Surfing 2050

[Animal_Chin]

Transport yourself into the year 2050. You go for a surf. What does it look like?

What sort of board are you on? Wetsuit? Crowded or has the nuclear fall out cleared the line up?

[JaxonB]

due to the continued non-culling of sharks, there will be a higher population of noahs than people.

impossible to dip a toe at your local without 5 whites snapping at you.

so

to save 3rd world countries from their flooded lands because of global warming, we transport them here and pay them (small fee) to escort us around in the water and take bites for us.

surfing becomes a rich mans/kidnapping/ransom sport.

[Toby Wan]

i'll set up my esky next to my wave pool in the backyard and flip the switch..
it'll be 4ft barrels for lunch

or if i win lotto tomozza, it'll be in my front yard over looking the beach.. i'll be like on of those rich fkrs with their pools at the beach!

[daryl]

Fall-out? It'll be in a monstrous bubble dome, and at my age I'll be on a jet-assisted mal in a geriatrics wavepool. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Trev]

2050?

I'll be 102 y/o.

Coffin surfing in surfing heaven.

[Trev]

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[SURFFOILS]

We'll all be riding jet powered sleds or else the sea will have solidified and there will be unit blocks where the sea once was....
~sigh~

[Nick Carroll]

People will be copying what people are doing now, in a vain attempt to be "core", the way they were back in 2013.

[collnarra]

The Catholic Church will have beatified Andy Irons.

[brendo]

kelly will be chalking up title no 40, beating parko jr, in a spiteful payback on his old man, in a down to the wire final at pipe......

[Grooter]

Well in 2050 I'll be at the ripe old age of 74

So if I'm still surfing, it'll probably be on a big fcuk off mal on smaller days at reef breaks.

The thought of being that old kind of depresses me a little

[alakaboo]

really, Groots?
It makes me sort of happy.
In the year 2050 I'll be 69, and that makes me happy too.

[Buff_Brad]

Buff_Brad will be 87.....

Far out. Probably still be ripping and hanging out with smokin hot babes .... ho hum.

A robotic surfer will win the world title and there will be a huge debate over it's eligibility.

The extremely wealthy will have the only access to a very rare , insanely addictive and unbelievably pleasurable drug. BB promises to let his fellow RSs in on the gig.

The Northern Beaches will still be a cultural void.

[brendo]

so buffy......significant birthday this yr hey!

[kreepykrawly]

In jail serving a lengthy jail term for mass murder