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Drailed wrote: ↑

Mon Sep 10, 2018 6:21 am

Canning the Tassie move Brian?

Just on hold. the daughter got accepted into the track & field sports excellence program here for high school. so that's a six year commitment

Well done little Miss Crabmeat.

yeah, she's pretty stoked. she's worked hard but ... lost count of the amount of times she's thrown up after training bcos she pushes herself that hard.

6 years commitment hey Braithy, apart from surfing would that be the longest you have committed to anything?? (apart from breathing, eating etc)

Drailed wrote: ↑

Mon Sep 10, 2018 9:05 am

6 years commitment hey Braithy, apart from surfing would that be the longest you have committed to anything?? (apart from breathing, eating etc)

i'm not sure mate ... have you been on here for 6 years yet? I've committed to owning your pasty arse on these forums.

crabmeat thompson wrote: ↑

Mon Sep 10, 2018 9:30 am

Drailed wrote: ↑

Mon Sep 10, 2018 9:05 am

6 years commitment hey Braithy, apart from surfing would that be the longest you have committed to anything?? (apart from breathing, eating etc)

i'm not sure mate ... have you been on here for 6 years yet? I've committed to owning your pasty arse on these forums.

nearly ten years brother and let's be honest, that time you lost it over praying about the bushfire negates any perceived victory you have over me.

Drailed wrote: ↑

Mon Sep 10, 2018 9:32 am

crabmeat thompson wrote: ↑

Mon Sep 10, 2018 9:30 am

Drailed wrote: ↑

Mon Sep 10, 2018 9:05 am

6 years commitment hey Braithy, apart from surfing would that be the longest you have committed to anything?? (apart from breathing, eating etc)

i'm not sure mate ... have you been on here for 6 years yet? I've committed to owning your pasty arse on these forums.

nearly ten years brother and let's be honest, that time you lost it over praying about the bushfire negates any perceived victory you have over me.

i never prayed, i didn't need to. there were others in the street who were but. devout and outspoken atheists pissing and shitting themselves while praying to god as the fire roared down the mountain.


i found the whole experience exhilarating and would do it again in a heartbeat. better rush than big waves, tbf

Did people literally soil themselves in fear?

Realsurf is like a human hurricane.

yeah one older woman properly pissed herself. she was howling like a banshee and losing it.

You xxxnts give me comfort in my hour of need.

It's better then big wave surfing apparently Offy, enjoy the ride.

exactly. my advice is to go climb a flagpole and yell at God if that's the best the weak bastard can do.

a real luitenant Dan (from forrest gump) moment awaits you, son.

It's advice like that that puts everything in perspective.

offshore1 wrote: ↑

Mon Sep 10, 2018 9:44 am

You xxxnts give me comfort in my hour of need.

You cnuts give me digital herpes in my hour of need.

Offy I recommend you crank up the skynyrd and start drinking heavily

ajohnsen wrote: ↑

Mon Sep 10, 2018 10:24 am

offshore1 wrote: ↑

Mon Sep 10, 2018 9:44 am

You xxxnts give me comfort in my hour of need.

You cnuts give me digital herpes in my hour of need.

Your missus would have a plethora of botanical remedies on hand. Surely.

The Mighty Sunbird wrote: ↑

Mon Sep 10, 2018 10:29 am

Offy I recommend you crank up the skynyrd and start drinking heavily

Done and done.
And Florrie isn't due till Thursday.