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Well, missed snapper but have now joined up again. Stinky Wes has over 900 points start. Given my previous history, that start is likely to grow into something more embarrassing.
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Beginner's luck! I can only go downhill from here...
It's my first time in this fantasy comp thing and it sure does make it more interesting, especially when your surfers are up against the Brazzos!
It's my first time in this fantasy comp thing and it sure does make it more interesting, especially when your surfers are up against the Brazzos!
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The Brazilians are far more likeable when you have them on your team. If I have de souza on my squad he seems like a fiery little underdog with a heart the size of pharlap, who rips the bag. When I drop him from my squad, he seems like an annoying little pygmy, with a style that reeks faecal matter.
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Bells starts tomorrow, so get your team sorted if you haven't already. Anyone who missed snapper, doesn't matter as you get to drop 2 events.
I for one, expect to establish a commanding lead. Vanquishing the hollow threat that is Stenchy Wes.
I for one, expect to establish a commanding lead. Vanquishing the hollow threat that is Stenchy Wes.
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Ok ladies, my team is ready, Matty Wilco leading the charge, It's ON
Davros: "But it felt a bit long and stiff"
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I chose a team for the Roxy pro, missed the men's again.
This is all part of my Slateresque psyche-out strategy whereby I need the pressure to rise to the occasion.
Yep, that's definitely it.
This dream tour is less fantasy and more like a nightmare.
Like you're having a date with Jessica Alba and she invites a Macedonian bikie to join you when you get back to your tent
This is all part of my Slateresque psyche-out strategy whereby I need the pressure to rise to the occasion.
Yep, that's definitely it.
This dream tour is less fantasy and more like a nightmare.
Like you're having a date with Jessica Alba and she invites a Macedonian bikie to join you when you get back to your tent
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I wasn't watching the heat draw closely enough. Three surfers going head to head in the first round is not a good start.
It's a shame that today is going to be the best conditions for the next week. Small wave surfers will again go well this comp
It's a shame that today is going to be the best conditions for the next week. Small wave surfers will again go well this comp
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Girls are all that count anyway
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My guys all fcuking suck balls...underperforming hacks...they are all getting the sack
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And stinky wes...you suck balls too...dont be surprised if a whole lot of bad shit happens to you this week...I am fcuking pissed
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Holy fcuk blackduck...you are really shit at this...I think if I tried to pick the worst team possible...I still would have beat that score
And tiger...you're shit too
And tiger...you're shit too
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That's more like it AG! Things were starting to get dull around here.
I thought you guys were supposed to be good at this game? You can't let a fantasy virgin beat you this easily!
Any hot tips for big Margs? Surely the Hawaiians will perform well, with the Brazzos shitting their pants before, during and after their heats.
I thought you guys were supposed to be good at this game? You can't let a fantasy virgin beat you this easily!
Any hot tips for big Margs? Surely the Hawaiians will perform well, with the Brazzos shitting their pants before, during and after their heats.
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My policy on virgins is that they are free to do with me whatever they wishstinky_wes wrote:That's more like it AG! Things were starting to get dull around here.
I thought you guys were supposed to be good at this game? You can't let a fantasy virgin beat you this easily!
Any hot tips for big Margs? Surely the Hawaiians will perform well, with the Brazzos shitting their pants before, during and after their heats.
and I see right through your deliberately misleading statements regarding Margs...sneaky bastard
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It is true O mighty one, I had a shocker. Will defs be dropping bells result at years end
I'm killing it on the WSL version though. Sitting at number 34 overall.
I'm killing it on the WSL version though. Sitting at number 34 overall.
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I haven't looked at the results yet. Can't actually remember my picks. I do remember not picking fanning though. I know how good he is at bells but I just have a thing. Maybe it's an emotional thing. It is a thing though. I know how good he is but i can't like his surfing even when i try. However, I did admire his surfing this comp. I even sent texts to friends on finals day saying fanning was unbeatable. He had that thing about him, like J Bay and Portugal last year where he kind of looked unbeatable from quarters on.Almighty God wrote:Holy fcuk blackduck...you are really shit at this...I think if I tried to pick the worst team possible...I still would have beat that score
And tiger...you're shit too
A bit like you, he's still a cnut though. The year is young and i don't give a shit. Can you say the same God?
(Go tiger - i don't follow how you can go shit in one comp and super well in another without being kind of schizophrenic)?
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The WSL fantasy is a different format to surfermag. It's much easier to pick a team cos it's set up different without a salary cap.
I knew I had to have fanning on my team for bells, but just couldn't afford him. Not without sacrificing other surfers, and then having to buy them back later at a much higher rate.
Like Toledo, I don't really want him on my margs team, but won't drop him cos he'll cost a fortune to buy back for Brazil.
Its all about the end game.
I knew I had to have fanning on my team for bells, but just couldn't afford him. Not without sacrificing other surfers, and then having to buy them back later at a much higher rate.
Like Toledo, I don't really want him on my margs team, but won't drop him cos he'll cost a fortune to buy back for Brazil.
Its all about the end game.
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Tough call on who to pick for Margs. It can go from 15ft to 3ft in a matter of days. Hope it's big just for the spectacle.
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