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AUSTRALIAN professional surfer Mitch Coleborn

Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:45 pm
by mustkillmulloway
:shock: :arrow: :?:

Re: AUSTRALIAN professional surfer Mitch Coleborn

Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:48 pm
by jimmy
Sounds to me he was carrying on like pissed cnut and nothing more...

Come on Mitch don't you know we've got Australia Day for that!

Re: AUSTRALIAN professional surfer Mitch Coleborn

Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:02 pm
by mustkillmulloway
quick check of surfing "news" websites and not a word on the allegation ( :shock:

i can see the ed's now...circling the wagons and chanting :arrow:

protect the sponser :roll:

Re: AUSTRALIAN professional surfer Mitch Coleborn

Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:41 pm
by jimmy
And you know what Fong? It will be kept very low key..

He got his pecker out and carried on like a Cnut but that isn't considered newsworthy by ASL!!!!'

Stab mentioned it as did waves online but gee whizz whenyou see something from the herald before ASL who are usually all over the goss.

You've got to wonder about the integrity of certain publications.,,

Gra where are you when we need you!!!

I reckon he should head over to dinos fire sale to grab a few bargains cause he's gonna have some time on his hands.

Re: AUSTRALIAN professional surfer Mitch Coleborn

Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 10:18 pm
by Quangers
jimmy1501 wrote:And you know what Fong? It will be kept very low key..

He got his pecker out and carried on like a Cnut but that isn't considered newsworthy by ASL!!!!'

Stab mentioned it as did waves online but gee whizz whenyou see something from the herald before ASL who are usually all over the goss.

You've got to wonder about the integrity of certain publications.,,

Gra where are you when we need you!!!
Shite, even the ABC Online news ran it on the front page - I wonder if the sponnos of Coleborn asked ASL, Tracks etc not to run the story or if they did it on spec?
Still, I'm not defending his actions, but poor dcikhead should've known better - this could really mess with his life.
One of my mates was working the ski fields in canada and got busted pssing in public one very dark night - he didn't make the court date but years later he tried to cross the border from the US back into canada and the Mounties dragged him off the bus - he had to pay the couple hundred fine or they were takin' him straight to gaol. :shock:
And people say Indo is strict...

Re: AUSTRALIAN professional surfer Mitch Coleborn

Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 10:31 pm
by purple pyramids
tofino, eh.
lucky a cougar didn't get it.

Re: AUSTRALIAN professional surfer Mitch Coleborn

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 9:15 am
by lovenutz
shows the stupidity people can commit when drunk. scary how alcohol can flood your mind and make you do something out of the ordinary. Its the most dangerous drug out there in this regard

I am sure he didnt mean any real harm.

Re: AUSTRALIAN professional surfer Mitch Coleborn

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:17 pm
by climbo
mate went on a US/Canada trip to go snowboarding, got to the border and they wouldn't let him in as he had a DUI in Australia a few years back. He went back to the US, everyone else went to Canada :) They also had plenty of beer in the car, also a no-no, was confiscated on the spot. VERY strict there.

Re: AUSTRALIAN professional surfer Mitch Coleborn

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:56 pm
by lovenutz
saltman wrote:from abc online

Mitch Coleborn, 23, from Maroochydore, was in British Columbia's Vancouver Island for a world qualifying series event last weekend.

The 124th ranked surfer in the world has been charged with committing an indecent act and could face up to six months in prison if found guilty.

Police believe Coleborn was drunk at the time of the incident where he allegedly exposed himself to a group of school children and adults.

He has been granted bail but ordered to surrender his passport and remain in the province of British Columbia until he appears in court on November 1.

He is not allowed within 100 metres of a park or school and is banned from consuming alcohol or drugs.

Surfing Australia would not comment on the incident when contacted by the ABC
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if the allegation is true I can not see any sponsors forking out $$ to keep a 124th ranked pro surfer/flasher in the stable
You seen him surf? Def in the Top 5 young aussies along with Ry Craike, Yadin, Julian Wilson, Owen Wright. He is a world title contender from what I have seen. Think he has just been chasing the video thing. Go watch Moedern Collective

Re: AUSTRALIAN professional surfer Mitch Coleborn

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 4:34 pm
by Karlos
So was he simply taking a leak & was inadvertantly spotted doing so, or did he actually decide to hang his wang out in front of the kids & adults?

Re: AUSTRALIAN professional surfer Mitch Coleborn

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 4:39 pm
by jimmy
^^^^ Yeah I hope for his sake that he was taking a leak and got sprung.. Rather than ripping the top off it in the bushes. :shock:

Re: AUSTRALIAN professional surfer Mitch Coleborn

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 8:52 pm
by Chong
Stab mentioned it as did waves online
Looks like the story has been pulled from Stab's site. I guess it doesn't fit with Volcoms whole "youth against establishment" schtick / or Stab are trying to avoid marginalising more advertisers.

Re: AUSTRALIAN professional surfer Mitch Coleborn

Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 6:59 pm
by scroopulis
Word around the campfire is that he was taking a piss. (Maybe quite a public piss???)

It must be true, I heard it from a mate who knows a guy that has a friend that used to mow this guys lawn that knew a chick that......

Re: AUSTRALIAN professional surfer Mitch Coleborn

Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 9:57 pm
by mustkillmulloway
i hope he gets a lawyer...a reallll good one :|

there are a lot rumours floating around.,...surf so called.."media" silence does nothin stop them :idea: but protects the sponser i'm sure :roll:

Re: AUSTRALIAN professional surfer Mitch Coleborn

Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 10:56 pm
by jimmy
Google "Pro surfer sex offender" and see what comes up..

Gee Wizz the sponos would be better off making a statement....

Otherwise Fong will make it for them!

Re: AUSTRALIAN professional surfer Mitch Coleborn

Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 3:35 am
by Lucky Al
if you read between the lines of fong's posts in this thread it's clear he's just dying to flop it out too. go on fong forget what the pro surfers are doing with theirs, flop yours out give it an air and bit of sun have some fun! before you know it you'll be in a home anyway and old nurses will be the only ones going anywhere near it even then just to lift it out the way so they can wipe your bum.

Re: AUSTRALIAN professional surfer Mitch Coleborn

Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 2:52 pm
by pinhead
This is the sort of thing we really need to see more of - surfers acting like complete reprobates. Pro surfing has contibuted to crowding by making the sport seem respectable - we need to reverse this trend and get back to the days when parents discouraged kids from taking up surfing. Getting shit- faced and flashing your tackle at kiddies is a good way to sully the image of surfing and therefore discourage youngsters from taking it up.

Re: AUSTRALIAN professional surfer Mitch Coleborn

Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 4:59 pm
by otway1949
Canadian law is a son of a bitch,
working so well to take down a MItch,
cause things went all wrong
when he whipped out his slong.
But the problem you see was not about me.
rather, a man's gotta pee.
The size of his ( crime),
for which he'll do time.
Is not all that large I'll have you know,
diminished by the clime of the cold water pro :lol: