This is Who I really am

[steve shearer]

Funny but ultimately unsatisfying.

Always taking aim at the little guy.
The everyman; the purple bearded bogan.
Was the beard really purple?
That is good rook.

Why not use your talents for good ? Instead of bad.

[dUg]

Lucky I am such a minor character I continue to fly under the radar.

[daryl]

they all got the same beard, it's a put-on. Surely nope

[lessormore]

Yep- time to come clean- the man behind the mask!

[Kunji]

Hey guys.... I am a robot !

[turtle]

i feel better now........ kinda cathartic

[Nick Carroll]

Ok so enough of the masquerade time to come clean. Im sick of all the internet tough guys and bullies on here. Im sick of the secrets and lies the double life if you will. I want to be free. I WANT TO BE ME.

feel a bit lame ragging the guy on a internet forum

Yeah dino, imagine pretending to be someone else on the Internet. You're a 24 carat cnut.

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here's a pic of the Newport Plus a grade team from 1985, you can pick me out if you like. This was before the surgery of course.

[Skipper]

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Wow, I don't believe it Dino, I am too in this shot! That's me snorkelling out off Ben Buckler!

[Skipper]

You'll have to order for me, they don't take to my peculiar tastes.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTU_MR00s2k

[Grooter]

One from the Hatchman vault

[Skipper]

You drink greek coffee???
Fuck I might be a purple bearded overweight christian bogan pitied by a north coast organinc literary post traumatic suffering chicken farming bus driver.
But Jesus holy double fisting rim job christ, I would never drink that shit.

Well, I'll order you a bonox instead, and put some clothes on, this is a family establishment.

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[Skipper]

Fuck I might be a purple bearded overweight christian bogan pitied by a north coast organinc literary post traumatic suffering chicken farming bus driver.

You jest cairn't help yerself, 'Jesse'!
Goddam jig is up, you been fcuken withallofus!

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[mustkillmulloway]

i was thinking starting another thread....but daz and jaz won't mind me hijacking here

( and in the spirit...i'm wally lewis )

SHOULD NICK NACK CARROLl BE EXPELED FROM THESE FORUMS

the guys a clubbie ...ffs...i feel so dirty i pm him

like we can tolerate the low of the low in dog hater matt

but bloody clubbies invading realsurf and talking up there efforts in the nationals masters

we just gotta draw a line in sand...plant a flag....and nick won't be able walk past it without sprinting down the beach and head planting next it

nick...u got your own website over asl ( australian surf lifesaving )

just pick up ya rescue board...stupid striped hat...mega phone ... .EGO..flags.....wannabe police badge...row boat..fund raising bucket =beer fridge money.....reel and life vest

and leave quietly

[marcus]

http://www.trololololololololololo.com/

[Buff_Brad]

http://www.trololololololololololo.com/

That's exactly how I imagine Ric_Vidal looks.

[Nick Carroll]

i was thinking starting another thread....but daz and jaz won't mind me hijacking here

( and in the spirit...i'm wally lewis )

SHOULD NICK NACK CARROLl BE EXPELED FROM THESE FORUMS

the guys a clubbie ...ffs...i feel so dirty i pm him

like we can tolerate the low of the low in dog hater matt

but bloody clubbies invading realsurf and talking up there efforts in the nationals masters

we just gotta draw a line in sand...plant a flag....and nick won't be able walk past it without sprinting down the beach and head planting next it

nick...u got your own website over asl ( australian surf lifesaving )

just pick up ya rescue board...stupid striped hat...mega phone ... .EGO..flags.....wannabe police badge...row boat..fund raising bucket =beer fridge money.....reel and life vest

and leave quietly

(sob) you don't REALLY mean that do you ....

(gathers up shreds of dignity) fine. I'll be off then.

[marcus]

asl, Australian surf lifesaving.
sorry nick but its bloody funny

[otway1949]

http://www.trololololololololololo.com/

Doesn't this guy read the News on one of the channels