Disturbing circumcisions in South Africa
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Disturbing circumcisions in South Africa
I’ve just come back from surfing in Cape Town, South Africa and I was surprised to find that one of me old mates had his willy circumcised at the age of 30 because his was paranoid that women would think he had a cheese dick.
Most South Africans get the chop while most Aussies now go the 'blood worm' and leave their knobs alone.
What are your thoughts on this?
P.S I’m aware that prostitutes are $5 for the day (and some have AIDS) and its safer to have sex if you have had the snip but it’s the ‘cheese’ issue that gets them.
Most South Africans get the chop while most Aussies now go the 'blood worm' and leave their knobs alone.
What are your thoughts on this?
P.S I’m aware that prostitutes are $5 for the day (and some have AIDS) and its safer to have sex if you have had the snip but it’s the ‘cheese’ issue that gets them.
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i did that at the age of 26 or 27 and now my dick is all the handsomer for it, although at the time and for a few months after i quite missed having a foreskin. plus, the nurse didn't stick the thingamajig needle in right so i felt it when they started to snip and let out a yelp - then she stuck it in again and got it right. let me explain, i was with a crazy bitch who goaded me into it and i just thought hmmm sounds interesting because i was smoking hash and taking ecstasy every day and i've always been a bit of a fool. now i'm wiser - yeah, right! that girl - she was so nice, and so focused! - she sucked my dick a lot both before and after and said 'after' was much nicer, but i didn't believe it.
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Well fuck me... when's your mate going to get his period?
Are you sure he's not a bitch?
Next thing you know he'll be out getting lyposuction on his fat arse, then getting a face lift... Hey while he's there he may aswell see if they have some fake tits on special...
This kinda shit is why the government spends so much on research towards eating disorders and the like. People are just too fucking soft these days and just need to be happy with what they have...
I mean have a go at Iggy, you don't see him getting an arm reduction do you? His lankiness has been a bit of a talking point lately
The only people that should be allowed to have plastic/cosmetic surgery are breast cancer victims and kids like Sofie Delizio (burns victim). People like that have a genuine need.
And as for cheesedick... have a shower ya grub...
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Are you sure he's not a bitch?
Next thing you know he'll be out getting lyposuction on his fat arse, then getting a face lift... Hey while he's there he may aswell see if they have some fake tits on special...
This kinda shit is why the government spends so much on research towards eating disorders and the like. People are just too fucking soft these days and just need to be happy with what they have...
I mean have a go at Iggy, you don't see him getting an arm reduction do you? His lankiness has been a bit of a talking point lately
The only people that should be allowed to have plastic/cosmetic surgery are breast cancer victims and kids like Sofie Delizio (burns victim). People like that have a genuine need.
And as for cheesedick... have a shower ya grub...
Yours in good fun,
Jet01
President
Pro-Fozza Party of 2009
PH: 1800 FORE SKIN
FAX: 1800 NO FAKE TITS
email: [email protected]
web: www.dontchopitoff.gov.au
Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air.
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Fcuk that, my love truncheon needs a scabbard - stick with the skin I say
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Re: Disturbing circumcisions in South Africa
So hows the poll going?
Beach Worms: 2
Bell Ends: 3
Beach Worms: 2
Bell Ends: 3
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Bit of a long read but worth it.
Two opposing opinions.
Yeah Yeah! I know. One from Queensland and one from Tasmania (go for it guys).
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/st ... 89,00.html
I was surprised to find that most State Governments have outlawed it as electiver surgery at birth.
You still have the choice in Canada.
And I'm in favour of circumcision.
Two opposing opinions.
Yeah Yeah! I know. One from Queensland and one from Tasmania (go for it guys).
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/st ... 89,00.html
I was surprised to find that most State Governments have outlawed it as electiver surgery at birth.
You still have the choice in Canada.
And I'm in favour of circumcision.
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You aren’t the room Yuke You are just a wonky cafe table with a missing rubber pad on the end of one leg.
Skipper
I still don't buy the "official" narrative about 9/11. Oh sure, it happened, fcuk yeah. But who and why and how I'm, not convinced it was what we've been told.
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Puuri give these guys a fright, if it's not secret mens business explain Whistle dicking the wherefores and the whys. If it was a tool ( pardon pun) of our current justice system would it stop rape etc? IMO yes!puurri wrote:So hows the poll going?
Beach Worms: 2
Bell Ends: 3
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Why is it that the elder statesmen on here aren't saying whether they've had it done or not?
Maybe their porridge guns are so wrinkled and fleshy now that not even their mama's could tell if the procedure failed and the skin grew back
Maybe their porridge guns are so wrinkled and fleshy now that not even their mama's could tell if the procedure failed and the skin grew back
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Tell me about it.TrevG wrote:I was surprised to find that most State Governments have outlawed it as electiver surgery at birth.
I've got a baby on the way, and if it's a boy I wanted to get him 'tidied up' just like his dad.
The missus tells me we can't do that nowadays.
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Jesus Christ Al, you must've been doing a lot of hash & e's to allow someone to go at your wang with a scalpel at that age. Sh*t, the whole benefit of getting it done at birth is the fact you don't know what's going on anyway, & you're hardly going to remember the trauma of it later on. I reckon it becomes a no-go zone for sharp instruments after the age of what, a week?
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I've had it done. Pretty well anyone born up to the 70's would have been snipped.Hatchman wrote:Why is it that the elder statesmen on here aren't saying whether they've had it done or not?
Maybe their porridge guns are so wrinkled and fleshy now that not even their mama's could tell if the procedure failed and the skin grew back
All our sons have been snipped, although they came along just as the tide was turning so the odd heated discussion was had.
My grandson was born one year ago tomorrow week, in Toronto and he was done, no problem. (That's Canada, not Newcastle. ).
I believe you can have it done privately. Or you could move to Qld for the birth.mical wrote:Tell me about it.TrevG wrote:I was surprised to find that most State Governments have outlawed it as electiver surgery at birth.
I've got a baby on the way, and if it's a boy I wanted to get him 'tidied up' just like his dad.
The missus tells me we can't do that nowadays.
BTW. This is for oldman. I found this definition.
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You aren’t the room Yuke You are just a wonky cafe table with a missing rubber pad on the end of one leg.
Skipper
I still don't buy the "official" narrative about 9/11. Oh sure, it happened, fcuk yeah. But who and why and how I'm, not convinced it was what we've been told.
You aren’t the room Yuke You are just a wonky cafe table with a missing rubber pad on the end of one leg.
Skipper
I still don't buy the "official" narrative about 9/11. Oh sure, it happened, fcuk yeah. But who and why and how I'm, not convinced it was what we've been told.
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Fantastic post Al.Lucky Al wrote:i did that at the age of 26 or 27 and now my dick is all the handsomer for it, although at the time and for a few months after i quite missed having a foreskin. plus, the nurse didn't stick the thingamajig needle in right so i felt it when they started to snip and let out a yelp - then she stuck it in again and got it right. let me explain, i was with a crazy bitch who goaded me into it and i just thought hmmm sounds interesting because i was smoking hash and taking ecstasy every day and i've always been a bit of a fool. now i'm wiser - yeah, right! that girl - she was so nice, and so focused! - she sucked my dick a lot both before and after and said 'after' was much nicer, but i didn't believe it.
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More interesting that YOU care Pseuds.puurri wrote:So hows the poll going?
Beach Worms: 2
Bell Ends: 3
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Good post Al and everyone has neglected the foremost question,and you are one person who can answer it.Buff_Brad wrote:Fantastic post Al.Lucky Al wrote:i did that at the age of 26 or 27 and now my dick is all the handsomer for it, although at the time and for a few months after i quite missed having a foreskin. plus, the nurse didn't stick the thingamajig needle in right so i felt it when they started to snip and let out a yelp - then she stuck it in again and got it right. let me explain, i was with a crazy bitch who goaded me into it and i just thought hmmm sounds interesting because i was smoking hash and taking ecstasy every day and i've always been a bit of a fool. now i'm wiser - yeah, right! that girl - she was so nice, and so focused! - she sucked my dick a lot both before and after and said 'after' was much nicer, but i didn't believe it.
For all the knobs that have had the chop from birth IYHO did it feel better for you with or without?
Jaffa, I'm opinionated, and I'm sometimes right. So?
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Re: Disturbing circumcisions in South Africa
Not sure about that TrevG, It's just not done as a matter of course as it was in days of yore.TrevG wrote:I was surprised to find that most State Governments have outlawed it as electiver surgery at birth.
Certainly if you find the right doctor I don't think there is any problem, but some doctors just won't do it, so you may have to shop around.
Don't you dare limit the myriad possibility of meanings held within Mr Green.TrevG wrote:BTW. This is for oldman. I found this definition.
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For what it's worth I've found ,after long and lengthy discussions that like a lot of things in this life the grass is always greener. The guys that have been "done" kinda regret it in general (unless orthodox Jewish - don't hang out with too many of them) with the odd exception like dickhead Trev and the guys that haven't think maybe it would be "cool" to have it done.
That's my 2 cents.
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In "times of old" it was probably a common practice; based in part on personal hygiene (availability of water) and the lesser statistical chance(s) of getting skin infections and cancer of the prepuce.
A side effect is minor desensitisation, thus an "ability" to last longer.
Anyway I had the item removed at an early age, no Freudian side effects yet.
A side effect is minor desensitisation, thus an "ability" to last longer.
Anyway I had the item removed at an early age, no Freudian side effects yet.
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puurri wrote:In "times of old" it was probably a common practice; based in part on personal hygiene (availability of water) and the lesser statistical chance(s) of getting skin infections and cancer of the prepuce.
A side effect is minor desensitisation, thus an "ability" to last longer.
Anyway I had the item removed at an early age, no Freudian side effects yet.
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