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Whale washed up into newport beach pool

Post by ac2026 » Wed Aug 01, 2012 9:24 am

Just saw the news of the whale washed up.......

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/nation ... 6440020004

here is an idea of how to remove it, USA style from a few years back

See around 1:30

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_t44siFyb4
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Re: Whale washed up into newport beach pool

Post by black duck » Wed Aug 01, 2012 10:10 am

I hear that poor whale died from a collective Newport stink-eye, courtesy of NC and Reg.
Stink-eye can be a powerful force in nature.
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Re: Whale washed up into newport beach pool

Post by Spoon » Wed Aug 01, 2012 12:44 pm

I am sure NC will just tow it out to sea so he has the pool back for nipper squad training.
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Re: Whale washed up into newport beach pool

Post by chrisb » Wed Aug 01, 2012 1:37 pm

How about inviting the Japanese and Koreans down to Newport for a free feed :idea:
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Failing that this whale would be worth researching :idea:

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Re: Whale washed up into newport beach pool

Post by Natho » Wed Aug 01, 2012 4:19 pm

Where was the f^ckin Sea Sheppard? Why didn't they save it?

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Post by still here » Wed Aug 01, 2012 4:35 pm

2 dead whales at Newport in 2 years ? Something d
fishy about this ?

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Post by BA » Wed Aug 01, 2012 5:04 pm

At least he didn't get photographed with his wang out.

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Re: Whale washed up into newport beach pool

Post by Nick Carroll » Wed Aug 01, 2012 5:10 pm

yes well why don't you all dash down there like the rest of Sydney's population to have a look, while 10-12' surf goes COMPLETELY FCUKEN WASTED

Stupid whale, why didn't it die at fcuken Avalon.

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Post by Grooter » Wed Aug 01, 2012 5:48 pm

Natho wrote:Where was the f^ckin Sea Sheppard? Why didn't they save it?
Last I heard that bearded cnut skipped bail in the land of Sauerkraut and Bratwurst.

We should tell him and his pack of hairy unwashed cretins to sail down here, pick the fcuking thing up, and sail to the Port of Yokohama and dump it on the docks.

There's ya scientific research for you :x
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Re: Whale washed up into newport beach pool

Post by the prawn » Wed Aug 01, 2012 7:42 pm

jimmy's avatar appeared on the news tonight re the whale, pointing at it and generally gawking, as is the fashion of the day.
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

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Post by Natho » Wed Aug 01, 2012 8:03 pm

Wheredya get that avatar of Roy prawn? Classic, I think that was taken after his last haircut about 30 years ago.

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Post by Beerfan » Wed Aug 01, 2012 8:18 pm

Nick, surely you're not using the whale as an excuse not to go out??. Im the king of excuses for not surfing big waves but shit, that's a beauty. " yeah boys, i'd be out there rippin, but ya know, that whales there so I can't at the moment, spewin ay"

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Re: Whale washed up into newport beach pool

Post by Nick Carroll » Wed Aug 01, 2012 8:54 pm

Yeah right, you will have to try better bait than that you drunken sot.

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Re: Whale washed up into newport beach pool

Post by carvin marvin » Thu Aug 02, 2012 6:47 am

Reminds me of the story about a neighbour of mine who had a dead cow on his land.
He gets a neighbouring farmer to come over with his backhoe to dig a hole to bury it.
While the hole is being dug he has a brain wave, why waste all this meat why not cut some off to feed to his dogs.
So he goes and gets his chainsaw, starts it up, blood, skin, bits of bone and guts flying everywhere.

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Re: Whale washed up into newport beach pool

Post by kreepykrawly » Thu Aug 02, 2012 8:42 am

It takes two dead whales to put the sleepy and uninspiring coastal suburb of Newport on the map.

Sad

If I was a dictatorial megalomaniac with my finger on the button …I would just nuke the place and start again (and feed the whale to Chinese olympic swimmers.)

p.s since when do Chinese swim :roll:

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Re: Whale washed up into newport beach pool

Post by ric_vidal » Thu Aug 02, 2012 9:09 am

I thought it was just kknackers taking a break during laps.

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Re: Whale washed up into newport beach pool

Post by spork » Thu Aug 02, 2012 10:29 am

Probly not the first 'young adult male' to be found floating face down in a pool though.
When it gets to this level of self important stupidity I lose interest.
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Re: Whale washed up into newport beach pool

Post by Nick Carroll » Thu Aug 02, 2012 10:47 am

kreepykrawly wrote:the sleepy and uninspiring coastal suburb of Newport
that's it. you've gone too far this time KK. I'm reporting you to the Newport Chamber of Commerce.

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