Girl bully #2

[chrisb]

Has anyone else encountered this woman?

She would be mid 30's - late 40's in age, rides a mal, has fair hair, a freckled complexion and is plain looking.

At Collaroy on a big day (it must have been 3 foot) I paddle out the back keeping my space like I always do. She is about 10 metres away from me and paddles onto a wave giving me an earful of abuse with "f_uck off w_anker" and other crudities. I was facing the horizon giving no hint of either being in her way or going for the wave.

I have never seen her before in my life and on the rare subsequent occasions when I have noticed her she is mouthing off (at others) with no obvious provocation.

Does anyone know who she is and what her problem is? Is she a nutter, just an a_rsehole, got tourettes syndrome etc???

[Ringmaster]

Pretty sure if you investigate the matter further, you'll find that it's 'Bohdidontsurf'.

Nothing a couple of good head butts won't fix.............................

[Revolution]

A long while ago (3+ years) i think i ran into the same person your talking about...

We were out on a 2ft day surfing shoreys and the tides changed and a few nice waves were coming in out the back, we paddled out to have someone i can only really compare to the cat lady in the simpsons going ape shit, big roars as she stood up, mouthing off at everything and anything. Was crazy.

[Clif]

My mum is tough as nails ...

[Surfin Turf]

Is this her ...

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[Coops@DY]

She sounds like a heap of shit, mate. Take a blade out in the surf next time and hold it to her god damn throat.
Nah, i guess she might be one the many women who experience drop ins and the likes and was just defensive. A lot of chicks in the surf dont have much confidence when hustling for waves.

There was this chick out curly once who had right of way and we were both paddling, I was just paddling to see if she'd get it. She easily could have got the wave and looked at me and pulled back straight away. I didnt go it either. She then said sorry and went all shy. She looked very cute, but not confident at all. I told her it was her wave and she should have gone it. Told her to call a wave if she was on the inside and that people would let her get a wave.
Later that surf i heard her meek girls voice whimper "yeeeep!" as she took off and was imediately dropped in on by a spotty like jerk. Felt bad for her, but at the time after seeing her fall off, i had to put my face underwater to hide my laughing.

[Nick Carroll]

Jesus christ, this is like another world.

Getting abused by mid life crisis chicks at Collaroy.

Cmon, own up, ya disgusting wrinkly bimbo.

[Rockin' Ron]

Yeah look...paddling out on a three foot day at Collaroy and being hassled by a middle aged munter asks a lot of questions. Questions I'm uncomfortable asking, let alone answering.

[Damage]

Oldman. Its gotta be.

Join the dots peoples!

[kreepykrawly]

The only place for a woman is in the kitchen cooking food for her man and cleaning his clothes.
All this shit about women surfers.
Whose gonna cook and clean for us if they're out there surfing.

This whole world is going to the dogs !!!

[oldman]

Oldman. Its gotta be.

Join the dots peoples!

Hurt and deeply affected.

[Damage]

You mean to say your not actually going thru menopause?

[Revolution]

I was thinking chamberess. Then i remembered it was someone who surfs.

[oldman]

You mean to say your not actually going thru menopause?

Maybe, I'm getting a lot of hot flushes lately, like this,

And by the way damaged, that should be "you're"!

[Damage]

^Yes I just throw that in there so I can detect the people going through menopause.

So far its you and Buff Brad. Mmmmmmmm.

[Kunho5]

Why dont you need to buy your Mrs a watch?

Cause there's a clock on the stove..............................

[oldman]

^Yes I just throw that in there so I can detect the people going through menopause.

So far its you and Buff Brad. Mmmmmmmm.

For those who are wondering, I have never met damage and we don't have any particular pm relationship going, so I have no explanation for his girly flirting with me either. Feel free to offer your theories. I haven't got any

And a little green man for you as well. It must mean something.

[Spoon]

The only middle aged women surfing around Longy and Collaroy that I have seen regularly seem really nice and very committed. I haven't seen the nutter yet.