxy, slugs xxxx gold and ties tooth to 50lb braid*

[Skipper]

your the fifth bloke I've heard about with root canal drama this week.
Embrace the pain.
completely unrelated but an old queen up here knows of another old queen who scored out in Venice last week, heart attack, by a canal, mid way through a root. I'm serious.

Supply and demand.

Dentists have the highest suicide rate at uni.

Bullying?

[Larry]

I'm getting a headache reading this stuff ...

[crabmeat thompson]

I'm getting a headache reading this stuff ...

Chin up old salt.

... how are your teeth?

[crabmeat thompson]

Supply and demand.

Dentists have the highest suicide rate at uni.

Fear of plaque?

[Larry]

Thanks for asking Braithy, last I saw they were hanging off a tree keeping the crows away from the mangos.