Phrases ya love!!

[WANDERER]

Back to wot this thread is really about; phrases ya love:

(about women)

"if they didn't have boobs, you'd throw rocks at 'em"

[Rug]

Back to wot this thread is really about; phrases ya love:

(about women)

"if they didn't have boobs, you'd throw rocks at 'em"

Why throw rocks and waste energy when you can just stop listening to them. Every guy knows that drives em freakin nuts.

[baldric]

wouldn't piss on 'em if they were on fire

mate, he's so smooth he could get pussy in a convent

there's no end to the cnut

he's a fair dinkum ankle

flaps like John Wayne's saddle bags

[BigMog]

lick the rod

ie. geez josh, you lick the rod sumthin shockin!

[Maladjusted]

the Sutherland Schizer

[Rug]

Head like a smashed crab.

[craig]

does a bear shit in the woods?..... does kay cottee masturbate?!

ok, i'm gonna make like a catholic and pull outta here....

[baldric]

all over the place like a mad woman's shit!!!

dingo ugly

tense as a row of camps

[seahag]

busy as a cat in a sandbox
flat as piss on a plate
cold as a witches tit

[baldric]

so tight he couldn't drive a pin up his arse with a jar of vaseline and a jack-hammer

[Schwez]

What about made up ones that are generally unknown? Ive coined a few with a mate that we use on a general basis.

"You have become ASIAN!"

"That is NOT unlike someone SHITTING in my mouth"

"Who'd live there? Its like living in a toilet!"

"Thats completely toilet"

Or accented:

"Please to be stopping that now please, now." (Indian accent)

"We have many happy time for fun splendid thing of goodness!" (Asian)

"I doont eifen Loork yew gooors" (South African) Translation: I dont even like you guys

"Eh! You get me a glass of wateh now eh!" (Sth African)

Anything in German to sound angry - ala Rainer Wolfcastle:

"I cem hom unt vos howwified to discuvu zat my son vos a neuurrrd"
"How do yuu expect me to uphold ze law viv dis pee shoota?"
etc

[BA]

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