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Why finless surfing is stupid and pointless

Post by collnarra » Thu May 10, 2012 4:04 pm

Here's a clip from Kye Fitz's upcoming flick called Wind Moon Tide.

http://youtu.be/DJfxUPPuAqU

It's Kye and Derek Hynd surfing in the western Sahara and, if nothing else, it perfectly demonstrates the utter pointlessness of finless surfing. All Hynd does are spinners, a manoeuvre better known for its popularity among gutsliders. He sometimes manages half a bottom turn before doing - yep - another spinner.

Why he persists with this stupidity is completely beyond me.

Kye, on the other hand, rips.
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Post by daryl » Thu May 10, 2012 5:56 pm

collnarra wrote:Here's a clip from Kye Fitz's upcoming flick called Wind Moon Tide.
Thats all the info I need thanks. Pass

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Re: Why finless surfing is stupid and pointless

Post by marcus » Thu May 10, 2012 6:11 pm

i reakon, if your going to go finless, have a spring loaded fin that is through the board.
then if you want some fin action, jam your foot down on the tail pad which pushes the fins onto the water. the lift your foot off again to release.
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Post by jimmy » Thu May 10, 2012 10:16 pm

collnarra wrote: perfectly demonstrates the utter pointlessness of finless surfing. All Hynd does are spinners, a manoeuvre better known for its popularity among gutsliders. He sometimes manages half a bottom turn before doing - yep - another spinner.

Why he persists with this stupidity is completely beyond me.

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thats a pretty poor clip....i've seen hynd surf really well finless, much more critical moves and heaps more speed

maybe those waves didn't suit him or him they :idea:

saying that his stance / style is crap, it seems like it is a one trick pony...and a boring trick at that......and , thanks for the heads up...i'll do everything humanly possiable avoid that movie if that clips the high lights :shock:

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Re: Why finless surfing is stupid and pointless

Post by Scroty » Fri May 11, 2012 7:57 am

Anyone else see similarities between finless surfing and the hipster fixy trend in bikes?

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Post by Natho » Fri May 11, 2012 8:51 am

And I thought the mini Simmons was gay :roll:

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Re: Why finless surfing is stupid and pointless

Post by chrisb » Fri May 11, 2012 10:58 am

Anyone remember the short-lived "side-slipper" boards from the late 1960's :?:
Was that from Shane Steadman. :?:

Few things are new and so-called "finless surfing" will go the same way, not with a bang but a whimper.

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Re: Why finless surfing is stupid and pointless

Post by Nick Carroll » Fri May 11, 2012 11:01 am

Well I don't reckon finless surfing is pointless and stupid

But I tell you what, I would love to see a few nice lil fin-free boards in the hands of a pack of super surf stoked hot kids, let 'em loose in small to medium beachies for three months and they might just do some shit nobody's really ever done in surfing before.

Like stand-up hard edge versions of what the top bodyboarders have been doing for, I dunno, ever?

The way it's being cast right now, like some sort of soul niche thing for intellectual aging surfers, fcuk me, who cares. Bring on the grommets. If they can't make it crazy, nobody can.

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Re: Why finless surfing is stupid and pointless

Post by collnarra » Fri May 11, 2012 12:17 pm

Fair point, Nick. Maybe groms could make something of it. But as it stands, it's basically spinners from here to infinity. And that's just dumb.
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Re: Why finless surfing is stupid and pointless

Post by Animal_Chin » Fri May 11, 2012 12:43 pm

I reckon keep the fins, but ditch the board.

Boardless surfing is where it's at. All the cool kids are doing it!

Strap a couple of M-5's to ya feet and start riiiiippppinnnggg!!!!***



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Re: Why finless surfing is stupid and pointless

Post by swvic » Fri May 11, 2012 2:14 pm

No probs for a thruster - even gives new meaning to the term. Frontwards poo stance with the 3rd fin thrusted up your arse
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Post by Animal_Chin » Fri May 11, 2012 2:52 pm

swvic wrote:No probs for a thruster - even gives new meaning to the term. Frontwards poo stance with the 3rd fin thrusted up your arse
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Re: Why finless surfing is stupid and pointless

Post by daryl » Fri May 11, 2012 3:39 pm

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Re: Why finless surfing is stupid and pointless

Post by swvic » Fri May 11, 2012 3:46 pm

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Ok, so better's already been done
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Re: Why finless surfing is stupid and pointless

Post by Animal_Chin » Fri May 11, 2012 4:16 pm

Fark you guys crack me up!

That's gold!
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Post by Beerfan » Fri May 11, 2012 5:14 pm

Finless surfing is as stupid as riding a shortboard under head high fat waves. Which i see a million times more of than finless surfing. I'd reckon the people knocking it would NEVER put out a video of them surfing solid J-bay on a normal "shortboard", let alone on a board with no fins. Derek surfs better with no fins, than most of you here ( bar maybe NC ) do WITH fins. But you still want to knock it. Not surprised hahaha.

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Re: Why finless surfing is stupid and pointless

Post by Hollowed out » Fri May 11, 2012 5:52 pm

^^ beefan has nailed it.
What about the huge number of real f/wits who ride 'sorter' boards to try and be cool and can't even catch a wave on them or if they do it is so late they can only go straight....see it every dayyet they go about their daily ritual prentending to themselves that they have not given in to a mal or a fat boy

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Re: Why finless surfing is stupid and pointless

Post by Beerfan » Fri May 11, 2012 6:08 pm

Yeah but its cool though :D . How bout the blokes who try to "punt" on every wave?!, haha so retarded. I appreciate guys who can ride a shortboard very well, but there really isn't that many. Maybe that's why they're upset?, no one is looking at them amymore?, maybe it's an attention thing?. " look at me, I can punt in a 1' wave, how sick am I?", or better yet "look at me, I just did yet another bottom turn/hack, how much like KS am I?". "Wait, why aren't you praising me?, why aren't you looking at me with admiration?, im surfing like kelly aren't I?"

Actually, i'd like all the knockers to post footage of themselves in solid waves surfing better than DH. Not likely i'd imagine :lol:

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