Whale washed up into newport beach pool
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Whale washed up into newport beach pool
Just saw the news of the whale washed up.......
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/nation ... 6440020004
here is an idea of how to remove it, USA style from a few years back
See around 1:30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_t44siFyb4
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/nation ... 6440020004
here is an idea of how to remove it, USA style from a few years back
See around 1:30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_t44siFyb4
Last edited by ac2026 on Wed Aug 01, 2012 10:41 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: Whale washed up into newport beach pool
I hear that poor whale died from a collective Newport stink-eye, courtesy of NC and Reg.
Stink-eye can be a powerful force in nature.
Stink-eye can be a powerful force in nature.
Re: Whale washed up into newport beach pool
I am sure NC will just tow it out to sea so he has the pool back for nipper squad training.
Al this is gold. "She didn't realise I was fairly high and spent much of the evening trying to figure out why a purple and orange cow wanted me to climb a tree."
Re: Whale washed up into newport beach pool
How about inviting the Japanese and Koreans down to Newport for a free feed
BYO sushi knives.
Failing that this whale would be worth researching
BYO sushi knives.
Failing that this whale would be worth researching
Re: Whale washed up into newport beach pool
Where was the f^ckin Sea Sheppard? Why didn't they save it?
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Re: Whale washed up into newport beach pool
2 dead whales at Newport in 2 years ? Something d
fishy about this ?
fishy about this ?
Re: Whale washed up into newport beach pool
At least he didn't get photographed with his wang out.
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Re: Whale washed up into newport beach pool
yes well why don't you all dash down there like the rest of Sydney's population to have a look, while 10-12' surf goes COMPLETELY FCUKEN WASTED
Stupid whale, why didn't it die at fcuken Avalon.
Stupid whale, why didn't it die at fcuken Avalon.
Re: Whale washed up into newport beach pool
Last I heard that bearded cnut skipped bail in the land of Sauerkraut and Bratwurst.Natho wrote:Where was the f^ckin Sea Sheppard? Why didn't they save it?
We should tell him and his pack of hairy unwashed cretins to sail down here, pick the fcuking thing up, and sail to the Port of Yokohama and dump it on the docks.
There's ya scientific research for you
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Re: Whale washed up into newport beach pool
jimmy's avatar appeared on the news tonight re the whale, pointing at it and generally gawking, as is the fashion of the day.
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
Re: Whale washed up into newport beach pool
Wheredya get that avatar of Roy prawn? Classic, I think that was taken after his last haircut about 30 years ago.
Re: Whale washed up into newport beach pool
Nick, surely you're not using the whale as an excuse not to go out??. Im the king of excuses for not surfing big waves but shit, that's a beauty. " yeah boys, i'd be out there rippin, but ya know, that whales there so I can't at the moment, spewin ay"
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Re: Whale washed up into newport beach pool
Yeah right, you will have to try better bait than that you drunken sot.
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Re: Whale washed up into newport beach pool
Reminds me of the story about a neighbour of mine who had a dead cow on his land.
He gets a neighbouring farmer to come over with his backhoe to dig a hole to bury it.
While the hole is being dug he has a brain wave, why waste all this meat why not cut some off to feed to his dogs.
So he goes and gets his chainsaw, starts it up, blood, skin, bits of bone and guts flying everywhere.
He gets a neighbouring farmer to come over with his backhoe to dig a hole to bury it.
While the hole is being dug he has a brain wave, why waste all this meat why not cut some off to feed to his dogs.
So he goes and gets his chainsaw, starts it up, blood, skin, bits of bone and guts flying everywhere.
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Re: Whale washed up into newport beach pool
It takes two dead whales to put the sleepy and uninspiring coastal suburb of Newport on the map.
Sad
If I was a dictatorial megalomaniac with my finger on the button …I would just nuke the place and start again (and feed the whale to Chinese olympic swimmers.)
p.s since when do Chinese swim
Sad
If I was a dictatorial megalomaniac with my finger on the button …I would just nuke the place and start again (and feed the whale to Chinese olympic swimmers.)
p.s since when do Chinese swim
Re: Whale washed up into newport beach pool
I thought it was just kknackers taking a break during laps.
Re: Whale washed up into newport beach pool
Probly not the first 'young adult male' to be found floating face down in a pool though.
When it gets to this level of self important stupidity I lose interest.
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Re: Whale washed up into newport beach pool
that's it. you've gone too far this time KK. I'm reporting you to the Newport Chamber of Commerce.kreepykrawly wrote:the sleepy and uninspiring coastal suburb of Newport
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