Real(ly really slow)Surf

[lessormore]

Is the reason loading of Realsurf forum has slooowwed to a crawl so we can have more time to contemplate buying a 7S superfish or is the server now running on a 56k modem?

[creased]

Maybe they're just having a really bad Monday too

[lessormore]

Maybe they're just having a really bad Monday too

Thats feasible except its been that way for over a week and today----is Tuesday!

[oldman]

They conveniently left out....'turns like a Mack truck'...............'as responsive as an 80 year olds penis' etc etc

Must be somewhere in the fine print Ringo.

Internet speeds way beyond annoying now. Would be the death knell of the forums, which many say are dying anyway.

What would we do then? How could we get through a work day without Ringo gratuitously posting a picture of a finely formed female.

[daryl]

ah foo pause wait wait pause

funny Ringas mentioning a Mack, that was my first impression of my new fat board, even funnier is I always wanted a prime mover without the trailer, and didja know Juneau's in Alaska, and that you don't use the clutch to drive a Mack truck except for 1st

[Dingus]

What would we do then? How could we get through a work day without Ringo gratuitously posting a picture of a finely formed female.

Here ya go Olds, an internet woman at 1995 prices:

[Trev]

I sent a message to admin. No reply yet. You'd think they'd at least post a message somewhere telling us what's going on and for how long.

[Karlos]

...click on a link... open up the SMH website in another tab... go back to RealSurf... still loading... back to the SMH... quick browse & click on an article... back to RealSurf... still loading... back to the SMH to read the article... back to RealSurf to find the first page of the thread has finally opened... don't want that so click on the last page... back to the SMH to read another article... back to RealSurf... still loading... back to the SMH to find another article to read... back to RealSurf... still loading... back to the SMH to read another article... back to RealSurf... last page has finally loaded but there's only one message posted on that page so maybe I missed something on the previous one... click the link to the previous page... head back to the SMH & read another article... back to RealSurf... still loading... back to the SMH only to find I've read everything worth reading... back to RealSurf... still loading... off to the kitchen to make a cup of coffee... back to my desk... RealSurf still loading... f*ck... do a google search for something else to kill time... go take a leak... back to RealSurf... finally loaded... & I have read the posts on that page... can I be bothered browsing the forums anymore... close the RealSurf tab.

Maybe I ought to do some work.

[Clif]

I am f#$^&*& over it! So slooowwwwwwwwww.

It's as bad as towing into four-foot South Straddie (see Coastalwatch front pgae) What a f#$%&* joke!

[oldman]

What would we do then? How could we get through a work day without Ringo gratuitously posting a picture of a finely formed female.

Here ya go Olds, an internet woman at 1995 prices:

Thanks Dae,

I note the fine print says Ms November 1967. Woo hoo, a hottie.

This is hilarious. Run a big database query, wait. Go to realsurf while waiting, click on a topic and wait. Go and find the query has come back while waiting, cut and paste to excel and wait, go back and run another big query while waiting, wait. Go to realsurf and read the topic and decide whether to post. Post a comment, wait. Go back to database while waiting, run a big query, wait! Pick my nose, wait. Copy and Paste to excel, wait. If I can find a fourth useful thing to do I think I can get the rhythm just right.

[mustkillmulloway]

admin

please explain

[danw]

realsurf topics still the same on my computer. always been very slow, i click make replky, and come back 2 hrs later to ytpe the reply





has never bother me cos i like read the things people write

[Surfin Turf]

realsurf topics still the same on my computer. always been very slow, i click make replky, and come back 2 hrs later to ytpe the reply

really interQesting that is likYe could be that yRour comTputer has idBea not the what KfcUk you tryZing are to sWay maybe idVea just GfcUk knows ....

[danw]

^^ that first time you give me chit, i waer it. look forward to havina surf ST

[Surfin Turf]

^^^^^

admit yes must deserve like talk yodaturtle so sh!t cop ... surf yeah OK but forum slow sh!t as f'cked fix up don ... busy but surf morning ... forum later fix please ... sh!tting off me ...

[danw]

^^forries, this winter.. or box either one
probably only be handful days choose from??

[danw]

i know this topic about'realsurf' internet, buut anyone else feel this winter produce some waves for east oast?? i feel it. more energy, we will see yoda

[Trev]

realsurf topics still the same on my computer. always been very slow, i click make replky, and come back 2 hrs later to ytpe the reply

has never bother me cos i like read the things people write

Dan, If you go into your local computer shop you'll find you can get an upgraded model to the Commodore 64