Are you small and insignificant??(like my brother in-law)

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Re: Are you small and insignificant??(like my brother in-law

Post by Lucky Al » Wed Jul 11, 2012 6:12 pm

oh it was, sweet then.

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Re: Are you small and insignificant??(like my brother in-law

Post by steve shearer » Wed Jul 11, 2012 6:14 pm

Whos Lizzie armanto?
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Re: Are you small and insignificant??(like my brother in-law

Post by Lucky Al » Wed Jul 11, 2012 6:18 pm

just some girl, you know.

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Re: Are you small and insignificant??(like my brother in-law

Post by steve shearer » Wed Jul 11, 2012 7:44 pm

she looks like shes pinching cockroaches in her fingers
I want Nightclub Dwight dead in his grave I want the nice-nice up in blazes

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Re: Are you small and insignificant??(like my brother in-law

Post by Spoon » Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:49 pm

I reckon Al would be more than happy if she pinched his cockroach.
Al this is gold. "She didn't realise I was fairly high and spent much of the evening trying to figure out why a purple and orange cow wanted me to climb a tree."

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Re: Are you small and insignificant??(like my brother in-law

Post by moondoggie » Thu Jul 12, 2012 4:32 pm

merkin wrote:
kreepykrawly wrote:Don’t let the meme enslave you http://www.cmn.tv/videos/trance-formation/
Excellent link Kreepy - I've been thinking of starting a cult and that's full of some good shtick. Man I'm gonna get me some lesbians dancing naked around a fire... some sort of Wiccan chakra bending ball juggling extravaganza - must get the pool heated...[/quote]

also must clean the leaves out of the pool :roll: ... in a crisis, Meme-kin ??

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Re: Are you small and insignificant??(like my brother in-law

Post by black duck » Thu Jul 12, 2012 5:41 pm

merkin wrote:Huh - meant to delete that - it was part of a longer rant where I was going to take up a collection and invite everyone who donated around to bang the lesos - or at least watch them smash each other and then hopefully blow on their tits.

No crisis here mate :lol: though I have had the flu and felt like a can of smashed arseholes so have been self medicating with rum :oops:
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Re: Are you small and insignificant??(like my brother in-law

Post by kreepykrawly » Mon Jul 16, 2012 9:51 am

I forgot to mention….My brother in-law also wears c-ck rings on the end of his knob.
The little weasel once showed me down at Whale beach to freak me out.

Wot a tw-t !!~!

Excuse me while I go and vomit !!! :evil:

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Re: Are you small and insignificant??(like my brother in-law

Post by daryl » Mon Jul 16, 2012 1:09 pm

Wipe some hot peppers on the inside.

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Re: Are you small and insignificant??(like my brother in-law

Post by still here » Mon Jul 16, 2012 1:50 pm

kreepykrawly wrote:I forgot to mention….My brother in-law also wears c-ck rings on the end of his knob.
The little weasel once showed me down at Whale beach to freak me out.

Wot a tw-t !!~!

Excuse me while I go and vomit !!! :evil:
Why'd you look :?:

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Re: Are you small and insignificant??(like my brother in-law

Post by kreepykrawly » Mon Jul 16, 2012 4:39 pm

I’m not going near the weasel’s ring !!!

... and on the subject of ‘why did I look ?'

....if someone says “hey mate ...did you drop a fifty” and you turn around in shock to see ‘the ant’ leaning back with knob exposed with aforementioned ring attached.....it is not something an ordinary human can cope with.

I don’t even want to talk about it anymore.....so Still Here>>> go jump off a cliff.

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Re: Are you small and insignificant??(like my brother in-law

Post by kreepykrawly » Mon Jul 16, 2012 9:01 pm

If you think that Alex Perry with his Zoolander pout, gheylord squint and big forehead with ladies glasses on the top is cheesy….you haven’t met my brother in-law yet.

The guy defines cheesy and fake.


sorry croissant...i cant be on the same area as him.
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Re: Are you small and insignificant??(like my brother in-law

Post by otway1949 » Mon Jul 16, 2012 9:03 pm

Red Hot Chilli Peckers.
He was offering an invitation. Definite family vomit required, cage fight the fnucked out of your family's life.
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Re: Are you small and insignificant??(like my brother in-law

Post by still here » Tue Jul 17, 2012 7:50 am

Any other weird family members , kk ?

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