Snapper riffing

[offshore1]

Braithy get back down to Tasmania so this contest can run. ffs.
your a fcuking pariah
wat are you in hospital for, dont tell me leprosy'

this is fcuking biblical
next heat i expect to see a hoard of locusts descending upon the hapless contestants.

[slowy]

The sand pump is broken..no behind the rock surfing to be had. So much for the conspiracies.

[BA]

Just saw an interview with Alana Blanchard after her heat. She was asked about the board she was riding. She could name the shaper, but didn't know anything else about it. Not even the length. Do they just hand em to her and say, here, surf this, It'll go ok. Couldn't see Steph or Sally doing that.

Lucky she's got that ass.

[Nick Carroll]

Perhaps that ass is the reason she couldn't be bothered figuring out her surfboard.

What was that word ronny used, ah yes, ubiquitous, Alana Blanchard's ass is ubiquitous, and I reckon it is just a teeny bit boring.

[Lucky Al]

so basically what you're saying nick is that alana blanchard's ubiquitous ass is a bit boring. that her ubiquitous ass is boring. that alana blanchard's ubiquitous ass is boring. boring, boring, boring. and ubiquitous. but most of all boring. b-o-o-o-ring! ub-i-i-i-quitous! b-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ring!!! get her off someone.

[Lucky Al]

sally fitzgibbon's thighs on the other hand... go sally!

[alakaboo]

Anyone going to Margs?
I've turned on this event already.

[offshore1]

Perhaps that ass is the reason she couldn't be bothered figuring out her surfboard.

What was that word ronny used, ah yes, ubiquitous, Alana Blanchard's ass is ubiquitous, and I reckon it is just a teeny bit boring.

I'm not bored.

[Nick Carroll]

Alana Blanchard is young enough to be your daughter and she (and the co's who sponsor her) is using the above as a sales tool.

She's a good surfer but ya wouldn't know it eh. It's playing a v secondary role in most of your heads. Whoever Alana really is, you're not gonna see it. Blinded by the ass.

[collnarra]

as far as I can recall - having watched one of the STAB-featured soft-porn Alana-fests - she doesn't have much of a rack tho.

[lusito]

She's a good surfer but ya wouldn't know it eh.

Not true Nick, after yesterday's viewing of Alana in action against Coco .. all I saw was ass and spray. That was insane!

[alakaboo]

Coco and the Ho?

[Donweather]

So from you guys out there on the ground, what's the story? Are they gonna run the mens comp today?

[crabmeat thompson]

10:45 Heat one in the water Don.

The bank really starts to take shape about mid-high tide ... Patto was waiting for it.

I better get my sorry ass down there.

[Donweather]

Live feed isn't working for me?

http://quiksilverlive.com/progoldcoast/ ... ve.en.html

[crabmeat thompson]

Yeah mate, a few people are saying the feed is shifty. I shutdown my browser through force quit loaded it up again and she was sweet.

Try that mate.

[el rancho]

I hope someone wins this on their backhand

wilko is fast becoming my favourite surfer on tour. his backhand is wild, I think the most free-flowing and devastating on tour.

wilko vs dane final, fuck

[Donweather]

Snapper doesn't have a great history of goofies making it into nor winning the final.