Who free-balls under their wetty?

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To free-ball or not to free-ball

Free and easy baby
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My balls need a house
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I'm a chick, I like to stay naked
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Who free-balls under their wetty?

Post by Grooter » Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:04 pm

Well I for one don't.

I like wearing boxers as it prevents the chaffing of my balls and inner thighs.
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Re: Who free-balls under their wetty?

Post by Trev » Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:08 pm

budgie smugglers
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Re: Who free-balls under their wetty?

Post by marcus_h » Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:13 pm

Free as a bird under there :D

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Re: Who free-balls under their wetty?

Post by Haz » Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:26 pm

Club Commando for life!!

Great fun taking your wetty off in a crowded carpark...

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Re: Who free-balls under their wetty?

Post by puurri » Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:38 pm

beachbanga wrote:Club Commando for life!!

Great fun taking your wetty off in a crowded carpark...
don't tell buffles eh.

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Re: Who free-balls under their wetty?

Post by daryl » Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:42 pm

No, because I hang two keys at the back of some smugglers. One is a nonelectronic, the other is to a safe where I keep the ignition key. The safe key is uncomfortably long and dangerous to have hanging down the front.

Still end up doing a strip cos of not being able to get the door key in while standing arse backwards.

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Re: Who free-balls under their wetty?

Post by diggerdickson » Thu Apr 30, 2009 7:04 pm

no rash on my sack thankyou, Im happy to freeball under boardies but never in a wetsuit
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Re: Who free-balls under their wetty?

Post by SAsurfa » Thu Apr 30, 2009 7:09 pm

Good topic Hatchman :wink: :P

I don't wear anything under my wetty and I never get ball rash or any other problems. Feel free as a dog and wearing jocks or boardies or bathers is like wearing a nappy or something :shock:

Sometimes put on a rashy now to stop under arm rash from too much paddling but thats not what this topic is about.

Free is the way to go and anyone who wears anyhting must be scared of all that rubber touching their private bits :P

Oh and those who wear stuff under their wetty and then piss. Don't you end up with piss soaked jocks or bathers once you get out of your wetty?? And i'm sure as hell that you wash and dry those down :mrgreen: Aint no wax smell over powering that :lol:
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Re: Who free-balls under their wetty?

Post by Chong » Thu Apr 30, 2009 7:27 pm

No - smugglers for me

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Re: Who free-balls under their wetty?

Post by Felix » Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:18 pm

Never owned a pair of budgie smugglers and have always freeballed in wettie and out of wettie ... until that colonoscopy ... still OK in the wettie but can't wear the beige trousers any more.

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Re: Who free-balls under their wetty?

Post by oldman » Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:26 pm

Speedos,

It's not the rash so much as restricting their movement, which is sort of funny as you would think the cold water holds them in tight enough.

I've just found them a bit sore after a free-ball surf. All that jumping to your feet can cause an unfortunate squeezing I have found.

Also makes it easier to get changed out of. It's hard enough getting out of a steamer without having to worry about where you are pointing your naked butt.
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Re: Who free-balls under their wetty?

Post by The Family Guy » Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:27 pm

It concerns me that you want to know.

I'm more than happy being blissfully unaware what my fellow surfers are wearing under their wetties.

Unless they're really cute. :wink:

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Re: Who free-balls under their wetty?

Post by Deesee » Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:31 pm

I'm a habitual free baller - the twins need their space.

I used to free ball to work (the wife hated it), until a young work experience chick asked if i was one free balling one day (i didn't think suit pants would give it away). Undies to work from now on.

One of my mates is always sharting (doing the gardens, nights out, surfing, working - you name it, he's sharted doing it), and is too scared to free ball.
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Re: Who free-balls under their wetty?

Post by Revolution » Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:33 pm

Always free and easy. Always nice to come back to the car and have a fresh clean pair of comfy undies waiting for you.

It seems when ever i go for wearing something under i wear a pair of skinny jeans (no to skinny for all the fashion police) and i manage to flash someone.

Also im a chronic free baller out of the water in summer but once the cold snap comes in i want to wrap up my goods as snug as possible.
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Re: Who free-balls under their wetty?

Post by PeepeelaPew » Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:42 pm

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Re: Who free-balls under their wetty?

Post by Scroty » Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:10 pm

Always free. If you need a wetty, the sack won't be hanging too low anyway, so not much chance of rash.

The shaft is tucked down the leg of course.

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Re: Who free-balls under their wetty?

Post by Revolution » Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:31 pm

Scroty wrote:Always free. If you need a wetty, the sack won't be hanging too low anyway, so not much chance of rash.

The shaft is tucked down the leg of course.
Once the water is cold enough to warrant a wetty my cock is well and truly inside my body :shock:
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Re: Who free-balls under their wetty?

Post by Animal_Chin » Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:40 pm

Revolution wrote:
Scroty wrote:Always free. If you need a wetty, the sack won't be hanging too low anyway, so not much chance of rash.

The shaft is tucked down the leg of course.
Once the water is cold enough to warrant a wetty my cock is well and truly inside my body :shock:
beat me by one post....

I let 'em hang loose but in winter i leave the water with a vagina
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