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Spot a sucker a mile off!

Post by otway1949 » Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:49 am

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Get ya real expensive impressive toy for your beach babe , drive to the beach in your Porsche Cayenne, take out your designer beach towel and matching SUP or personal watercraft ( re topic the future) and kept your handbag girl happy with one of these a snap at $3900 at Westfield Boutique Bondi.
Hope the shaper is getting their fair share
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Re: Spot a sucker a mile off!

Post by Beanpole » Mon Jul 06, 2009 9:49 pm

I hope they come with Chanel wax.
Are they Chanel bottoms by any chance?
Put your big boy pants on
I mean, tastebuds? WGAF?
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Re: Spot a sucker a mile off!

Post by puurri » Mon Jul 06, 2009 9:58 pm

Beanpole wrote:I hope they come with Chanel wax.
Are they Chanel bottoms by any chance?
Don't tell Bruno or he'll be riding 'em in a flash.
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Re: Spot a sucker a mile off!

Post by dUg » Tue Jul 07, 2009 7:45 am

There are just so many things wrong with that I have absolutely no words...
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Re: Spot a sucker a mile off!

Post by 3 prong » Tue Jul 07, 2009 9:58 am

Hope they also design a line of wetsuits :D
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Re: Spot a sucker a mile off!

Post by daryl » Tue Jul 07, 2009 10:30 am

3 prong wrote:Hope they also design a line of wetsuits :D
just the wax :lol:

don't encourage the pricks :(
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Re: Spot a sucker a mile off!

Post by daryl » Tue Jul 07, 2009 11:21 am

^ a smooth wettie, worn inside out with baby oil inside? :?: :?: or something like that :?
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Re: Spot a sucker a mile off!

Post by 3 prong » Tue Jul 07, 2009 12:59 pm

What about board bags to match the handbags? :D
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Re: Spot a sucker a mile off!

Post by Squidlips » Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:39 pm

is the leash plug inserted in the anus?
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Re: Spot a sucker a mile off!

Post by bohdidontsurf » Tue Jul 07, 2009 7:06 pm

otway1949 wrote:
Chanel Boards.jpg
Get ya real expensive impressive toy for your beach babe , drive to the beach in your Porsche Cayenne, take out your designer beach towel and matching SUP or personal watercraft ( re topic the future) and kt your handbag girl happy with one of these a snap at $3900 at Westfield Boutique Bondi.
Hope the shaper is getting their fair share
Ringmaster would be all over one of those. Goes with his Channel earings and he can park it nicely in the garage of his $500K mansion (which he has nearly paid off) that is only one street back from the beach. He'll be super stoked.
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Re: Spot a sucker a mile off!

Post by sa grom » Tue Jul 07, 2009 11:23 pm

Beanpole wrote:
Are they Chanel bottoms by any chance?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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