It's 5am in J-Bay.

Post by **bohdidontsurf** » Sat Jul 17, 2010 6:54 pm

sorry ... I know it's going to offend all the occ lovers out there but fcuk me this one made me laugh ..."disbalanced" = occys description of a surfer who appears unbalanced ... I mean come on .. if your 9 year old kid used that word you make them write "unbalanced" 200 times... I also have to say I like Luke egan .. bit monotone but has a reasonable grasp of the English language and knows competitive surfing inside out

Post by **lessormore** » Sat Jul 17, 2010 7:47 pm

sean doherty wrote:Okay gents, time for Banjo Paterson to emerge from ya wallets, squinting into the daylight.

Which of these squibs is gonna win this thing?

I'm rolling with Jordy, shot-shot proper like.

Ahhh... the horror of GT's Kurtz/Galliano headband.

Is it too late to put some muullaar on Mighty Mick?

Post by **Cpt.Caveman** » Sat Jul 17, 2010 8:06 pm

HAHA a classic Occism just happened...

He was talking about naming his son Jay - "Yeah, he was named J-Bay... I mean he was named Jay which was kind of because of J-Bay...but yeh.."

HAHAH

Post by **lessormore** » Sat Jul 17, 2010 8:23 pm

I'm sure his son is at home going "Dad- shut the F...k up!"

Post by **grazza** » Sat Jul 17, 2010 8:26 pm

bohdidontsurf wrote:Ahhh Occ, god love him. I thought after the numerous other broadcasts where he insists on calling Bede DURBIDGE (note Occ, just the one R) , Bede DURBRRRRRRIDGE (multiple second R's added out of frustration), that he would get it right this time.........nah. I dont think he will get it right until Bede snots him. Sean D, can you have a quiet word to him???

And how is it that after all these years with the guy as a team mate, Occy still manages to call him Taj Burrows?

Post by **Cpt.Caveman** » Sat Jul 17, 2010 8:29 pm

HAHA Another Occism!

A sign came up saying "No Nuke Tyspot" or something like that, and he pronounced nuke "nook". HAHA! God love him, because many people are trying to.

Post by **grazza** » Sat Jul 17, 2010 9:13 pm

Ace's hat is pretty bloody strange.

Post by **mustkillmulloway** » Sat Jul 17, 2010 10:17 pm

well occys right about the over scoring of jordy

bloody hell.....who is the idiot giving that wave a 9

Post by **northeasterly** » Sat Jul 17, 2010 10:24 pm

Occy might make some silly comments but at least he sticks it to the judges. Jordy just got an 8.6 for a smaller wave and the Occ let fly!

Maybe he's just too slow to play the game - and THAT's what will eventually see him lose his commentary "job".

Post by **jimmy** » Sat Jul 17, 2010 10:32 pm

Good bye Owen...

Post by **northeasterly** » Sat Jul 17, 2010 10:40 pm

lessormore wrote:
sean doherty wrote:Okay gents, time for Banjo Paterson to emerge from ya wallets, squinting into the daylight.

Which of these squibs is gonna win this thing?

I'm rolling with Jordy, shot-shot proper like.

Ahhh... the horror of GT's Kurtz/Galliano headband.
Is it too late to put some muullaar on Mighty Mick?

Taj

Post by **mustkillmulloway** » Sat Jul 17, 2010 10:46 pm

northeasterly wrote:Occy might make some silly comments but at least he sticks it to the judges. Jordy just got an 8.6 for a smaller wave and the Occ let fly!

.

bede just got a bigger, better, longer wave.....blew it up...got a tube ( which jordy didn't) 7.43

the whole things a joke

profesional surfing

pleaseeeeeeeeeee

who are the faceless judges

Post by **jimmy** » Sat Jul 17, 2010 10:55 pm

mustkillmulloway wrote:
northeasterly wrote:Occy might make some silly comments but at least he sticks it to the judges. Jordy just got an 8.6 for a smaller wave and the Occ let fly!

.

bede just got a bigger, better, longer wave.....blew it up...got a tube ( which jordy didn't) 7.43

the whole things a joke

profesional surfing pleaseeee

who are the faceless judges

Don't knock the industry Fong!!!! It has given Occy a job.. God knows he wouldnt get one anywhere else!

Maybe at Kmart but even that would be a bit challenging for him...

Post by **steve shearer** » Sun Jul 18, 2010 10:44 am

We already tagged Sean (aka John) Holmes as first day man of the match.

His influence on this event cannot be over stated.

His opening rock star gambit shaded GT and bought about an amazing return to flamboyancy from that oft maligned but harmless animal.

I asked yesterday for more flamboyancy from GT, I swear we must have some kind of psychic connect going because his apparel on Day 3 pushed the flamboyancy lever to 11, into dangerous territory. Early 80's LA hair metal is about as far as a sane individual can push it....the next limb to go out on involves transgenderism : if today GT rocks up as a fa'afafine or benchong I will be the first to take my hat off and salute him. He will have taken variety of repertoire to dizzying new heights.

Slater looked tinny and hesitant against Holmes. He thought he could out surf him on the smaller waves, much as he has relentlessly done to the rest of the 44 on numerous ocassions. Holmes just caught the best waves and displayed smooth pointbreak surfing, based around a big carving top turn that matched the waves down the line speed and positioned him for the next section.
He did the same against AI. Two world champ scalps in one day....for a bloke who looked like he's just come out of an audition for a Spandau Ballet tribute band. That is a great day for Pro Surfing and proves what many people have suspected for along time. To wit:
On any given day the best surfers at your local break are not only matching but exceeding the performance level of the best of the 44.

Dane was patchy in his heats. I've come to realise that every one who has guzzled on the Reynolds Kool-Aid ( which is myself, every surf journo under 50 and the entire judging panel) sees not the man and the reality of his performances but a kind of psychological montage ( an interior movie if you like) of his best performances. Their (my) minds are so saturated with these images of a new surfing perfection and the desire to witness more of it they will overlook many mistakes to achieve that goal.
This is wholly understandable.

Jordy continues. Taj continues. They look the goods.

In the box Louie has taken a turn for the worse. I suspect foul play. Professional sabotage. The obvious culprit is Snips. It would be too easy for Snips to lace his biltong with some animal tranquilizer to make his chief rival look bad.
We will watch and prepare for the authorities to get involved.

Post by **lessormore** » Sun Jul 18, 2010 10:51 am

Have Andy and the camera-man kissed and made up yet?

Post by **mustkillmulloway** » Sun Jul 18, 2010 3:47 pm

http://www.aspworldtour.com/2010/

no where, any where

does it tell me who the judges are :?

(does it

...i wont go into a full blown rant in case it's right in front me

)

i mean you would kinda expect and want a name and short bio on each judge

is that asking too much

from the amatuer surfing pouters world tour

p.s i am enjoying gt.....go the leoperd skin gt....do it for me

Post by **mustkillmulloway** » Sun Jul 18, 2010 4:19 pm

when his not on tour ...gt donates his time too helping orphans in worn torn iraq and afgan

it's also a little known fact gt designed and built the well cap that stop the oil diaster in the gulf mexico

dino, he leads a full life...i'm sure

Post by **mustkillmulloway** » Sun Jul 18, 2010 6:04 pm

sean doherty wrote:Okay gents, time for Banjo Paterson to emerge from ya wallets, squinting into the daylight.

Which of these squibs is gonna win this thing?

I'm rolling with Jordy, shot-shot proper like.

Ahhh... the horror of GT's Kurtz/Galliano headband.

jordy...didn't u read the script

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