Flat Spell

[Kunji]

Every year Spring is flat on the east coast. Worst season.

[Trev]

Every year Spring is flat on the east coast. Worst season.

You should have posted a pic of a flat DY day with the title "East Coast Spring Flatness"
Would have been very "aaron like"

[SAsurfa]

I'm starting to get withdrawl symptons from SA, it never goes totally flat over there!

Where are these ECL's that are supposed to pop up in winter

Hasn't been one this year

Ah well off to the Ment's in a few weeks

[Squidlips]

A guy at work has just returned from Ments,

Its never been on my travelling wanna go's due to every man and his dogs been there. until I saw his pics this morning.

pics were INSANE

[Grooter]

We've had a poor season by our standards down here. I can't remember the last time that I surfed the Bass Strait beaches so much, neither can a lot of the other guys I talk to.

[turtle]

go fishing

[black duck]

Also an unfortunate time to get a new board as there is no surf to test it in , which happens to be exactly what I 've done. New board - No surf. No surf on the horizon either. Same as the surf always being crap just after you've seen a surf film. Spring time. Perfect conditions, No swell. Board just sitting unwaxed in the living room...

[oldman]

So it's your fault black duck.

I'd better not go and order a new board then, otherwise the flat spell would be around till xmas.

[black duck]

So it's your fault black duck.

I'd better not go and order a new board then, otherwise the flat spell would be around till xmas.

Guilty as charged Old's. Don't have another board to sacrifice to Huey as compensation either Used to love torching an old board on the cliffs when it was flat, probably get arrested for pollution crime and carbon credit abuse these days

[turtle]

So it's your fault black duck.

I'd better not go and order a new board then, otherwise the flat spell would be around till xmas.

Guilty as charged Old's. Don't have another board to sacrifice to Huey as compensation either Used to love torching an old board on the cliffs when it was flat, probably get arrested for pollution crime and carbon credit abuse these days

^^^^ ducky, ya better watch that spitting as well, when you talk. not your fault i know but spitting now a crime.
be careful black duck

[Trev]

So it's your fault black duck.

I'd better not go and order a new board then, otherwise the flat spell would be around till xmas.

Guilty as charged Old's. Don't have another board to sacrifice to Huey as compensation either Used to love torching an old board on the cliffs when it was flat, probably get arrested for pollution crime and carbon credit abuse these days

^^^^ ducky, ya better watch that spitting as well, when you talk. not your fault i know but spitting now a crime.
be careful black duck

^^^^

[black duck]

Thufferwing thuckertasshhh !!!, ith tho hard to thay that without thpitting. Who effer theard of a duck thaking advithe from a thurtle

[turtle]

^^ yes, who'd have thunk a duck would listen to a turtle.
crazy times

[puurri]

Jayzaas,
There were perfectly formed 1-2 footers at Bronte the last 2 days. Man up you mob and btw Eden is looking up.

[entropy]

flat spells - forgoton them already! it's pumping down here at the moment - flat spells are a required evil, because when they end the world is a million times better. They are completly retarded due to the fact that you end up injuring yourself doing some unfamiliar activity and miss the start of a good run of swell. One other point of note; after a proper, long, turgid flat spell, the surf is virtually unbearable for a few days due to the infestation of hundreds of rubber clad men seeking the same thing as you. Which is a sentance the surfing industry should somehow weave into its endless lexicon of drivel. It would help keep the crowds down.

[SAsurfa]

Jayzaas,
There were perfectly formed 1-2 footers at Bronte the last 2 days. Man up you mob and btw Eden is looking up.

It's supposed to be winter

I expect alot more than a few grovelly 1-2ft waves

[otway1949]

Jayzaas,
There were perfectly formed 1-2 footers at Bronte the last 2 days. Man up you mob and btw Eden is looking up.

What Aslings? NO secret there and usually no surf worth it IMO.
Don't drive the seven hours if there is swell you'll pass plenty of good spots worth pulling in at.
Save carbon, surf near or in Sydney

[Kunji]

Jayzaas,
There were perfectly formed 1-2 footers at Bronte the last 2 days. Man up you mob and btw Eden is looking up.

It's supposed to be winter

I expect alot more than a few grovelly 1-2ft waves

Winters over, my son. And it was a very average one. We had a couple of wobbly east swells, south south swells that had a hint of west in it and not much else. 2006 and 2007 were complete madness. Remember when we used to get solid long period SE swells? Shit would last a week.

Oh well, at least ill be able to go for the arvo soon (daylight savings) for a bodybash in blue bottle infested windswells. Yay!