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Re: that wetsuit discussion...

Post by godsavetheking » Tue Apr 09, 2019 10:39 pm

Slightly before my time I think. They do put them on kids' suits still, which is an absolute fucken godsend when you've got three of them to wrangle
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Re: that wetsuit discussion...

Post by black duck » Tue Apr 09, 2019 10:50 pm

godsavethequeen wrote:
Tue Apr 09, 2019 10:39 pm
Slightly before my time I think. They do put them on kids' suits still, which is an absolute fuschia godsend when you've got three of them to wrangle
Do all your offspring surf GStQ?
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Post by godsavetheking » Tue Apr 09, 2019 10:53 pm

Not really. The little ones have got boogie boards and the oldest one has had a few goes standing in the whitewater on my tuflite zap. I'm an incredibly selfish person so would really prefer it if they decided that not to encroach on my surf time but we'll see what happens when they get a bit older
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To tell the truth eggs are one thing I avoid buying when I’m grocery shopping. So you may say I’m an intermittent egg buyer who usually lets someone else buy them.

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Re: that wetsuit discussion...

Post by black duck » Tue Apr 09, 2019 11:18 pm

When mrs duck wanted me to teach the ducklings to surf I was diligent about it for a while and they feined interest in it for a bit. It usually led to me jumping on a coolite or longboard after their feined interest and surfing while they played in the shorey.

On another note, shrug just left the bathroom after a shower with the towel loosely draped on her torso. It sort of fell away while she was closing the door and I happened to look up at just as it was unfolding. She was unaware of the event, I think. I love an accidental moment.
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Post by offshore1 » Tue Apr 09, 2019 11:29 pm

My wife would have no illusions whatsoever regarding my level of attraction to a house guest like shrug. I would pay dearly for my keen interest in shrug's towel coverage, but no cost would be too great. There are some things money can't buy.
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Post by Trev » Wed Apr 10, 2019 5:23 am

godsavethequeen wrote:
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Using plastic bags for the legs is big in the adult learner community, I hear. Perhaps give that a try duck? Although on thinking about it, that's probably more of an 'on' thing than and 'off' thing. Maybe instead you could pop into Uniqlo with jimmy next time he's getting the waistband on his trousers let out and ask them to put in some little zips
I think duck was complaining about getting out of the wetsuit. Plastic bag no help there.
And I find wetties are so flexible these days I have no problem getting them on or off. The half dozen or so times a year I wear one. :-o
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Post by steve shearer » Wed Apr 10, 2019 5:59 am

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, it’s the legs that generate the problem, not the zip.
Wrong.

Probably OK for you city dough boys who paddle a Kay a session at a beach break, if you are lucky.

Throw in a winter session where you are paddling miles against wind and current day after day . Different story.

Also, for any Mong with a mildly scientific mind, conduct a little experiment where you lie flat and then arch your back, like you would when paddling on a surfboard.
Now, imagine being enclosed in a material. Where is the extra tension from being in that hyper-extended position?

Correct. It is on the front of the torso. The chest and shoulders.

Right where all the seams and zips on a chest zip are.

Exactly where you want increased freedom of movement they have restricted freedom of movement, with seams and zips.

Dumb design.

Getting out of a back zip after a long intense session where your shoulders are screaming for mercy is so elegant, so sensual, so right. It's like eating a mango in summer.
Wetsuits are an abomination, cold water is just wrong. If God had meant us to surf in cold water he would have given us all an inch of blubber. But adding the insult to injury of a defective design which you pay a premium for just elevates the situation from the absurd to the insane.

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Re: that wetsuit discussion...

Post by crabmeat thompson » Wed Apr 10, 2019 6:12 am

steve shearer wrote:
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Jordy Smith is rocking the back zip.
they are coming back around Godsave.


as more and more people wake up to the hoax that has been perpetuated on them.

This will be bigger than thalidomide babies, bigger than smoking.
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Re: that wetsuit discussion...

Post by channels » Wed Apr 10, 2019 7:06 am

black duck wrote:
Tue Apr 09, 2019 11:18 pm
When mrs duck wanted me to teach the ducklings to surf I was diligent about it for a while and they feined interest in it for a bit. It usually led to me jumping on a coolite or longboard after their feined interest and surfing while they played in the shorey.

On another note, shrug just left the bathroom after a shower with the towel loosely draped on her torso. It sort of fell away while she was closing the door and I happened to look up at just as it was unfolding. She was unaware of the event, I think. I love an accidental moment.
Shrug was aware, well aware. The seduction has begun Duck.

I would suggest putting all your assets in a trust or company now to put them out of reach.

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Post by BA » Wed Apr 10, 2019 7:36 am

Sometimes I wonder if RS is just one big audition for a new series of Gilmore Girls.

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Post by channels » Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:03 am

Do the Gilmore Girls make false accusations of chest zip wetties?

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Re: that wetsuit discussion...

Post by steve shearer » Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:10 am

Whats the Gilmore Girls?
I want Nightclub Dwight dead in his grave I want the nice-nice up in blazes

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Post by Wyre » Wed Apr 10, 2019 3:40 pm

Where my Medium Short crew at? Bo!

There must be quite the contingent of my stumpy legged bretheren out there, Need are always out of my size .
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Re: that wetsuit discussion...

Post by petulance » Thu Apr 11, 2019 8:58 am

steve shearer wrote:
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Whats the Gilmore Girls?
Not Derry Girls.
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Re: that wetsuit discussion...

Post by Beanpole » Thu Apr 11, 2019 9:51 pm

Jersey Boys?
Put your big boy pants on
I mean, tastebuds? WGAF?

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