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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 5:30 am
by offshore1
There's Trevor scale, beanpole scale, Iggy scale, Hawaiian scale.


Then there's Loofy scale.

What's 15 - 20 feet when measured in the foetal position?

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 7:49 am
by Nick Carroll
offshore1 wrote:
Fri Sep 13, 2019 4:47 am
What brought you to the left coast, Nick?
Buying real estate?
Planning the rebirth of the surf industry.

It’s coming back and it’s going to fcuk shit up!!!

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 7:53 am
by Nick Carroll
We’re gonna make so much money we’re not just going to buy the WSL back off Dirk Ziff, we’re gonna buy Dirk Ziff.

He will have a job welcoming crazy rich guests at the huge palace we will be building in Santa Monica, from where we will send forth our minions.

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:02 am
by Cranked
Uh oh, we've lost Nick! Quick offy organise a rescue party.

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 11:42 am
by offshore1
Nah Cranked, I just sent him a resume.
I'm applying for a minion position.

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 1:05 pm
by Cranked
Offy, you can be Dirk Ziffs minder. Remember, simple instructions and make sure he keeps his mind on the task at hand.

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 1:14 pm
by offshore1
If any of Dirk's tasks at hand involve wanksocks I quit.

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 2:42 pm
by Nick Carroll
no no no offshore1 do not worry, you will be one of our Carolina minions. Your task will be simple enough, just wander around striking up conversations with people and tell them how good we are.

Like fcuk these social media campaigns! We will hire 400,000 minions in strategic locations and engineer the greatest underground "buzz" in human history.

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 5:53 pm
by Thud
I surfed in shitty slop at Manly. Managed to get a few.

I was thinking about surf nobs as I was pushing off dead weak water.

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:00 pm
by tootr
Thud wrote:
Fri Sep 13, 2019 5:53 pm
I surfed in shitty slop at Manly. Managed to get a few.

I was thinking about surf nobs as I was pushing off dead weak water.

https://youtu.be/Dqc6yRIHiW0

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 10:38 pm
by offshore1
Nick Carroll wrote:
Fri Sep 13, 2019 2:42 pm
no no no offshore1 do not worry, you will be one of our Carolina minions. Your task will be simple enough, just wander around striking up conversations with people and tell them how good we are.

...
As long as it doesn't interfere with my outdoor batting I'm your man.

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Posted: Sat Sep 14, 2019 6:13 pm
by moondoggie
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Re: Where did you surf today ?

Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2019 8:21 am
by channels
So much fun, maybe even classed as pumping. Overhead sets, glassy, good banks.

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2019 4:31 pm
by Hatchnam
Fun 2-3 foot south swell with offshore winds. Lefts and rights all over. Parks everywhere.

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2019 5:22 pm
by BA
Hatchnam wrote:
Sun Sep 15, 2019 4:31 pm
Parks everywhere.
:lol:

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2019 10:03 am
by ajohnsen
Garie yesterday. Fun 2-3' right and lefts but fcuk me, so many old blokes! Old blokes are the worst. They always look angry and resentful and mean-spirited and with a soupçon of aggression.

Except me. I'm great.

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2019 10:15 am
by Hatchnam
Garie features a special type of fùckwit. None of them are local ( unless they’re living in one of the shanties ) but many act like they are.

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2019 10:22 am
by Cranked
The run of good surf continues, sets head and half to double, light offshores, not too crowded.

Got half a dozen good set waves yesterday morning, only short rides though. Too tired for an afternoon session.