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Post by el rancho » Thu Feb 25, 2010 3:29 pm

they should hire this prawn to soften it's wild heart

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Post by Little D » Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:33 pm

Just wait for the activists to come out with their "Free the whales" opinions...
I don't mind that these big fish are kept in the tank - they seem to be on a pretty good wicket if you ask me - eat like a king and all you have to do is a few stupid tricks.

Need to see footage of the attack...anyone?

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Post by mustkillmulloway » Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:49 pm

sharks....killer whales.......IT'S NOT SAFE GO IN THE WATER :!:

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Post by Deesee » Thu Feb 25, 2010 9:15 pm

He is so my favourite serial killer right now.

I'm currently having a whale of a time....
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Post by mustkillmulloway » Thu Feb 25, 2010 9:28 pm

Deesee wrote:He is so my favourite serial killer right now.

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it's so stupid/greedy....it's kill b4...but hey...we have some money invested in this....trainers are a dime a dozen :roll:

p.s just got bit by a flounder :shock: ....and the suckers have some serious teeth :(

too protect the public...i killed it and having it for tea 8)

p.p.s cull, cull, cull, cull, cull, cull, cull ,cull- time fight back :idea:
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Post by offshore1 » Fri Feb 26, 2010 6:54 am

hmmmm, maybe there's a reason they're called, "KILLER WHALES"!!

Japs'd know how to manage this unfortunate incident ... it involves a few gallons of soy sauce and a barrel of hot green mustard .
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Post by Grooter » Fri Feb 26, 2010 7:52 am

The least thing the stupid bitch could've done is take her wetsuit off before being nibbled on, the poor whale, it must have felt like chewing on a piece of blu-tac!
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Post by kreepykrawly » Fri Feb 26, 2010 9:23 am

If I was Kelly I would just get in the pool and do a massive slash across the whales head and just go mental till the whale just goes “Whoaaaa…….”
Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly.
I would have BBC film it in 3D and stick it on IMAX and call it KELLY GOES THE WHALE. (enter urgent heavy breathing here)
Movie would be sponsored by one of Germanys or Swedens premium surfing clubs and it all up it vood be a rip roaring affair
KELLY KELLY KELLY.

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Post by Squidlips » Fri Feb 26, 2010 1:18 pm

Wild killer whales are nasty b@stards.

Ive seen heaps opf doccos where they play football with seals just for cracks.

Then they killed another whale just to eat its tongue and lips !!

They remind me of some wild somali gansta's, but with white bits.

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Post by daryl » Fri Feb 26, 2010 4:39 pm

aren't they the crew that had a good hunting relationship with whalers in Vicco in the 1800's?

They'd round up the victims, sharks an stuff, the humans caught those and carved 'em up, throwing back the tidbit, whatever it was, tongue or liver, something, for the killer whales.

Finally they stopped even giving back the tidibit, the last local symbiotic killer whale came down with jaw cancer, prime example of what happens if you don't clean your teeth or go to the dentist, and it was all over, everyone's a loser :? bitchin' bummer story of karma greed catching up.

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Post by otway1949 » Fri Feb 26, 2010 5:23 pm

daryl wrote:aren't they the crew that had a good hunting relationship with whalers in Vicco in the 1800's?

They'd round up the victims, sharks an stuff, the humans caught those and carved 'em up, throwing back the tidbit, whatever it was, tongue or liver, something, for the killer whales.

Finally they stopped even giving back the tidibit, the last local symbiotic killer whale came down with jaw cancer, prime example of what happens if you don't clean your teeth or go to the dentist, and it was all over, everyone's a loser :? bitchin' bummer story of karma greed catching up.
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They have a museum with Old Tom the leader of the pack has an indentation in his jaw from where he held the rope and towed the boats out to the whales.
Yep to Orcas being part of the crew and they were aiding the local Aboriginal Thawa people before white fellas came
The Orcas were rewarded with the other whales tongues.
Video on it called the "Killers of Eden".
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Post by otway1949 » Sat Feb 27, 2010 1:10 pm

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Here is a tooth of a shark that eats killer whales! They may still exist :shock:
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Post by Buff_Brad » Sat Feb 27, 2010 6:32 pm

kreepykrawly wrote:If I was Kelly I would just get in the pool and do a massive slash across the whales head and just go mental till the whale just goes “Whoaaaa…….”
Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly.
I would have BBC film it in 3D and stick it on IMAX and call it KELLY GOES THE WHALE. (enter urgent heavy breathing here)
Movie would be sponsored by one of Germanys or Swedens premium surfing clubs and it all up it vood be a rip roaring affair
KELLY KELLY KELLY.
Back to re-hab pal....back to re-hab.

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Post by matt... » Sat Feb 27, 2010 11:24 pm

offshore1 wrote:hmmmm, maybe there's a reason they're called, "KILLER WHALES"!!
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there's a hidden message in there somewhere...
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Post by kreepykrawly » Sun Feb 28, 2010 11:12 am

Buff_Brad wrote:
kreepykrawly wrote:If I was Kelly I would just get in the pool and do a massive slash across the whales head and just go mental till the whale just goes “Whoaaaa…….”
Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly.
I would have BBC film it in 3D and stick it on IMAX and call it KELLY GOES THE WHALE. (enter urgent heavy breathing here)
Movie would be sponsored by one of Germanys or Swedens premium surfing clubs and it all up it vood be a rip roaring affair
KELLY KELLY KELLY.
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Post by Royboys » Sun Feb 28, 2010 2:40 pm

No worriez pal yuz billden me pool ... iz lotz ofz hairz wif heels n' extenons :?

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