obviously they thought that the trade off was worth while, between a short lived but 'oh so thrilling' 
20 metre boogey ride and completely f’cking up the lagoon by illegally opening it to the ocean … 
as I was walking towards the 12 – 15 girly, wanker, f’ckwit little boogey riding turds I saw a number of other passers by expressing their objections to what they were doing but the 12 – 15 girly, wanker, f’ckwit little boogey riding turds were using their numbers to intimidate these concerned local citizens and were screaming at them to f’ck off …
one concerned local citizen who looked like he was still in his PJ’s brought a camera and started to take a few pics of the 12 – 15 girly, wanker, f’ckwit little boogey riding turds while they were digging the channel , which I thought was perfectly acceptable based on that if the 12 – 15 girly, wanker, f’ckwit little boogey riding turds were going to f’ck up the lagoon, the beach and the surf water for at least a few days and not give a sh!t about their actions , that this guy was entitled to get some evidence …
however the 12 – 15 girly, wanker, f’ckwit little boogey riding turds thought otherwise and started towards him wielding their shovels and again screaming at the poor bloke to f’ck off …
I genuinely thought this guy was about to be belted with a shovel so diverted over towards them … they backed off when I went over , I assume because I was now a witness to what was happening so I called the guy who was being threatened over and said to be careful he doesn’t end up with a shovel in the head
… I recommended he take some pics and go call the police … he tells me he already had but they said there was nothing they could do and wouldn’t come … I told him to go call again and tell them that the 12 – 15 girly, wanker, f’ckwit little boogey riding turds tried to attack you with shovels … I then walked over and said to the guy who seemed to be the leading girly, wanker, f’ckwit little boogey riding turd, that I reckon they are f’cked now when the cops show up … he responded by saying “f’ck off and go for your surf champ” …
to which I briefly thought about burying my fins into his head but quickly remembered that they are my last set of G4’s (and everyone knows how much I love my G4’s ) so I gave him a verbal onslaught explaining clearly what I thought of him, his pack of girly, wanker, f’ckwit little boogey riding turds and what they were doing … 
it was during that verbal onslaught that I developed the saying “girly, wanker, f’ckwit little boogey riding turds” … 
then for good measure I turned to another one of the girly, wanker, f’ckwit little boogey riding turds who was standing near me and I told him to go and f’ck off too … then I paddled out …while I was surfing I observed many passers by approach the 12 – 15 girly, wanker, f’ckwit little boogey riding turds who also had shovels waved at them and sand thrown at them …
about 30 minutes passed then two rangers arrived but as they walked down the track the 12 – 15 girly, wanker, f’ckwit little boogey riding turds showed what a bunch of little girly, gehybo, p!ssant weazles they really were and they grabbed their boogey boards and scampered off down the beach back to DY … running like a bunch of little girls running away from a rotten banana skin … at first I thought they were heading into the surf to escape the rangers which excited me greatly as I mentally prepared myself to line these pr!cks up and start running them over
… but I assume that after their plan to wreck the local environment was thwarted that their next move was to run up into the sand dunes to fiddle with each others privates parts and play bum games …the rangers then spent a few minutes doing a pathetic token job of pushing a little bit of sand into the channel dug by the 12 – 15 girly, wanker, f’ckwit little boogey riding turds … so when I got out of the surf I spent a good five minutes collapsing the sides where I could … a few other people joined in however they where old, weak and clumsy, but had good hearts …
clearly like many others who were at Longy this morning , I took offence to this mindless, thoughtless action by the 12 – 15 girly, wanker, f’ckwit little boogey riding turds for a number of reasons …
1.it is f’cking illegal to open a lagoon to the ocean without permission … I’m not allowed to steal stuff or drive my car at 150km/h and so I don’t see why these 12 – 15 girly, wanker, f’ckwit little boogey riding turds get to break the law and have the right to tell innocent passers by to f’ck off and threaten them with shovels …
2.both the surf water and the lagoon water are looking good and the fauna and flora in and around the lagoon seem to be going well … draining the lagoon and then having it un balanced by sea water would clearly screw things up and would also make a mess of the surf water …
3.I don’t like being called champ and being told to f’ck off by girly, wanker, f’ckwit little boogey riding turds when I know I am right … however I really did enjoy ‘Mount St Helensing’ on that pack of wankers …
Despite that the police don’t seem to care less about anything that doesn’t raise revenue I have written a statement and emailed to the police outlining what I saw this morning making particular note of how the pack threatened people with shovels so I really hope these 12 – 15 girly, wanker, f’ckwit little boogey riding turds show up again soon because it’s now not just a matter of environmental vandalism, it’s intention to cause bodily harm with a weapon as well …
Just thought I’d share my little story from this morning … life is never dull on the northern beaches thanks to the proportion of knob heads …
