RealSurf Winter BBQ - Sunday 12 July. Long Reef or Narra

[Revolution]

This is what happens when its decided to be held at 'the bra'...

[daryl]

Any obs to the 5th?

[puurri]

Any obs to the 5th?

orright now cut to pms for dtls and who.

[Spoon]

Any obs to the 5th?

Is that the 5th of July or August?

[drowningbitbybit]

orright now cut to pms for dtls and who.

PMs to who?!?

[ric_vidal]

I’m going to bring my didge to the BBQ and share with you something I’ve called ‘Reconciliation’(for my Koori friends) and when I’m finished playing it I’m going to hit BB (that little mincing pile of walking hemorrhoids) over the head with it and use him/it as a foot rest.

Careful big fella, Dino may want to buy that foot stool.

[ric_vidal]

I'm not into minimalism. And I reckon BB would have it in spades, especially in the genital area.

Can't you upholster? Nothing too big... say something out of A Clockwork Orange.

[Buff_Brad]

I’m going to bring my didge to the BBQ and share with you something I’ve called ‘Reconciliation’(for my Koori friends) and when I’m finished playing it I’m going to hit BB (that little mincing pile of walking hemorrhoids) over the head with it and use him/it as a foot rest.

Careful big fella, Dino may want to buy that foot stool.

I'm not into minimalism. And I reckon BB would have it in spades, especially in the genital area.

You weren't suggesting that when you were groaning heavily , sweating furiously in between biting down angrily on the soft fluffy pillows aye Dins.

Oh Ric , you love all this ..... it's tantilising isn't it!!!!

[ric_vidal]

Oh Ric , you love all this ..... it's tantilising isn't it!!!!

Get a grip, Buffet, it's mildly entertaining and beats cutting up surfboards only to find 'em damp on the inside... but then you'd relate to that.

Where's me UV source gone?

[Revolution]

This is what happens when its decided to be held at 'the bra'...

[ric_vidal]

Now thats an ornament buffles would definately covet

Get your embroidery needle out too, I envisage ANZ and Optimus Prime logos all over the fcuker.

Seriously though BB, how'd you go on that score or is it ongoing?

[Buff_Brad]

Oh Ric , you love all this ..... it's tantilising isn't it!!!!

Get a grip, Buffet, it's mildly entertaining and beats cutting up surfboards only to find 'em damp on the inside... but then you'd relate to that.

Where's me UV source gone?

Better to find them "damp" on the inside than "dry" Riccie but I'm guessing you're no Don Juan.

[Buff_Brad]

Now thats an ornament buffles would definately covet

Get your embroidery needle out too, I envisage ANZ and Optimus Prime logos all over the fcuker.

Seriously though BB, how'd you go on that score or is it ongoing?

In all seriousness I have had to put it to one side........although because Herb Elliot lost over $40 million and the way the cnuting banks have behaved lately (ie the CBA raising rates) the Government is now getting involved apparently. It will be interesting.

Fcuk I hate the ANZ........I will reveal on here, once it's all over , something that Mike Smith (the CEO) did that was downright despicable. But not now.

[Buff_Brad]

DO YOU WANT ME TO DJ AT THIS GIG OR NOT?

[Deesee]

Cum in your mouth? On your back? In your eye? Blew and was out the door while his load was still dripping on your balls?

Buff, please don't admit this is another thing you have in common with Dino - there's been too much of that talk lately.

[Buff_Brad]

Actually not at all..... I hate Wham.

If it's any help Buffles, someone told me once that diversification was a sound investment strategy.


...just doing my bit for my fellow realsurfers.

Fortunately I was diversified Cockin Ron........or someone maybe dead by now.

And God Dins , you get so angry don't ya fella? Thought you'd want to see me hit the decks (yeah KK waiting for your lame play on that) ...... so you could criticise I wasn't playing the really kweel ol' 70's and 80's (mainly fcuking shit) that you collect. What a fcuking joke? Got any Creedence Clearwater Revival??? ha ha ha ha. Fcuk me you are ghey!!!

[Buff_Brad]

*** in your mouth? On your back? In your eye? Blew and was out the door while his load was still dripping on your balls?

Buff, please don't admit this is another thing you have in common with Dino - there's been too much of that talk lately.

Deesee , Dino has had a secret relationship with a smooth shaven Asian twink that he spoons regularly after their sordid sweaty fcuk boy sessions.

[steve shearer]

you mother hubbards got a date yet?
I'm coming to Steak next week and would love to see what a 46yr old Bondi widgie comes up with on the wheels of steel.