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Re: Ask Carroll

Post by el rancho » Wed Jul 03, 2013 3:33 pm

Nick Carroll wrote:I'd just bail on the whole fcuken thing. I mean what good has it ever done you.

And no, women are not "notches", only a cad counts such things.

el rancho honestly, you can't wear an Aloha shirt while typing.

yeah I know, but that'd be wearing it ironically.
'boo should try goatboating. seen a few of those eggheads out at the point this year.

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Re: Ask Carroll

Post by el rancho » Wed Jul 03, 2013 3:34 pm

cad. that's fantastic.

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Re: Ask Carroll

Post by Buff_Brad » Wed Jul 03, 2013 3:51 pm

Nick Carroll wrote:Why yes Brad, I have. And foursomes too. I think there may have been a fivesome in there somewhere.

good god man ask something sensible for fcuk's sake.
I mean't ones with girls in them mate. :mrgreen:

Wow Newport/Avalon/Whale back in the late 70's must have been a pretty wild scene from things I've been told. :wink:

BB was still at school. :cry:

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Re: Ask Carroll

Post by alakaboo » Wed Jul 03, 2013 4:08 pm

Was just mimicking Brad's question.

FWIW how do you know I didn't mean the medical examiner's pelvis identification shorthand, given that the sciatic notch is greater in females?

Thanks for the tip, Rancho, I think I will give goatboating a go. Where is your local point, sounds like a good place to start?

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Re: Ask Carroll

Post by Beanpole » Wed Jul 03, 2013 5:00 pm

So more of a Brechtian approach rather than the original method shirt wearing technique. Okay I think I've got it. Would ironic be with brogues?
'''''''or ski gear?
Put your big boy pants on
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Re: Ask Carroll

Post by Nick Carroll » Wed Jul 03, 2013 5:05 pm

ajohnsen wrote:Nick, do you own a corduroy jacket with elbow patches?
No.

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Re: Ask Carroll

Post by Nick Carroll » Wed Jul 03, 2013 5:06 pm

alakaboo wrote:how do you know I didn't mean the medical examiner's pelvis identification shorthand, given that the sciatic notch is greater in females?
The thought never crossed my mind. I will try to be more alert in future

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Re: Ask Carroll

Post by Nick Carroll » Wed Jul 03, 2013 5:08 pm

Beanpole wrote:So more of a Brechtian approach rather than the original method shirt wearing technique. Okay I think I've got it. Would ironic be with brogues?
'''''''or ski gear?
Oh no. That sort of thing is for idiots. Irony is in the carriage, not in the accessories.

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Re: Ask Carroll

Post by Lucky Al » Wed Jul 03, 2013 5:16 pm

nick do you think it's possible a gay and extremely camp asian surfer might one day win the eddie?

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Re: Ask Carroll

Post by Beanpole » Wed Jul 03, 2013 6:55 pm

Nick Carroll wrote:
Beanpole wrote:So more of a Brechtian approach rather than the original method shirt wearing technique. Okay I think I've got it. Would ironic be with brogues?
'''''''or ski gear?
Oh no. That sort of thing is for idiots. Irony is in the carriage, not in the accessories.
Thanks, as usual the definition of style.
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Re: Ask Carroll

Post by alakaboo » Wed Jul 03, 2013 7:45 pm

Hey Nick, congrats on reaching 10k.
This was your milestone post, how do you feel about that?
Nick Carroll wrote:Why yes Brad, I have. And foursomes too. I think there may have been a fivesome in there somewhere.
good god man ask something sensible for fcuk's sake.

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Re: Ask Carroll

Post by Karlos » Wed Jul 03, 2013 8:09 pm

Remember when he bailed on 6000?

That wasn't all that long ago either.

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Re: Ask Carroll

Post by el rancho » Wed Jul 03, 2013 9:01 pm

Nick Carroll wrote:Why yes Brad, I have. And foursomes too. I think there may have been a fivesome in there somewhere.

good god man ask something sensible for fcuk's sake.

do the supergroms know about your early-to-late 80s communo-coital heroics??

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Re: Ask Carroll

Post by Yuke Hunt » Thu Jul 04, 2013 7:44 am

Nick Carroll wrote:el rancho honestly, you can't wear an Aloha shirt while typing.
Au contraire Mr Nick ... the good doctor Hunter S Thompson most certainly could ... and well too ... Cuban cigars are mandatory ... aviators an option.

My question(s) ... Has that heinous blight on sight and sound finally climaxed ? ... no I'm not talking about grooter ... the movie comp ... is it done ... finished ... Kaputt ... or are the pundits still waiting on Shearer to vote.

In speaking of Shearer ... he seems to be hating on Mr Fanning of late ... do you find his criticism harsh or justified ?
The moving finger writes and having writ moves on ... now all thy piety nor wit shall lure it back to cancel even half a line ... nor all thy tears wash out a single word of it.

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Re: Ask Carroll

Post by swvic » Thu Jul 04, 2013 8:00 am

alakaboo wrote:Hey Nick, congrats on reaching 10k.
This was your milestone post, how do you feel about that?
Nick Carroll wrote:Why yes Brad, I have. And foursomes too. I think there may have been a fivesome in there somewhere.
good god man ask something sensible for fcuk's sake.
I think Nick should now wear a tweed jacket with leather elbow patches. Seems appropriate for 10k posts. Coops can't though, he's the exception that proves the rule
Womble wrote:In speaking of Shearer ...
He's gone all Captain Ahab crazy in his other place
marcus wrote:and that vicco dude, whatsisname?

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Re: Ask Carroll

Post by Nick Carroll » Thu Jul 04, 2013 9:35 am

Lucky Al wrote:nick do you think it's possible a gay and extremely camp asian surfer might one day win the eddie?
Well it's possible in theory, but my thought in response would be, why would anybody with a flamboyant and slightly queenly style sensibility want to have anything to do with such a colossal macho-fest?

It's akin to Garrett McNamara trying out for the lead role in the stage musical Priscilla: Queen Of The Desert.

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Re: Ask Carroll

Post by Nick Carroll » Thu Jul 04, 2013 9:37 am

alakaboo wrote:Hey Nick, congrats on reaching 10k.
This was your milestone post, how do you feel about that?
Oddly I feel almost nothing at all. I was watching that number tick up for a while but then sorta forgot about it and didn't even notice it'd jumped the 10k mark.

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Re: Ask Carroll

Post by Nick Carroll » Thu Jul 04, 2013 9:39 am

el rancho wrote:
Nick Carroll wrote:Why yes Brad, I have. And foursomes too. I think there may have been a fivesome in there somewhere.

good god man ask something sensible for fcuk's sake.

do the supergroms know about your early-to-late 80s communo-coital heroics??
Well it was more late 70s to early-mid 80s. But no, they do not. And neither do any of you really, I mean I could be bullshitting, couldn't I

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